mumphs posting

AT FIRST THERE WAS NOTHING BUT THEN NOTHING TURNED ITSELF INSIDE OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!

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girl pull yourself together.

[hollowtones]

& Then a weird guy appear

[probablily]

me in the echo chamber: exactlyyy, literallyyyy

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every time I cross the road and all the cars have to stop and watch im thinking "aura" and making edits of myself in my head

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getting rly into prayer lately

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i am pulp i am paste i am mulch

i am cud from the rumen waiting to be chewed and churned into POOP

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FUCK MY STUPID BUNNY LIFE!!!!!!

[kitchen1]

I wish I took a better pic of this writing in a bar bathroom in toronto bc I think of it so often. Be So Completely Yourself That No One Is Attracted To You Or Wants To Employ You

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I HATE HRT!! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?????? I DONT WANT TO JACK OFF AT LEAST 5 TIMES A FUCKING WEEK THATS A WHOLE FULL TIME JOB

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I GOTTA CLOCK IN TO THE FUCKING DIFT AGAIN?? THE DICk SHIFT????? DOC YOURE TELLING ME I GOTTA TOUCH THIS FUCKING THING ONCE MORE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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I can’t ever go outside without getting hit with… like pans and wild animals

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me when I'm in the prison where the only thing in my cell is an active stove: 🫤 ok let's try touching the stove again

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white ppl when literally anything happens: I HAVE to do blackface about this right now

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ass so fat my peg leg creaking 🤑

[gaynfl-moved]

STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

[your-sleep-paraylis-demon]

OK OK. UH UHHHH..... KILL?

[gaynfl-moved]

[harvestspriteirl]

[mumphs]

he is literally my doting and sensitive butch wife of 14 years