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If this is about the Hawaiian shirt post you owe me $2

[elierlick]

Thanks to trans men donating their tissue, we know the exact number of nerve fibers in the clitoris. Read about it here.

[tomatoluvr69]

It’s very cold….anyone else in north america experiencing this 🤔

[supernini235]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[swarnpert]

every christmas i am reminded that for 18 years i believed that “i saw mommy kissing santa claus” was about the mom cheating on her husband with santa claus, instead of the dad being dressed up as santa claus and it being cute

[that-house]

it's 4:14 which means it's about to be 9 pm if i'm not careful

[piratemadi]

people have got to learn the difference between I didnt like it and It was bad

[piratemadi]

[spaciebabie]

i envy ppl who can provide deep analysis about their favorite media and/or characters b/c whenever i like something a lot it looks like:

[undercoverpopsicles]

Would you still like me if I wore fruit on my head

[kenro199x]

GODZILLA 2019 (OMEGA BEAST, EZHOBI) - FURIOUS BLUE

This is my second Omega Beast statue, and so far, EZHOBI is batting a thousand with these. He's an impressive lad, as expected because he is a high-end item.

[bebe-benzenheimer]

"Nine tickets for Barbie, please"

[memewhore]

[45percenterthen]

why is shooting ur shot (friendship edition) so much harder than shooting ur shot (romantic edition). babygirl i wanna befriend u so bad

[dragonzzzzzx]

@2prettyy i wanna fist you

[45percenterthen]

Love Happens. right here on my text poast

[roaldamundsen]

when you find a single flake of glitter on yourself for seemingly no reason. where'd you come from girl. where's the party at

[unholyblissafterdark]

[justghoulishthings]

BREAKING NEWS: I GOIG TO FUCKING GET YOU

[heartseeker]

[harbingerofjoy]

me writing fictional couples: oh wow…. the tenderness, the devotion, the romance

me irl: