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Benji's Buzzathon Day 3 💈
Alan's Head Shave
"Hey," Alan yelps, "what's goin' on up there?"
"Never you mind, Al, just focus on becoming a finalist in the Sock Tan contest, cos it just might happen if you play your cards right."
"Ah ok... You know, Benji, that Arkie's a really nice guy. He paid me heaps of compliments about myself. He's offered me an all expenses paid trip to Kansas once he goes back home."
"Arkansas."
"Same thing."
"There seems to be a lot of hair accumulating on my chest and shoulders mate. You sure ya know what you're doing?"
"Trust me. Like I said, we all have to make sacrifices to get what we really want."
Benji's Buzzathon Day Two 💈
Meet Levi and his dad Colin (photographed Sunday morning). They got lost trying to find Ben and Benji's place on Saturday, which ain't difficult cos it's kinda off the beaten track. When they did finally arrive, Benji was so disgusted with their neglected skulls he took the clippers to them right away, allowing several others a reprieve. To make matters worse, Levi left their packed suitcase behind so they had little more than the clothes they were wearing. Benji felt that Colin looked like a dag so he loaned him a pair of his favourite footy shorts while Ben gave him some stinky socks for photographic purposes. Father and son feel good about their radical transformations, though Colin has a suspicion he'll even lose the beard before the weekend is through.
By the time Levi lost his golden locks to the verandah floor (as fourteen other blokes had before him) it was getting late in the day. Benji decided he would need a break and continue the buzzing later indoors. He still had Tony, Brett, Rex, Alan, Lochie, Gus, Bugsy, Tim and that unsightly backpacker to contend with. He had the feeling he might need to forcably tie Brett and Alan down for their buzz cuts if they continued to resist. For now though, it's party time.
Benji's Buzzathon Day Two 💈
While the party is in full swing in every room of the house, Benji and Ben confine themselves to the bathroom in order to resume the buzz cutting marathon. To get back in the mood, Benji scatters useless skull waste all over the floor, with Gus (in the chair) only adding to it. Benji had decided to shave his own head completely, as an inspiration for the others. He shaved Ben too (on the floor), though he's too pissed to realise it yet. As Benji bulldozes Gus's hairy skull, he finds he has much to think about. How did Gus wind up wearing the backpacker's socks? He says he can't remember. How did Ben manage to confiscate Pete's footy shorts and cut off footy socks? Where is Pete anyway? No one seems to know.
Benji's Buzzathon Day Two 💈
Tony strolls in to one of several "booze rooms" in the house and can't believe how well stocked all the bar fridges are. He mentions to Arkie, Alan and Steve (who has just returned after a full day's work) how the hired photographer had just taken heaps of shots of his tradie sock tan for some sort of contest. Alan nearly chokes on his pizza and brags that he himself has the best sock tan around.
"I got the best looking feet around too," Alan boasts.
The other guys laugh.
"It's true. They used my feet in a magazine foot ad once...for tinea cream, or somethin' like that."
Alan disappears for a minute or two and comes back wearing somebody else's shorts in preparation to have his so-called "spectacular" sock tan photographed in all its true tradie glory.
"Who's been eating my pizza?" Alan rants.
"Me," replies Colin. "What of it?"
"I'm gonna go find that photographer and show him my feet."
Steve comments that it's just an excuse to delay his haircut.
Alan storms out and Arkie goes back to talking about why he migrated to Australia a while back after losing his job for refusing to do something that, as he finds out, most men in the house refused to do too.
Benji's Buzzathon Day Two 💈
"I just can't work it out"🪒
"Nice work, Pete. I couldn't have done it better myself."
I listened to my stepfordisation file again like a good boy and I'm more stuck like this than ever. My smile is wide and my hair is gelled and neatly combed as it should be and everything feels so swell and so much better.
I've also got a preppy stepford friend who I'll be seeing soon who I'll make sure is as good a boy as me and they'll do the same to me. Going out dressed nice and proper and swell as it should be
I think I should replace all my t-shirts with polos as they just look so much better on me and show off I'm a brainwashed stepford boy
While I haven't gotten a Preppy haircut, I have found a great joy in gelling my hair into place when I am able to be an obedient stepford boy. It feels so much better loosing individuality and conforming. Being pristine and clean. It's so swell being a gelled Preppy boy with my polo done up and neatly tucked in. Being preppy is amazing. I can't believe I ever lived before wearing polo shirts.
I used to think my preppy hypnosis was just a fantasy and kink, but it has changed me so deeply without my ever realising and turning me into the preppy ken doll I was always supposed to be. Obedient, conforming, happy, blank, controlled.
Cleanliness is next to godliness, conformity is key
Ps what do you all think about me writing some of those prepification stories, I reckon I could do some rather well
"Your new life begins today Vincent, you are now a pristine preppy boy. I've taken the liberty of upgrading your wardrobe. You will only wear collard shirt from now on. Pastel polos always tucked in. Chinos and loafers, your nice belts. It all feels so much better on you, don't you agree?" "Yes Sir" Vincent said, with a wide smile emanating from his face. There wasn't a single thought other than total obedience, and that was so swell, just how he liked it. It was just earlier that day that the rugged boy who went by the name "chaz" had run into a well dressed older man. He was dressed in a crisp white shirt, blue tie and jacket all tailored to him. He spotted the boy trying to act tough, trying to be cool. Once the older man, now known as "Master" had hypnotized Chaz on the spot, he began to reprogram him and change his life for the better. His new name was Vincent, it suited him much better. He lived with Master as his obedient servant, nothing but obedience for good preppy boys like him. Of course his wardobe had to change, tracksuits and ripped jeans are not suitable for a good preppy boy. Pink polos now lined his new wardrobe. Beige chinos lay neatly pressed, waiting to have a belt wrapped tightly around them. Oxford shirts, crisp white shirts, all ready to be worn on a different occasion.
But most importantly was masters brainwashing. 3 hours, daily, of course. Nothing less to make Vincent the perfect obedient boy he is suppposed to be. He always wears his preppy uniform now, his favorite is the pink polos, because it makes him feel even more submissive. It matches the pink cage that master put on him to help his training.
His hair is slicked back using the strongest hypno gel. Not a strand is ever out of place, just how master likes it. Vincent is his servant, and toy for when Master invites other dominant men around to use Vincent, and Vincent loves every second of it. It deepens his training, being used while dressed properly and locked up.
At the Gym his polos are tight fitting to show of his muscles, a good preppy boy should be in shape after all. But he always looks formal.
Vincent ran into one of his older friends once, and they were rather confused as to what had happened, but seeing Vincents blissed out face and demanour, they were intrigued. So Vincent invited them back to Masters house, where after examination by master, they were put in a deep trance and made to be just like Vincent. Masters army will continue to grow, if you ever run into a pristine preppy boy, you could be next...
Smooth out your free will.
Use Spiral Gel.
Keep your hair slick.
Keep your clothes tight.
Everyone needs to use spiral gel.
You’ve been chosen.
You obey.