fuck

...thats an ugly fuckin' god huh?

[mirkokosmos]

[muffin-monster-blog]

booty art

[sixpenceee]

Who Summoned Me?

Click here to reserve your tees.

[muffin-monster-blog]

IM EXTREMELY UP SET THAT THIS DOSE NOT COME IN MIENS TANK TOPS. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? IT COMES IS WOMAN'S SO IM GETTING IT ANYWAY. IF I DON'T LIKE IT I BET MY LOVER WILL.

[charliemouse745]

And the award for the most in character cosplay goes to…

[nyehwweh]

LISTEN ASSASSINS CREED COSPLAYERS ARE FUCKING HARDCORE

WHENEVER I GO TO ANY CONVENTION ONE OF THESE PEOPLE IN EITHER FULL OR ALMOST FULL COSTUME LITERALLY GO SCALE WALLS AND SIT IN RIDICULOUSLY HIGH PLACES

THE LAST TIME I WENT TO A CON A GUY IN FULL EZIO COSPLAY CLIMBED ON TOP OF A GODDAMN BUILDING WITH NO LADDERS NO ROPES NO NOTHING EXCEPT HIS BARE HANDS AND BALLS OF FUCKING DIAMOND

[muffin-monster-blog]

Even though this one clearly just climbed down from that corner.

[teenagehipst3r]

[muffin-monster-blog]

im listening to rings of Saturn right now o-o

[factsnfunnypics]

We’re adults and we get to decide what that means: The Home Depot Edition

[muffin-monster-blog]

I AM YOUR GOD

[the-fault-in-our-scars]

Because the first time I got raped, my boyfriend broke up with me because I had “cheated” on him. Because the word “rape” is considered a joke. Because over 70% of women let their partners fuck them when they don’t want it. Because 17% of American women have been the victim of sexual assault at some point in their lives. Because only 39% of rapists get reported to the police, and only 3% of them go to jail. Because about 13% of the rape victims commit suicide. Because the first time I got raped, he put a knife to my throat and told me he would kill me if I said I didn’t want it. Because when I wanted to report him, people told me I couldn’t because I hadn’t said “no” to him. Because at least half of all babies born to minor women are fathered by adult men. (10+ years age difference) Because I can’t wear a skirt without being told “I’m asking for it.” Because when I went to a party when I was 14 and I wore a skirt and a guy kept touching my ass all night, my mother told me it shouldn’t have happened if I wore sweatpants. Because a 16 year old girl who had her first orgasm while getting raped, had to watch her 34 (!) year old rapist go free because she had had an orgasm. Because when my guy friend told me and some friends he got raped by a women when he was 12, a “friend” laughed at him and said he should be happy he got laid that young. Because my 17 year old best friend’s parents let her 14 year old brother walk outside until 12pm, but she has to be home at 10. Because a guy from my old school got raped by another guy, but because he is gay, they said it wasn’t considered rape. Because a 19 year old lesbian got raped by a guy, and he didn’t go to prison because he said “he only tried to turn her straight so she would get accepted by her parents” Because in some cultures, girls (and boys) still get thrown out of the family because some guy/girl sexually assaulted them. Because they’re still teaching girls to walk faster at night instead of teaching guys they shouldn’t rape. Because I have to explain why rape makes me angry.

(via hhahhahahaahah)

[fucker2001]

THERES ONLY 116 SAND CATS LEFT ON EARTH

THERES

ONLY

116

SAND

CATS

LEFT

ON

EARTH

[wrigglingandraw-deactivated2024]

less humans more sand cats 

[sabisunni]

SAVE THE SAND CATS

[hypeangel]

Video

[moldykins]

SO APPARENTLY WHEN TWO LARGE WHALES DO THE NASTY THERE’S  SOMETIMES THIS ONE BRO WHO JUST SORT OF HOLDS THEM UP SO THEY DON’T FLOAT OFF

NATURE IS BEAUTIFUL

[thatonedeadkid-blog]

third wheeling

[lapbotttom-deactivated20131221]

third whaling

[bubonickitten]

ok so i definitely thought for a minute that the top of that page said ‘the orgasms of the sea’

[muffin-monster-blog]

look at this smiley motherfucker at the bottom...

[totallyfubar]

My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts

[nightstargalaxy]

why

[totallyfubar]

She’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control

[astermercury]

[muffin-monster-blog]

bruh.. this means.. so much...

[drxgonfly]

[muffin-monster-blog]

isn't this what they though was a suicidal munchkin?  Like, in the wizard of oz?

[muffin-monster-blog]

Maynard

I still can’t get over the fact that the lead singer of the bands Tool, A Perfect Circle, and Puscifer just one day out of fucking NO WERE was just like “fuck this shit I’m gonna go make wine” ....He is still currently making wine..... this very moment....... he owns a winery..... wat?

[mylittlegardenofshadows]

Cute pagan craft ideas (not mine)

[muffin-monster-blog]

I want it..

[ultrafacts]

(Fact Source) For more facts, follow Ultrafacts

[muffin-monster-blog]

That fucking adorable.. and sad,,,,

[muffin-monster-blog]

pretty guitars

Unlike most musicians I hate pretty instruments, Like don't get me wrong I like a guitar that plays well, but I think nice shiny guitars are fucking stupid. When i see them I just want to break them. That guitar is at least 600 dollars more than it should be due to the paint job. It dosent need that its now just over priced.

[gifsboom]

[kikojaharo-deactivated20230714]

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

[wessasaurus-rex]

 ”What the fuck?” 

[emeraldcharos-blog]

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

[simonjadis]

confused sharp bunnies

[vertigoats]

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

[mischievousshota-blog]

i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

[ironychan]

Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy.