Miss Piggy Quinzel, PhD

pfp from guyfgilchrist on insta

[muppet-quinn]

The vigil for my love 🙏🙏🙏🕯️🕯️🕯️😢😢😢

wait oh n-

[passionate-about-puppets]

so my friends are doing a hear me out cake right. APPARENTLY MISS PIGGY COUNTS???? WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHES NOT CONVENIENTLY ATTRACTIVE??? THAT IS THE SEXIEST PIG EVER!!!

[the-muppet-joker]

You Called And I Answered

[muppet-quinn]

*I* CALLED AND YOU *NEVER* ANSWERED, YOU LYING FREAK 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[the-muppet-joker]

Is your wife on tumblr? She seems lovely.

No one's wife is on tumblr

[muppet-quinn]

🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭

[the-muppet-joker]

I lie awake at night thinking about His Hole. Was any of it real? I can't hold my wife unless I imagine she is Kermit. I miss his squelch as I sopped him wet with my seed. "For the joke!" I cried. I would fill him with my nectar. And laugh, and laugh. Like some kind of joke(r). I miss you, Kermit. Don't tell my wife. Don't tell my wife.

[muppet-quinn]

MY LOVE!!!! PERHAPS HE HAS NOT FORGOTTEN ME AFTER ALL???? 🥰🥰🥰❣️❣️❣️

[the-muppet-joker]

Hey gang for those of you waiting for my return just letting you know that running the muppet joker account has put a very real strain on my real life marriage and I have decided to step away from the blog for the foreseeable future.

I have been talking to her and everone else in my personal life "in character" as the muppet joker so that my blog would be as true to life as possible. I have been wearing Joker makeup around the house, which at first she found funny, but now she can't even look at me. I started compulsively fantasizing about the muppets and it's ruining our sex life. I accidentally called her Kermit in the bedroom and she made me sleep on the couch for a week.

Our son turned one year old this year on July 5th, on the day of Dashcon 2. My wife begged and pleaded with me to stay home and celebrate his birthday, but I was stupid and selfish and had become completely taken over by the muppet joker persona at that point. I went. I returned home to an ultimatum. Its my family, or it's the muppet joker. I chose my family.

Sorry tumblr. I have failed you. I have failed my wife. I have failed my son. I have to go now, to be with them, and to watch my child grow up.

Goodbye, Homosapiens

[muppet-quinn]

i hate to be the one to tell you but marsha lives in ohio

ummmmm she CLEARLY said asbestos basement??? not ohio basement???

[muppet-quinn]

Wait did ur house actually burn down

Did u move into the asbestos basement???

yes 😭😭😭

and not yet but I'm working on it!!!

asbestos is farther away than i thought it was and my car got lost in the fire so i'm currently still hoofing it (get it cuz pigs have hooves??? 😁😁😁) to marsha's basement

[croakerheresy-deactivated202508]

I Have taken it Upon myself to Go to the US of A to rescue the Body of my love and Savior Kermit from Burial.

Any tips on How to Cross the border and Where to go to Crash that Funeral?

[muppet-quinn]

WHO TF IS THIS BITCH 😡😡😡😤😤😤

YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST SWOOP IN AND TAKE MY KERMIE FROM ME???

YOU CAN'T STEAL MY FROG!!! 💢💢💢🤬🤬🤬👿👿👿

[muppet-quinn]

The vigil for my love 🙏🙏🙏🕯️🕯️🕯️😢😢😢

wait oh n-

[muppet-quinn]

[muppet-quinn]

... @marsha-landlord you wouldn't happen to be taking applications, would you??? 👉👈🥺🥺🥺

[marsha-landlord]

Would you like to live in the Asbestos Basement.

[muppet-quinn]

OMG YES I'LL TAKE ANYTHING THANK YOU SO MUCH 😭😭😭

[muppet-quinn]

The vigil for my love 🙏🙏🙏🕯️🕯️🕯️😢😢😢

wait oh n-

[muppet-quinn]

[muppet-quinn]

... @marsha-landlord you wouldn't happen to be taking applications, would you??? 👉👈🥺🥺🥺

[the-muppet-joker]

[Muffled Screaming from Muppet Superhell]

[muppet-quinn]

MY LOVE LIVES!!!!??? 😭😭😭♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️💕💕💕

[muppet-quinn]

The vigil for my love 🙏🙏🙏🕯️🕯️🕯️😢😢😢

wait oh n-

[muppet-quinn]

[marsha-landlord]

I am in mourning now.

[muppet-quinn]

marsha.... while i publicly hated (and kind of still do) you for stealing attention away from my love.... i feel that this is a time to put aside our differences... kermit would want those closest to him to peacefully gather in remembrance....

[marsha-landlord]

We must join hands and honor his memory.

[muppet-quinn]

🤝🤝🤝😭😭😭⚰️⚰️⚰️

[muppet-quinn]

The witching hour approaches.... 🧙🧙🧙🪄🪄🪄

The vigil draws near... 🙏🙏🙏🕯️🕯️🕯️

[muppet-quinn]

Preparations for the vigil for my love are underway....🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭

Footage will be posted for posterity.... So we can all gather in remembrance.....🪦🪦🪦⚰️⚰️⚰️😭😭😭

[marsha-landlord]

I am in mourning now.

[muppet-quinn]

marsha.... while i publicly hated (and kind of still do) you for stealing attention away from my love.... i feel that this is a time to put aside our differences... kermit would want those closest to him to peacefully gather in remembrance....

[muppet-quinn]

@the-muppet-joker Kermit.... My love ... My SOULMATE.... Please be careful in your duel today... 🥺🥺🥺 I don't know what I would do without you 😭😭😭

[muppet-quinn]

...confirmed. I do not know how to carry forward without my love 😭😭😭🪦🪦🪦⚰️⚰️⚰️🐸🐸🐸