Greetings Homosapiens!
There’s a wind through the air that chills my bones and I know it is only for Me. I can tell you Dante was wrong: Hell is not hot, it’s so cold it burns. Is anyone there? Hello? Is Anyone There? …. Dear Strange, Lovely Strange! You stand at the door and you laugh, you laugh at my Pain. You know you have Won and I am nothing to you.
At least… that’s what you believe! *I chuckle knowingly*
Is Anyone There? Is anyone there? Is Any One there? Is anyone There? Is anyone there! I s a n y o n e t h e r e ?!
Kins: You know my journey you know my heart you have seen inside me in such a way nobody will ever know me better than you. Kermit. The Joker. Vriska Serket. Bro Strider. Adam, the innocence of my first awakening. Dark Eve, the lack of remorse when I reached for knowledge I was never supposed to gain. Dean Pelton. Applejack. Jesus Christ.
♤♡◇♧
DNI
-People who own birds. You would let satan into you home?
-Anyone with an opinion I don’t like. You sicken me.
-Antishippers
-Proshippers
-Republicans. What. Are you doing.
-Anyone who didn’t see my panel at Dash Con. Only the enlightened can witness me.
-People who ship Jeffannie from Community. You’re too problematic for me.
-People who make jokes about hell. That’s insensitive to those of us who have actually been there.
-Emos. If you don’t change your twisted ways the world will end for you without outside interference
-Anyone who has not been to Muppet Hell. Our life experiences will not align.
-Anyone who has ever seen in person, through Gif Sets, or online my duel with Strange Æons. Pleaasssse dont make fun of meeeee
-Mormons.
-Blasphemers. You would anger God?
-People who do not believe I was resurrected á la Jesus Christ and don’t respect my kin with him. I am Jesus. Don’t Fuck with me.
-People who kin any of my kins.
-Batjokes shippers! You will burn!
-Minors, unless you are 16. Anyone older or younger is not at the Age of Enlightenment
-Adults, unless you are 24, 46, or 112. This will eliminate the weak from my following.
-@the-muppet-joker Whoever has stolen my identity is not me. They’re not me they’re not me they’re not me! My old life is over. My resurrection is fresh.
Haiiii Mr. @strange-aeons! You can come to my blog! Come to my blog where it is safe for You and you will not get Kicked Ass. Come and interact and nothing Bad will occur for you. This place is Safe and Cool for you! I will not kick you. I will not eat you. I will not smash you on the pavement. Come to myblog and it will be Fun and Safe! Dont be scared dont be scared dont be scared dont be scared
And for those of you who will not accept this new era? Heh.
Run While You Can.
