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Yxandre in most games. Toronto wumbologist. Sometimes I write things.

[logosminuspity]

My OC, Vale the Pirate King, as given life by the talented and amazing @ryuuna​ (seriously, go commission her). Love how she turned out…someday I’ll write her story of taking over the seas

[miki-sama]

primmadona worm... yeah

all he ever wanted was to squirm

[tibo30]

[Geralt texting Yen]

Geralt: There’s a fucking oul outside our room

Geralt: Ouwl

Geralt: Owul

Geralt: Houl

Geralt: Oul

Geralt: How the fuck do you spell it

Geralt: Hoot hoot

Geralt: There’s a hooter outside our window!

Owl Philippa: *offended owl noises*

[endofeva1997]

this is on a cat breeder’s website but i keep laughing at the phrase out of context 

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

movie producers be like

[official-sokka]

YA authors be like

[ryuuna]

Caught sketching your crush again RIP

[einsbern]

It seems like I simultaneously spent too much time and got incredibly lazy with this one. I have no energy to finish anything so welp

[tworocks]

no one is allowed to not see this

[pimby]

brought a kiss to the knife fight

[rubysevens]

i??????? sksjsbzvsvshdhsbdb

[rubysevens]

update:

[undercoverpopsicles]

He did her right

[helloitsbees]

“he”?

[seal-of-unknown]

me, begging, tears in my eyes: please. please just tell me what the book is about. the plot. please

a book annotation on the cover, unfazed: A Subversive Masterpiece. A Deep And Touching Story. The New York Times Bestseller. Go Fuck Yourself

[demonius-darkblade]

imagine converting to the catholic church LMAO catholicism is only supposed to be passed down from parent to child in a manner best described as ‘if I had to live like this then so do you’ 

[narwhalertheimpaler]

This is the most accurate description I’ve ever found, thought it was worth spreading ❀

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

Use a sword for a more aggressive driving experience

[hotvampireadjacent]

wrong again op

[chotomy]

–

based on these passages from the odyssey and the aeneid (and i think it might have happened in the iliad too, though i can’t remember where):

athena and aphrodite know EXACTLY what matters and that is HEROIC BIMBOFICATION!

[rubbersoles19]

@ashadeofpemberley

[nemuriouji]

@multishep

[memestashhash]

[yougottabeniceforwhat]

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

[multishep]

My carsona