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takeing mommy gf applications

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the girls at these partys always say they have really dank stuff but then sell me shitty ditch weed that;s not even good and also gives me dreams about having boobss

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big news gang they found th he magna charta

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if ucked up im so srry

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big news gang they found th he magna charta

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does thinking Sandy Cheeks is hot make me a furried

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20mg edible "sweet dreams" gave me a panic attack so bad someone clled the police because they thought i was dying so maybe 100000mg edible "succubus fucker" is more my speed

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im done for, it finally happened for real, i was trying to send my crush my notes from comp 143 but i accidentally had a fullly reciprocal petplay rp with her now shell never talk to meagain

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they ruined zelda when they added the time ljne link has always been MARIO having a LUCID DREAM & if you watch the super mario bros super show (1989) youd know this

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it;s basically ovrr for me she didnt notice i had a shirt with her face printed on it when i passed her on the way to comp 143

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i thought teachers pet was a reward if youre really good and bring a apple every day but apparently its just a mean name they call you

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the girl at the desk of student accounts gave me her phone number & i dialeld it earlier & her voice mail sounded just like the student accounts robot lmao i hope she changes it before someone gets confused

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she wont respond to any of the 217 text's ive sent her in the last six minutes am i cooked gys

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got exited bc the clerk at the weed store said the new strain is supposed to make you feel like youre turning into a cat girl but all i could feel was a heaache

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none of the other armjoe players think valjean is bustef but i literally have never won angainst him even when i play javert the devs need to patch him

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i think if i were maid a philosopher king plato style i could solve racisn in one or two afternoons

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this Calculous essay is kicking my ass man

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none of the girls of this party even have the same fetish as me

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i became atheist bc i realized id never manage saint but i think i have bodhisatva in me or at least imam if i felt like it