All I had was a wagon...

M'name's the Once-ler. And no, I am not an ass. M!A: --- tag: muleler skype: idrivethiswagon

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Who threw this water balloon in the middle of the desert

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Do you have siblings? If so are they mule centaurs as well?

I’ve already answered this!

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Ever feel like you're being watched on the road?

..Actually.. Now that’che mention it..

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..I’d say I feel like I’m bein’ watched by nearly 200 different individuals..

Can’t imagine why, though!

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-tilts head up cause you're tall- Do you have a jingle ready for your invention?

Haha, I sure do!

It goes something like this...

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are there any other "species" other than centaur-looking people

Uhh.. probably? Never seen ‘em myself, personally– th’ only town near home’s just full'a folk like me, and it’s.. small.

I hear there’s all sorts, though! If you can think of 'em, they’re probably out there somewhere!

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so are there um.. other centaurs? Like ones that are deer or camels?

Yeah, ‘course there are.

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So you essentially a centaur?

Uhh, well, yeah, I reckon that's the correct terminology.

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The little thing that grey ler is. It's a nubcat

That lil' thing was a nubcat?? That's so....so cute...

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Hey, you need any help getting rid of those vultures? If so, I could be of service. *gestures to a half eaten carcass a few miles away"

Nnnno thanks, I already took care of him.

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Nubcat: adorable little cat like creature that almost every other onceler blog turned into for some reason in 2013

"Every other Once-ler".. Umm. Hate to break it to you, but I'm the only Once-ler around.

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drops bird seed at your hooves,,?? feet? yeah

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its dangerous to go alone, taaake this *hands you a frying pan*

I’ve already got one.

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Quick, maybe you can eat the bird! Or...I could eat it.

Uh.. I’m not likin’ the sound of either of those options..

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u fat

Actually, my last doctor visit told me I was at my ideal weight!

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Are marshmallows safe for nubcats?

..What’s a nubcat?

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As in like how do your arms even reach to your back legs.

If I roll my eyes any harder they’d fall out.

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How do you even put on pants

How do you put on pant?