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I love griffin mcelroy because he says things like “our capacity for love increases with each person we cross paths with throughout our lives and with each moment we spend with those people” but he also says things like “my name is sprite pepsi and I’m abstinence til I die”

neverkn0wnnotused

if ur idea of "goth" is limited to skinny white women w big boobs in black/chains/fishnet/bondage/blood then it's not goth ur just a racist with a fetish

thecorefather

get muddy

go feral

thecorefather

if anyone needs me I’ll be in my hollowed out redwood tree escaping from society

golgak-the-goblin-deactivated20

No cops at pride. Only the Gay Goblin King and his horde of Bog Soldiers.

urbangoblin

I walk into build a bear

I stick my mouth on the fluff nozzle

Crank it up to 11

Eat so much stuffing

I am forcibly removed from build a bear

I am satisfied with my SNACK I go home. I’m am goblin.

alien-thembo

Those aren't possums makin a ruckus in ya attic,,,, it's me babey!! having a party with my rocks :D

takeshitakyuuto

why do people act like witches are evil for turning people into frogs. shes doing you a favor be grateful

tiney-tadpole

Y'all ever just wanna cause a public disturbance?

Like jumping into the park fountain

Screeching in the middle of a large crowd

Summoning long forgotten gods to bring humanity to a swift but calm end

Tackling a clothing rack at Walmart

stormcozy

I’m going to be the old hag witch who lives in the swamp growing cute mushrooms and has a hundred pet frogs

heyo-im-aro-deactivated20200524

no gender only shiny rocks

hungwy

SWAT kicking down my meth lab door: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND Me (with cat ears on): oh nyoez!!! Sowwy mister gubbermemt ;‘3 I can haz weduced sentence fow compwiance? SWAT guy: *shoots me in the head*