Murder me I am the worstest

The worst human, because this boi is lucky and doesn’t deserve it.

[murderthisrudeboi]

reaction gifs are cancer

[murderthisrudeboi]

my mysogony mostly stems from the fact ladies write and consume more romance than guys

[murderthisrudeboi]

Bisquick and black eyed peas

[murderthisrudeboi]

the doldo is the most powerful weapon of all, capable of rending anyone who sees it in twain

[murderthisrudeboi]

you ever create hell and gotta show the world?

[murderthisrudeboi]

I read at a post doctorate level but i write at the fingerpaint level

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

[unbossed-deactivated20251218]

[eastbayfatman]

Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

[lowtiermemer]

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

[penguitron-deactivated20211130]

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

just shot a load in his wife

[hitting-on-cullen-deactivated20]

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

[thetyrannosaur]

[murderthisrudeboi]

AAAAHAHAHHHHBHHHHHHHHHHHHH

blood for you is blood for ye is blood for none of the others and the sound of their death

[murderthisrudeboi]

[murderthisrudeboi]

SHORT GIRLS HMU

I CAN DESIGN STILTS

[murderthisrudeboi]

american cultre is just being horny and blindly angry at the same time

[murderthisrudeboi]

Bobby Hill waz the second comming of christ and if you are still alive god has officially abandoned us.

[murderthisrudeboi]

MY FAV INANIMATE OBJECT IS THE BRIDGEEEEEE!!

[murderthisrudeboi]

Trogolites

comrade... the path of doom is paved with self improvement

[murderthisrudeboi]

HANK HILL IS THE MESSAIH

[murderthisrudeboi]

HAHAHAGAFFSGACb

[murderthisrudeboi]

Stem cells or gem cells or your local e-girl who stufies them but doesn’t know what an island is