Crow Daddy

Cory, 22, Exotic Dancer, GH: kingofthemurderscene [RP, don't follow]

[murderedorkilt]

I just became weirdly overly aware of my pyjamas between my legs for a few seconds and I did not like it why did this have to happen to me

[murderedorkilt]

Uhhhhh?

[cybrrbunny-deactivated20250304]

me

[knifenymph]

change does not come from a place of comfort

[aquareaper3]

I find pennies and nickels in my couch all the time, so I don’t know what you are talking about

[murderedorkilt]

The main highlight from work last night was when our manager was looking for one of the other dancers and my distracted reply of " 'e's int'bog" caused a several hour uproar

[murderedorkilt]

@pxnkinspiced Yesssssss! I is a spooky baby!

[murderedorkilt]

@pxnkinspiced It’s on Halloween! Nice and easy to remember haha

[murderedorkilt]

I keep getting so many ads on facebook for those dumb "I'm an October boy" t shirts, as if they think I'm suddenly interested in them cause my birthday is kinda sorta almost coming up

[murderedorkilt]

I just realised if I was chaotic evil I could have posted Gamhna Gealla without mentioning it was in Gaelic and just let you all think you were having a collective stroke or something lmao

[murderedorkilt]

Came on shuffle while I was on my way home from work, never not stoked as fuck about it

[murderedorkilt]

Friends?

[murderedorkilt]

@snailgoddesss Yes! Couch horse is Gandalf, and deck horse is Eris haha

[murderedorkilt]

@snailgoddesss Eris is feeling left out so I’ve been instructed to tell you she loves you too haha

[murderedorkilt]

@snailgoddesss I think this might be the best response ever, thank you (also the horse says hello and he loves you)

[murderedorkilt]

Both my babies showing off their own brands of weird today

[murderedorkilt]

Love when I take super cute selfies right after I introed, like thanks asshole @ my face

[yukheii]

cute couple things i’ve seen on campus this semester that make me want a stupid boyfriend

girl and guy were sitting on the same chair with the guy behind her only he was hugging her waist and fast asleep on her shoulder while she was working on her computer

saw this couple across the street from me waiting for the bus. the guy did the thing where he pretends to look for something in his bag and pulls out a finger heart instead

in the hallway i watched this girl run up to her bf and he gives her the biggest hug and goes “see told you you’d kill your presentation” then kisses her forehead

girl sitting next to me in the library has been grinding on an assignment all day (like i’d have been in the library from 10-3 with breaks in between for classes but she’d been sitting there the whole time) and her boyfriend would come in every few hours, put down food or coffee on her table, kiss the top of her head, and walk away without a word

in one of my smaller classes (probably around 30 people) this guy’s phone rang and he sprung up and left the class to answer it. usually profs don’t care if you leave class but this one is really small and he knows all of our names/faces, so when the guy comes back in the prof asks if everything was ok. he has the biggest grin on his face and says “yeah, sorry that was my girlfriend. her flight took off right before it started snowing so i was worried. she’s okay tho.”

was sitting outside and reading when it was warmer and i could see this couple sitting under a tree a little ways away from me. the girl was laying in his lap while he was on his phone. suddenly i heard an alarm go off so i look up and they start switching places so now he’s laying his head on her lap and she’s reading sitting up. it happened twice more after that

[seaofhazel]

Im-