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MURDLE CONFESSIONS BLOG

Wanna confess that youve murdered your best friend with a heavy candle in a huge toilet, or just simply say that you find a certain detective hot? Well heres the place!

Here, you are able to confess anything related to the book/site murdle! Mod wont judge or report you to the authorities, i promise!

Current askbox status: OPEN

Go wild!

RULES

Hear me out confessions are okay, but just dont go too wild. Although confessions of any murdle characters that are implied to be underage or an animal (ex, Julius, Buster, Jake.) are NOT allowed under any circumstances.

Don't spam asks in hoping that i will see it faster

If the askbox is closed, its closed. Do not use dms as a way to "confess" if the askbox is closed

Do not impersonate anons, this one should be common sense

Everytime a rule is added i will make an announcement

MOD INFO

Theres only one (1) mod currently, and i dont exactly plan on adding more as of right now

Im gonna go as Mod 🐍

I use only They/Them on this blog

Main is @needle-pit-trap

ANON LIST

🎲 anon

franon

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Bree

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transfem logico anon

irratino fictive anon

EVIL anon

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Murdle heist anon

Vocanon

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TAGGING SYSTEM

" murdle confessions " - self explanatory, confessions

" non confessions " - not confessions, just mod🐍 probably shitposting

" announcements " - also self explanatory, announcements!

" [anon name] / [user] " - tag of a anon/user that confessed so that it can be in order!

" mod 🐍 " - i wanna feel special so i get my own tag

" report to the authorities later " - ... self explanatory too! (THIS IS A JOKE)

OTHER

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Divider by @thecutestgrotto

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School is kicking my ass bruh

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music worth. the murder!!!!!!!!!!

-fffranonnnnnn

*AWESOME GUITAR RIFF*

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Tumblr what the fuck are messages

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'Irraririno crying like a mother who just learned that her child went and died in war or start screaming out to the heavens to seek eternal punishment for the assailant when that endangered penguin was poisoned'

versus

'oh no that guy got murdered pretty badly, glad i look hot'

(follies of the rich)

(a lot different than Cartooverse Irration, who is a lot more empathetic at least in what i've read, as he willingly gives up a necklace real irrational just let herbalist onyx steal)

i love how diverse this fandom is

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kills YOU 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈 MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH I AM EVIL 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

ouchie 🤕

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Why do I have the feeling Irratino would be into homestuck. Like, I imagine him making fantrolls of him and Logico, reading the entire webcomic from beginning to end and that fucking up his sleep schedule(ha! Who’s ’a wittle sweepy-Hwed’ now?- Logico) and also forcing Logico to read it with him as a fun little activity.

He’d probably bathe in sharpy bath, let’s be honest.

-Murdle Heist Annon

my only Homestuck knowledge is 142 or something like that

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So you know that one post about the bird dynamic with the dude looking super cool and trying to impress a pretty plain lady, yeah that'd be oxymorons if Logico fell into a vat of feminizing hormones

is this transfem logico

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hi it's me, spectre anon again, but from now on, I would like to be referred to as "Entity Anon" (if you've read murdle jr....you know)

so uh Irratino. Noli-like killer. Logico. Guest 1337 but killer.

btw uh.....I have another anon name I go under.....collect my pages and find who I am 😈😈😈

entity anon

will b changed although please use one anon name, it just messes up tbe anon list and adds additional space

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ahem

IS LOGICO THE IMPOSTER FROM AMONG US?

no actually hes the detective

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one time i was abroad with my family for a cosplay con and a few days prior my mom decided to go to a stand up comedy show and I found a disc of chocolate on the ground there that I'm pretty sure had some non-hallucinogenic variant of weed in it and I ate it and solved a few murdles after (i hadn't finished all the volumes yet) to "keep myself grounded" because I was so so SCARED. not much happened tho. I'm not even old enough for that wtf.

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MOST INSANE ASK EVER???

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happy april fools everyone ! Today as a treat im letting you guys kill people

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Sorry for answering asks in such a lazy way! Mod is currently sick, once im healthy ill be responding normally

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I think Tiny Taupe would be so mad about Heeseung (ex-ENHYPEN) leaving the group that he'd kill someone over it.

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i JUST realized "Sir Rulean" is supposed to be a play on "cerulean" I've been pronouncing his surname as "roo-leen" this WHOLE TIME I'm going to explode

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I know he was relevant for like one case but I was listening to the death note musical and I think Where is the Justice? would fit The Golden Fist (or even just murdle in general)

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during volume 1 and 2 i just completely ignored the implications of "[suspect] has [relation] with suspect who was in [location]/had [weapon]/had [motive]" evidences and didn't realize the yaoi of earl grey and baron maroon... heartbreak emoji....

speaking of baron maroon i keep thinking his name is baron maron for some reason. it just makes sense yk - 🎭

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