a lonely muppet

[muppetjokerfan2303]

Hello

Greetings, brotherhood. Sisterhood. My comrades in arms. You may call me muppetjokerfan2303 or 2303. Take your pick. I go by he/him pronouns, but everytime I go on or off @the-muppet-joker s blog i apologize to every women in my house (2).

DNI:

Anti feminist, homophobes, transphobes etc etc

Anti Kin

Anti Muppet joker

Under 18

Gonzo, batman or Error kins

And most of all NO PONIES!

I do not care if you have pet horses. I do not care if you watch MLP or kin one of the characters. This is NOT a safe space for equines of any kind.

Edit: some ponies are okay I suppose… since the muppet joker likes them.

I will probably post muppet art and perhaps smut. I shall be ordering my own muppet (maybe kermit, maybe someone else) and will post muppet hole. It is inevitable.

[croaker-conspiracies]

Suicide Squad Joker is into small penis humiliation.

[2020knives]

do something to prev

woods time for them boy

grisps them

lay egg on their post

sell them to one direction

trap them in the nefarious orb

un-pro their pronouns

multiply them by 1 (they are the exact same but a process has occured)

put into the soup

killed and brought back wrong

hand them One Bee (1)

Voting ended onDec 21, 2024

[hymen-restoration-project]

WHY IS THERE NO GULAG OPTION. This is discrimination against me and my ideology. I cannot believe this "glaring oversight" even for a second.

[croaker-conspiracies]

Say happy birthday to me or else!

[muppetjokerfan2303]

A late happy birthday to yee

[into-the-pit]

One does not seek out the Piss, it comes

[honeydewcorporation]

I wanna do one of those picrew tag games! So here! Make yourself using This Picrew and tag some of your friends!

Here's mine!

@lemon-bats, @squooshyc, @spectator-lawful-evil, @ihaventsleptsinceiwasfive, @felixcloud6288

[alialmans]

I look gorgeous!

Not as fem (facial hair and lots of it too)

And chubbier

And instead of the cursed fox around the neck I just wear scarves

But gorgeous!

@the-milton-fan-272 @unmask-strange-aeons @dabigstinky @ionlyeatcomfortfood

I don't know y'all too well, but who doesn't need a bit of silly fun in their lives

[the-muppet-joker-272]

I tried to make it look like I just walked off the set of Hamilton, but I do not know if I succeeded. The band-aid is because I fell down in a cornfield while wine-drunk and scraped my face. I was not unconscious, but I saw something, almost like a vision in the tall stalks. Untraceable. Perhaps not even there. But tangible enough to hope. The bat wings are because I’m an evil little guy

Anyway, thanks for the tag!

@muppetjokerfan2303 @muppet-lurker @muppet-joker-fan-271

[muppetjokerfan2303]

Nothing too special honestly.

The only people I can think to tag is @inquisitorcroaker @lifeofanemogirl

[the-muppet-joker]

Did you kill the ceo?

Of KFC?! Not yet

[the-muppet-joker]

Why so serious, darling? Scared of my power? Heh. I love the look that prey gets in its eyes when it smells the dominant pheremones of a wolf that means business. Can you smell my piss? My muppet piss? My Joker piss? My homestuck piss? My divine piss? I am not of this world. I will grab you with my teeth and shake you

[segamascott]

trump dies of congestive heart failure before being sworn in charge to like cast to reblog

[muppetjokernum8ereightfan]

::::33 < Things are 8ad right now and they’ll get worse. Whatever happens, however 8ad things get, I’m going to stay Alive and stay Silly.

[muppetjokerfan2303]

Why am I getting fucking crypto ads tumblr I am going to go angry mode

[buzzkillgirls]

so. bad news. we have to keep going tomorrow. good news is that I’ll keep going with you

[catboybiologist]

Tapping the sign.

[the-muppet-joker]

My liege, how do you remain positive in a world so cruel?

There is a lot of despair right now. I do not wish to add for it. A lot of things can be taken from me, but I will remain hopeful and silly and filled with love for the people I care about. They will not take away my joy

[wontonsoupinthemorning-deactiva]

message to all bitches

please survive

[pukicho]

We are a very very dumb, stupid people

[pukicho]

Everyone deserves a little outlet today, grab a yummy snack, skirt a responsibility, play a cozy game - but no one is allowed to punish themselves on behalf of other’s ignorance. No one is allowed to keel over. Be a thorn in their side every day, and most importantly, be your own advocator. We live in spite of these people.

[muppetjokerfan2303]

So. Americas kinda going to shit. I don’t usually get serious here, but I hope for the best for everyone. At the very least, he can’t be president again after this. I love you all. Stay safe <3