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ryan / dalias read my pages pls

[muggytec-blog1]

me and alfie finished the new blog which we’ll probably be moving to by tomorrow or friday. you’ll have to ask for the url off anon tho so i can avoid my abuser

[muggytec-blog1]

me and alfie finished the new blog which we’ll probably be moving to by tomorrow or friday. you’ll have to ask for the url off anon tho so i can avoid my abuser

[muggytec-blog1]

me and alfie finished the new blog which we’ll probably be moving to by tomorrow or friday. you’ll have to ask for the url off anon tho so i can avoid my abuser

[muggytec-blog1]

me and alfie finished the new blog which we’ll probably be moving to by tomorrow or friday. you’ll have to ask for the url off anon tho so i can avoid my abuser

[muggytec-blog1]

me and alfie finished the new blog which we'll probably be moving to by tomorrow or friday. you'll have to ask for the url off anon tho so i can avoid my abuser

[muggytec-blog1]

i passed out as soon as i got home lmao

[omgkatsudonplease]

“she shouldn’t have worn that skirt to the frat party.”

“yeah, well, archduke franz ferdinand shouldn’t have been wandering around sarajevo in an open-top car, so i guess he was asking to be murdered, too.”

[underwaterlesbians]

*blows a kiss to the sky* to the moon lesbians

[figglypuff]

NSFW = NOT SO FAST WEEB

[trapcard]

everybody is all “ I support people with mental illnesses” until these people start showing symptoms lmao

[scorpionemoji-deactivated202108]

to elaborate, yeah people will understand the basic symptoms such as sadness and or being nervous but once someone starts having random fits of rage, inconsolable panic attacks, no energy or motivation to do shit, hallucinations, paranoia, mood swings, etc. everybody is suddenly like “woah what the fuck just stop…”

[slavery]

Teacher: sit down Me: drank

[denimecho]

Your best nightmare.

[samsationals-moving]

i actually hand drawn the papyrus font and i almost died, ur welcome

[tulipbf]

“cis kids are APOLOGIZING FOR BEING CIS” and trans kids are dying bc theyre trans but u dont care at all

[meladoodle]

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

[meladoodle]

[meladoodle]

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

[auburngal]

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

[5eva]

y’all act like public schools are the worst but i went to a private school for nine months and at one point the boys discovered if you spray your nipple with deodorant for fifteen seconds and flick it then it comes off so they all started doing it and my friend walked into the changing room and got hit in the eye by a flying nipple

[glasseskiwi]

HORRIFIED SCREAMS

#I THINK THEY MEANT THE DEODORANT COMES OFF IN A NIPPLE SHAPE NOT THE ACTUAL NIPPLE

LESS HORRIFIED SCREAMS

[ewaneneollav]

im that one friend who will eat you if i find you dead