[fairycosmos]

for about a month in the early 2010s people used to say things like climate change is real and gay people deserve rights. does anyone remember this

[thoodleoo]

the joy of working with middle school aged children is that, regardless of how long you've been doing it, they will always find novel ways to annoy and confuse you, which is okay because that's the natural state of the middle school aged child. anyway suffice it to say that for the past three weeks of school my 6th grade class has been greeting me at my door by lining up outside of it, playing the national anthem, and saluting me as i walk in.

[jouster-ari]

What they're doing to you:

[weirdplutoprince]

Nothing more painful than when a kind stranger tells you about some random AI feature in a way that is clearly meant to be helpful and you have to choose between nodding along in despair or turning wokezilla 3000 on them

[muneco]

need to send someone a picture of my tits asappppp

[h4nifah]

can someone lovebomb me I’m bored

[ardourie]

she wasted my time so im on to new adventures

[frozenknight]

Some of you might think im just a sex obsessed freak. Well i am. Youre following a pervert. Have a nice day.

[parkchanwoohoo]

The anger that drove the making of this is so palpable I can't stop laughing

[muneco]

didn't feel the most confident at the clerb tonight but selfie dumb regardlessssss

[muneco]

btw i'm fully on my horny blog shit now <3

[muneco]

put this song over my selfie on my insta stories and the people were for sure puzzled by this choice but me and bestie can't stop laughing about it . unfortunately my ex husband probably also thought it was hilarious but he's evil . so there's that

[ahno-nimus]

you won't believe the weather we've been getting [remembers to avoid giving away my location] the sky was turned to darkness and the moon to blood, and the stars fell from the heavens.

[borrowed-thoughts]

@korinawray on instagram

[muneco]

didn't feel the most confident at the clerb tonight but selfie dumb regardlessssss

[muneco]

daydreaming at work about how good my eater made me cum on Valentine's day 😞😞😞😞 need more eaters in my roster

[muneco]

yaaasssss new dress

[muneco]

had sex with someone i've been friends with for a while and she immediately hits me with the I don't wanna mess this up I wanna take you seriously the next day like erm . I just want to have sex is that so difficult . why are you in love with me!!!!!!!!!