bullshit i feed myself

sarah • 27 • she/her 18+ only please requests: closed

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oh shit... are we in love? [cake fic]

I’ve only been talking about this for 10 years... anyways, here it is finally.  Thank you to @pixiegrl​, @valiantnerdtm​, @calumthoodshands​, & @blackbutterfliescal​ - you’re all so supportive and sweet and idk if I would have been able to finish this without you guys being v encouraging. Also as it is my birthday today I have claimed this as my Birthday Cake........ enjoy

Summary: Calum has always been scared of relationships, that is, until he realized that he was in love with the one person he could never be scared of.

Word Count: 5,164

Pairing: Calum Hood x Luke Hemmings

Warnings: Drinking

Rating: T

Read on AO3

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i haven’t been around for a hot minute but i’m in a reading mood

share w me your favourite fics you’ve read/written lately 🫶🏻❤️

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i’m so proud of all of 5sos but especially michael

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Me everytime my text post gets zero notes but I still keep posting:

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no one asked but these are my top 5

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hi friends 🫶🏻

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i wanna like it so bad cause luke and sierra sound so good and michael produced it but 🧍🏻‍♀️

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ayo 5sos what the fuck

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“see you at 9:20”

besties it’s 9:21 hello?

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all men do is LIE

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5sos? late? shocking

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like is that sax in the bg too

even if it’s just synth i’m so here for it

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the bassline in blender has me shaking my ass ngl

[bettermcn]

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WAIT AND TAKE MT HAND JOAHUA TREE VERSION

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5sos are so sick and twisted for that one tho

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BLENDER????