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he/him | adult | secretly a sock puppet I made this side blog for muppet posting

[bpdnchill]

(Id: photo edit of an official Muppets image. Kermit the frog sits behind a desk, his feet up on the desk top. He us wearing a smart business suit and looks relaxed and cheerful. This is used by the picture as a counterpoint to the text, which reads "slavery was legal. Segregation was legal. Never use legality as a guide to morality." )

Slavery was legal.

Segregation was legal.

Never use legality as a guide to morality.

[kiera--b]

someday we'll find it

[moved-to-lykrynos-deactivated20]

i regret to inform everyone but uncle traveling matt has tragically passed away (whenever he was born-2022) cause of death is busting it down fraggle style . unfortunately, he was not goated with the sauce.

[dirteater5000]

everyone shut up and look at this

[legowizard]

Muppets! Muppets! Muppets! More Muppets!

[sourpatchbowl]

The silence was LOUD

[olyoil2-deactivated20250812]

This seems very tumblr to me

[iheartmuppets]

Amy van Gilder working on Wembley Fraggle

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

creating the ultimate lifeform

[catspinach]

x

[virgomoon-deactivated20240514]

why is miss piggy the greatest celebrity of all time. legitimately

[virgomoon-deactivated20240514]

i see pictures of her and i'm like that's who i need to be when i grow up

[virgomoon-deactivated20240514]

why does she live a better life than us

[cultivatedwhimsy]

@misspiggyforvogueitalia

[iguanamouth]

bert and ernie go to ikea

[themuppetmasterencyclopedia]

Emmet Otter

[davy-jones-lock3r]

fun fact! this is the best moment in cinema history

[bbbrianjones]

jim henson, frank oz & don sahlin showing off how to make various characters with a “whatnot/anything” muppet, 1969

[queenofattolia]

#actual wizard like ACTUAL#you could take the absolute most cutting edge deepfake with every hi-res freckle and hair in place so you could zoom in to the atomic level#and it would not be as Real as this felt egg#with 2 puppeteers clearly visible (via @harrietvane)

[hollowboobtheory]

hey. don’t cry. kermit sippie milk

[hollowboobtheory]

[cookinguptales]

this is all I’m talking about until halloween sorry i don’t make the rules

[adventurelandia]

The Muppet Show (1976), “Vincent Price”