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CEO of Comfort conducting a very serious quality control test on “our” massive brown bean bag. 🤎 Let’s be real—it’s definitely mine now, considering I’ve spent the better part of my retirement years perfectly molding it to my exact specifications. 📐 While I appreciate the variety of designer dog beds and schnauzer-themed pillows scattered throughout the other rooms, nothing compares to the cloud-like, heaven-sent embrace of this bean bag.

It has the perfect level of fluffiness, and I’m pretty sure the years of hard work I’ve put into sinking into it have finally paid off. 💰 It’s the one thing I genuinely pine for whenever we’re off on our big adventures, because honestly, no hotel bed or travel crate can replicate the way this thing grabs you. 🛏️ I’m currently at maximum relaxation, and I’m not planning on vacating this throne for anything less than an emergency snack delivery!

BeanBagLife #SeniorSchnauzer #MaximumComfort #DogLife #SchnauzerLove

CEO of Comfort conducting a very serious quality control test on “our” massive brown bean bag. 🤎 Let’s be real—it’s definitely mine now, considering I’ve spent the better part of my retirement years perfectly molding it to my exact specifications. 📐 While I appreciate the variety of designer dog beds and schnauzer-themed pillows scattered throughout the other rooms, nothing compares to the cloud-like, heaven-sent embrace of this bean bag.

It has the perfect level of fluffiness, and I’m pretty sure the years of hard work I’ve put into sinking into it have finally paid off. 💰 It’s the one thing I genuinely pine for whenever we’re off on our big adventures, because honestly, no hotel bed or travel crate can replicate the way this thing grabs you. 🛏️ I’m currently at maximum relaxation, and I’m not planning on vacating this throne for anything less than an emergency snack delivery!

BeanBagLife #SeniorSchnauzer #MaximumComfort #DogLife #SchnauzerLove

King of comfort holding down my favorite spot on Dad’s lap while we keep things gloriously lazy at home. 👑 Dad is rocking that pride rainbow tie-dye tee he made himself, and honestly, it’s the perfect backdrop for my afternoon nap. 🏳️‍🌈 Pride Month is such a vital time to celebrate love, authenticity, and the beautiful diversity that makes our world—and our home—so special. 🦄 We’re doing our part for the community today by being professional couch potatoes, proving that the most important part of Pride is simply being your true self, surrounded by the people (and pups) who love you most. 🌈 My job is just to provide the moral support and the beard-nuzzles while we soak up all these good vibes together!

PrideMonth #LoveIsLove #LazyDay #SchnauzerLife #TieDyePride

King of comfort holding down my favorite spot on Dad’s lap while we keep things gloriously lazy at home. 👑 Dad is rocking that pride rainbow tie-dye tee he made himself, and honestly, it’s the perfect backdrop for my afternoon nap. 🏳️‍🌈 Pride Month is such a vital time to celebrate love, authenticity, and the beautiful diversity that makes our world—and our home—so special. 🦄 We’re doing our part for the community today by being professional couch potatoes, proving that the most important part of Pride is simply being your true self, surrounded by the people (and pups) who love you most. 🌈 My job is just to provide the moral support and the beard-nuzzles while we soak up all these good vibes together!

PrideMonth #LoveIsLove #LazyDay #SchnauzerLife #TieDyePride

Connoisseur kicking off the new week with a very important business meeting with this bag of Sheepdog Surf Clam treats! 🌊 I’ve officially done a deep-dive investigation into this Vancouver-based brand, and let me tell you, their commitment to “less is more” is exactly the kind of intentional living I can get behind. ✅ These single-ingredient, 100% Arctic Surf Clams are so incredibly yummy that I can basically taste the intense, ocean-fueled flavor with every single sniff.

They are lean, clean, and packed with all the omega-3s and minerals my distinguished joints and coat require to keep looking this sharp. ⚓️ Since they are a novel, low-fat protein that is super gentle on my senior stomach, I’ve decided that “choosing better” is officially my new personality trait. 🤤 If you need me, I’ll be over here savoring this coastal-inspired luxury and wondering how I lived my first twelve years without these briney, savory masterpieces in my life!

@sheepdogproducts 🦴 #SheepdogTreats #SurfClams #SchnauzerEats #CoastalCanine #BetterForDogs

Connoisseur kicking off the new week with a very important business meeting with this bag of Sheepdog Surf Clam treats! 🌊 I’ve officially done a deep-dive investigation into this Vancouver-based brand, and let me tell you, their commitment to “less is more” is exactly the kind of intentional living I can get behind. ✅ These single-ingredient, 100% Arctic Surf Clams are so incredibly yummy that I can basically taste the intense, ocean-fueled flavor with every single sniff.

They are lean, clean, and packed with all the omega-3s and minerals my distinguished joints and coat require to keep looking this sharp. ⚓️ Since they are a novel, low-fat protein that is super gentle on my senior stomach, I’ve decided that “choosing better” is officially my new personality trait. 🤤 If you need me, I’ll be over here savoring this coastal-inspired luxury and wondering how I lived my first twelve years without these briney, savory masterpieces in my life!

@sheepdogproducts 🦴 #SheepdogTreats #SurfClams #SchnauzerEats #CoastalCanine #BetterForDogs

Connoisseur kicking off the new week with a very important business meeting with this bag of Sheepdog Surf Clam treats! 🌊 I’ve officially done a deep-dive investigation into this Vancouver-based brand, and let me tell you, their commitment to “less is more” is exactly the kind of intentional living I can get behind. ✅ These single-ingredient, 100% Arctic Surf Clams are so incredibly yummy that I can basically taste the intense, ocean-fueled flavor with every single sniff.

They are lean, clean, and packed with all the omega-3s and minerals my distinguished joints and coat require to keep looking this sharp. ⚓️ Since they are a novel, low-fat protein that is super gentle on my senior stomach, I’ve decided that “choosing better” is officially my new personality trait. 🤤 If you need me, I’ll be over here savoring this coastal-inspired luxury and wondering how I lived my first twelve years without these briney, savory masterpieces in my life!

@sheepdogproducts 🦴 #SheepdogTreats #SurfClams #SchnauzerEats #CoastalCanine #BetterForDogs

Pro leading the way through YVR with the kind of focus that only a seasoned professional possesses! 💂‍♂️ Dad is trailing behind, filming me as I march in a perfectly straight line toward customs, and honestly, he should know by now that I don’t do “leisurely strolls” when I have a high-stakes event to get to this evening.

I am efficiency personified, expertly navigating this terminal while trying to remind him that we have a schedule to keep and absolutely zero time for cinematic detours. 🫡 I finally had to give him the look—the one that says “Dad, head up, stop the recording, and keep moving”—because my social calendar isn’t going to manage itself.

We’re on a mission, and I’ve got people to meet and important dog-business to attend to, so let’s get this show on the road!

YVR #ServiceDogLife #TravelPro #SchnauzerOnAMission #EfficiencyExpert

Flight inspector strutting down the main central walkway of this single-aisle aircraft like I own the place! ✈️ Since we were the first ones to board, I’ve had the entire aisle to myself, and my nose is currently working overtime processing the absolute treasure trove of food crumbs and lingering scents left behind from the inbound flight.

Passengers usually fight over these aisle seats for the freedom to stretch their legs or make a quick exit, but they clearly don’t appreciate the real gold mine—the floor! 🍪 Dad thinks I’m just walking to our row, but I’m actually conducting a high-stakes investigation of the cabin floor before anyone else can clutter up my workspace. 🔍 It’s a tough job being the first aboard, but someone has to make sure this jet is up to my professional standards before we take off!

MileHighSchnauzer #AisleWalkway #SingleAisleLife #ServiceDogTravel #MuffinOnTheMove

Supervisor reporting for duty at the Magical Bridge Playground at Fair Oaks Park! 🦸‍♂️ It is a glorious, crystal-clear sunny day, and I am leaning fully into the spirit of “Tongue Out Tuesday” while I monitor the swings and slides to ensure everything is up to my high standards.

I’m practicing my world-class nose-licking technique, and honestly, the level of flexibility I’m showcasing with my tongue is nothing short of an athletic achievement. 👅 I can easily lick my own nose with surgical precision, but I’m curious—can you say the same, or are you just staring at my majestic beard in awe? 🫢 I’ll be here keeping the playground vibes impeccable, so feel free to drop by if you want to see how a professional senior Schnauzer truly nails this Tuesday!

@magicalbridge 🌈 #TongueOutTuesday #MagicalBridge #FairOaksPark #MuffinTheSchnauzer #SchnauzerSkills

Supervisor reporting for duty at the Magical Bridge Playground at Fair Oaks Park! 🦸‍♂️ It is a glorious, crystal-clear sunny day, and I am leaning fully into the spirit of “Tongue Out Tuesday” while I monitor the swings and slides to ensure everything is up to my high standards.

I’m practicing my world-class nose-licking technique, and honestly, the level of flexibility I’m showcasing with my tongue is nothing short of an athletic achievement. 👅 I can easily lick my own nose with surgical precision, but I’m curious—can you say the same, or are you just staring at my majestic beard in awe? 🫢 I’ll be here keeping the playground vibes impeccable, so feel free to drop by if you want to see how a professional senior Schnauzer truly nails this Tuesday!

@magicalbridge 🌈 #TongueOutTuesday #MagicalBridge #FairOaksPark #MuffinTheSchnauzer #SchnauzerSkills

Supervisor reporting for duty at the Magical Bridge Playground at Fair Oaks Park! 🦸‍♂️ It is a glorious, crystal-clear sunny day, and I am leaning fully into the spirit of “Tongue Out Tuesday” while I monitor the swings and slides to ensure everything is up to my high standards.

I’m practicing my world-class nose-licking technique, and honestly, the level of flexibility I’m showcasing with my tongue is nothing short of an athletic achievement. 👅 I can easily lick my own nose with surgical precision, but I’m curious—can you say the same, or are you just staring at my majestic beard in awe? 🫢 I’ll be here keeping the playground vibes impeccable, so feel free to drop by if you want to see how a professional senior Schnauzer truly nails this Tuesday!

@magicalbridge 🌈 #TongueOutTuesday #MagicalBridge #FairOaksPark #MuffinTheSchnauzer #SchnauzerSkills

Connoisseur patrolling Old Fisherman’s Wharf and soaking up the glorious chaos of a cloudy day with just the right amount of sunny breaks. 👮‍♂️ The ocean breeze is hitting my beard perfectly, and between the rhythmic sound of the waves and the complex aromatic profile of raw saltwater mixed with the heavenly scent of cooked seafood from the stalls, I am basically in sensory heaven. 🌊 It’s an overwhelming, delicious data overload for my nose, as I’m catching every single note of the daily catch while trying to maintain my professional service dog composure.

I’m standing here looking absolutely majestic, inhaling the briny air and pretending I don’t know exactly which stall is serving the best crab, all while hoping my distinguished charm earns me a free sample. 🦀 If you need me, I’ll be over here conducting a very serious investigation into which seafood aroma is most worthy of a Schnauzer’s high-priority attention!

@montereysoldfishermanswharf @seemonterey ⚓️

OldFishermansWharf #MontereyBay #SchnauzerLife #SeafoodSniffer #SeniorDogAdventures

Connoisseur patrolling Old Fisherman’s Wharf and soaking up the glorious chaos of a cloudy day with just the right amount of sunny breaks. 👮‍♂️ The ocean breeze is hitting my beard perfectly, and between the rhythmic sound of the waves and the complex aromatic profile of raw saltwater mixed with the heavenly scent of cooked seafood from the stalls, I am basically in sensory heaven. 🌊 It’s an overwhelming, delicious data overload for my nose, as I’m catching every single note of the daily catch while trying to maintain my professional service dog composure.

I’m standing here looking absolutely majestic, inhaling the briny air and pretending I don’t know exactly which stall is serving the best crab, all while hoping my distinguished charm earns me a free sample. 🦀 If you need me, I’ll be over here conducting a very serious investigation into which seafood aroma is most worthy of a Schnauzer’s high-priority attention!

@montereysoldfishermanswharf @seemonterey ⚓️

OldFishermansWharf #MontereyBay #SchnauzerLife #SeafoodSniffer #SeniorDogAdventures

King of Central Park holding court from the highest point of the castle at Magical Bridge Playground! 🏰 I’ve got my service dog harness on and I’m taking my role as the guardian of the kingdom very seriously, keeping a watchful eye on all the kids running about below. 🏃From inside these fortress walls, I officially command you to stay within my castle—or at least come join me in the shade because this sun is absolutely brutal today! 🥵 I’m currently providing the ultimate cool-down spot for any loyal subjects who need a break from the heat, and let’s be honest, the view is much better when you’re a distinguished Schnauzer sitting on a throne. 👑 My reign is mostly about naps and high-quality supervision, so if you’re looking to escape the sizzle, get inside my castle before I decide to close the drawbridge for a well-deserved afternoon snooze!

@magicalbridge @santaclaracityparks 😴 #MagicalBridge #CentralParkSC #SchnauzerKing #ServiceDogMuffin #CastleLife

King of Central Park holding court from the highest point of the castle at Magical Bridge Playground! 🏰 I’ve got my service dog harness on and I’m taking my role as the guardian of the kingdom very seriously, keeping a watchful eye on all the kids running about below. 🏃From inside these fortress walls, I officially command you to stay within my castle—or at least come join me in the shade because this sun is absolutely brutal today! 🥵 I’m currently providing the ultimate cool-down spot for any loyal subjects who need a break from the heat, and let’s be honest, the view is much better when you’re a distinguished Schnauzer sitting on a throne. 👑 My reign is mostly about naps and high-quality supervision, so if you’re looking to escape the sizzle, get inside my castle before I decide to close the drawbridge for a well-deserved afternoon snooze!

@magicalbridge @santaclaracityparks 😴 #MagicalBridge #CentralParkSC #SchnauzerKing #ServiceDogMuffin #CastleLife

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