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If I can get the corpse, I can get my negative back to zero! rules.

[multimoss]

I don’t even give a fuck about the corpse being a saint or whatever!! I’m still negative! I want to get up to zero! If I can get the corpse, I can get my negative back to zero!

a multimuse written by moss! read rules before interacting! 

muse list / interest checker 

[multimoss]

Sorry I poofed for a whole life got a little hectic but if you want to plot then feel free to message

[multimoss]

I will be on here later today so feel free to like this or reply and I will dm you or send something completely random to your inbox.

[morthern]

Death on a short leash.

Don Giovanna and his guard dog

[herzspalter]

Basically a shitpost.

Was asked if I think La Squadra and Giorno could’ve teamed up to defeat the Boss, and I do think they could’ve, but there would’ve been major disagreements.

Nothing Giorno “Excessively Weird But Totally Doable Punishment” Giovanna couldn’t solve, of course

[herzspalter]

Risotto Nero’s suffering

[magic-soda]

Hi

[multimoss]

@nyo-ho-hoe asked:

✉   ↠     I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti

to gyro :  did you at least make spaghetti or?

[multimoss]

@nyo-ho-hoe​ asked from here: 

✉   ↠     Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.

to Gyro : that sounds like it would be fun and imagine the imprints left after.

[multimoss]

I will be on here later today so feel free to like this or reply and I will dm you or send something completely random to your inbox.

[brittsmemes]

TEXTS  FROM  LAST  NIGHT  STARTERS  !

✉   ↠    and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”

✉   ↠     i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star…

✉   ↠     I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.

✉   ↠     I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed

✉   ↠     so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.

✉   ↠     Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true

✉   ↠     I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend’s twin last night…

✉   ↠     Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.

✉   ↠     Renamed my iPod as ‘the titantic’ so when I plug it in it’s says 'the titantic is syncing.’

✉   ↠     This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

✉   ↠     My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber…I’m buying the engagement ring tomorrow

✉   ↠     i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled “5 second rule” and kept fucking me. i think im in love

✉   ↠     in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me… then slapped my ass and told me “back to business”… im gonna marry him

✉   ↠     I’m smoking weed out of a trumpet

✉   ↠     I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building

✉   ↠     He literally didn’t stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.

✉   ↠     i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.

✉   ↠     you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911

✉   ↠     The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.

✉   ↠     I’m at the airport and there’s a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn’t see you there?

✉   ↠     o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket

✉   ↠     Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?

✉   ↠     I ’m gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife

✉   ↠     We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich….

✉   ↠     he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true’

✉   ↠     I’m at this frat party right now and yelled “my brother finally lost his virginity.” They gave you a standing ovation

✉   ↠     i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.

✉   ↠     i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.

✉   ↠     I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.

✉   ↠     Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.

✉   ↠     I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.

✉   ↠     How do you jack off and text at the same time?

✉   ↠     also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.

✉   ↠     Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to “i can hear you having sex”.

✉   ↠     i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right

✉   ↠     I don’t know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.

✉   ↠     my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.

✉   ↠     Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I’m in love

✉   ↠     I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says “bang”.

✉   ↠     I’m eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.

✉   ↠     Get out of your relationship and into my pants.

✉   ↠     I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti 

[ginnotwist]

thinking about johnnys silly little hat hair 

[lis-cepu]

Kiss me like there's no tommorow

[morthern]

screenshot redraw from 80's anime Riding bean, had a lot of fun with this one

[goodbyekillingharmony]

they live in my head rent free

[hannibalvector]

lucky star 🌟

[multimoss]

I apologize for not being active I have a lot of shit going on but I will try and get something going later.