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jungle IS massive, innit

anthonybourdainpartsunknown

zombiebruja

girlfriend: Gemini, Scorpio, Aries, Aquarius, Sagittarius

boyfriend: Leo, Cancer, Pisces, Libra, Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn

morghn

fuck man, this group is going around a lot in FB i swear they gotta out a webseries or sth i can’t even find source or anything but DAYUM

tsunderelynchan

this was worth my 3 minutes

lemonfont

Did I just watch an anime?

freshlysqueezedmeme

kyleyo-deactivated20201007

when u wake up feelin productive

freebowling

harleyismyhero-deactivated20190

I DON’T GET IT

shut-up-hippie

me neither … someone explain it?

bloodsisters-deactivated2023013

I met a traveller from an antique land, Who said–“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone Stand in the desert….Near them, on the sand, Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown, And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command, Tell that its sculptor well those passions read Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things, The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed; And on the pedestal, these words appear: My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings, Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair! Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away.”

pearl-likes-pi

How does this explain anything im

garfdied

psa

you may ask yourself:

how do i work this?

where is that large automobile?

and you may tell yourself:

this is not my beautiful house

this is not my beautiful wife

shitheadgod

why does young genji look like the fruit ninja kid

Me, an american: i am disenfranchised with the USA and everything it represents worldwide-

Blizzard: [Gives McCree an obnoxious American skin on Overwatch]

Also me: BOY HOWDY DO I LOVE THE U S OF A LOOK AT THIS JANGLY GUN-TOTIN' PATRIOT THROWING FIREWORKS IN YER FACES YEEHAW BITCHES IT'S AMERICA COMING THROUGH

gayboomhauer

Oh no. The grocery store I’m at has a Bluetooth radio system and it’s unprotected. I can get in and play anything I want for the shoppers. Suggestions?

gayboomhauer

I did it. I played Cruel Angels Thesis over the radio system.The song played in its entirety and in the end there was no announcement or anything and I walked out with no consequences.

That’s not half.

My favorite part of this is that there was a period of time where Archie just expectantly watched Reggie cut the crust off his pizza for what was probably like two minutes and was just wondering how the fuck that was going to turn into half a pizza.

tentacleteapot

“Archie-” “Jughead, shut up. I wanna see where he’s going with this.”

caduceuscobalt-deactivated20161

What it feels like when you lose your mech as D.Va.

hotvampireadjacent

idiosyncraticwordsmith

Human beings in a mob

What’s a mob to a king?

What’s a king to a god?

What is a god…

To a non-believer?

girlbortion

is he………you know…….*makes football throwing motion*….straight?

thebootydiaries

me:

saw weed 3 times

has 7 gf

has 9 abs

listens to john lemon

saw a google image of marijuana sock once

has 3 phds on english

you:

0 or maybe 1 or 2 gf

0 abs

listens to marijuana and the diamonds

never met picasso irl

never heard of john lemon

cryign blooger with 0 phds

bye sweaty :)

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waterlilly549

You just proved you were an idiot tho?????

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divinewolfgoddess

Wow you actually just proved to everybody how stupid you are. Please go back to school and relearn English again.

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huntress-out-of-control

Oh my god, this is unbelievable. a) if you’re trying to get a lot of reposts by showing everyone how retarded you are, well done, you got them. b) @jorober93538 is right. c) learn how to write properly. d) what makes you so cool that you saw weed? e) having 7 girlfriends? Do you think that’s something to be proud of? f) grow up.

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