I guess I’m back for a bit
goodness gracious it’s been a long time, friends
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Not today Justin
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

Andulka

ellievsbear

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
we're not kids anymore.
will byers stan first human second

tannertan36
i don't do bad sauce passes
tumblr dot com
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
dirt enthusiast
cherry valley forever
sheepfilms

Love Begins

★
Claire Keane

roma★
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I guess I’m back for a bit
goodness gracious it’s been a long time, friends
this is the most classic vine ever
I seriously fucking cant
Why do I love this so much
Just because
I’ve never related to anything more
college in a 17 second montage
this always appears when it is most relevant to my life at the current time. Nice to know it’s not just me
cheeky bit of research for a text post
Hm yes, quite an oaky taste to it isn’t there? And If I’m not mistaken it was predominantly the.. left foot used to crush the grapes. A fine wine indeed.
tbh my favorite part about this post was the post that went along with it that was a screenshot of all the google researching you did to create this masterpiece.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
writing adult emails is awful
its like
hi [name of person],
this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student.
I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.
thanks!
- [name]
k
-professor
I have a stock format and structure I use.
Dear Person I am Writing To:
This is an optional sentence introducing who I am and work for, included if the addressee has never corresponded with me before. The second optional sentence reminds the person where we met, if relevant. This sentence states the purpose of the email.
This optional paragraph describes in more detail what’s needed. This sentence discusses relevant information like how soon an answer is needed, what kind of an answer is needed, and any information that the other person might find useful. If there’s a lot of information, it’s a good idea to separate this paragraph into two or three paragraphs to avoid having a Wall of Text.
If a description paragraph was used, close with a restatement of the initial request, in case the addressee ignored the opening paragraph.
This sentence is just a platitude (usually thanking them for their time) because people think I’m standoffish, unreasonably demanding, or cold if it’s not included.
Closing salutation,
Signature.
People always ask me how I can fire off work emails so quickly. Nobody has figured out yet that it’s the same email with the details changed as needed.
reblog to save a life holy shit
me ordering #food at a restaurant
waitress: would you like fries or a salad with that
me: Bryce Dallas Howard refused to take her heels off despite the director’s concerns because it was her metaphor for female strength. The narrative scolds Claire for not being adequately dressed for the situation, that she had no way to predict. The narrative treats Claire’s heels like a weakness. And what Claire does? She proves that she can’t be stopped. She doesn’t have to yield and change her(self) outfit in order to survive in Jurassic World as successfully as Owen. High heels is actually such a great metaphor because in real world women are expected to keep up with men without taking our heels off (aka giving up our femininity), women are expected to do as great as men without stopping being women. And you know what? It doesn’t matter what obstacles patriarchy puts in our way, we can overcome it. We can be everything men can be while being everything women are expected to be. A woman in heels outrunning a T-Rex is unrealistic? If you look at it as a metaphor, than you will see that women in real world do it all the time. Claire didn’t have to gave up her femininity to kick ass or to save herself, Owen, her nephews, and 20 thousands people. Claire didn’t need to gave up her femininity to belong. Owen expected her to be a weak and useless deadweight? She never let the weakness he saw in her to stop her or to slow her down. Claire could outrun a T-Rex while wearing high heels. Think twice before telling this woman what she can or can’t wear, because she will walk over your dead body in that very same heels like no big deal.
waitress: may i remind you that equating the choices made by real and living women to those artificially assigned to fictional women by male writers is a reductive move that makes media analysis less about interrogating the effect of media and holding its creators accountable for that effect and more about turning every blockbuster film into a feminist easter egg hunt where everyone is expected to scramble for any aspect of the film that seems even remotely progressive
me: oh fuck you’re right. i’ll just have fries then
pink-hime:
when music continues to play after i closed the tab
GUYS in Movies vs. Real Life by Dan Hopper and Illustrated by Cynthia Cheng
MORE IN-DEPTH FILM ANALYSIS:
Why High School Movies Are Full of Sh*t
Why Dreams Are Always Cooler In Movies Than Real Life
The Only 10 Ways To Meet Your Soul Mate According To Movies
But here on the internet, seeing people as people is a radical concept. Congrats CollegeHumor, I actually like this small piece.
Thought I would post a little back to school masterpost in honor of school starting soon :) I hope you find this useful!
Writing
Mendeley
Hemingway
How to organize a research paper
How to organize essay notes
Essay Writing Tips
Introduction
Conclusion
Parts of Speech
Words that People Mess Up
English Literature Masterpost
Microsoft Citation
Tone Vocabulary List
Punctuation Matters
Transition Words
To All Writers of Everything Ever
Studying
How to start studying
Styles/Study Tips
How To Start A Study Session (when you’re really not up for it)
I have a terrible memory. How do I study?
Best Study Tip EVER
Subject- and Class-Specific Study Tips
Online study guides
Organization/Bullet Journals
Bullet Journal 101
Google Keep
Printables Masterpost
Learn how to spiraldex
Planner & Bullet Journal Resources
Language
Language Learning Masterpost
Language and Linguistics Resources
Duolingo
Conjuguemos
SAT/ACT Help
ACT Masterpost
SAT prep books
Free SAT & ACT Prep Materials
100+ SAT Vocab
Health
Mental Health
Sleeping tips
How to avoid stress
Self-Care Masterpost
Anxiety Help Links
10 Tips to deal with stress
The Self-Care Masterpost of Masterposts
Productive Self-Care Ideas
Self Care/Self Soothing Masterpost
Relaxing Masterpost
Productivity
Essential Productivity Apps for any student
How to become productive
How to overcome procrastination
Notes
How to get the most out of lectures
Getting the most out of lectures
How to take notes
Typing your notes
How to Take Notes: from a Textbook
Color Coding Notes 101
Note taking masterpost
Mind mapping
Masterposts
Learning how to study by @study-well
Giant School Masterlist by @Ihemmingsofficial
Back to school masterpost by @aspiretostudy
School resources by @elkstudies
The Ultimate Back to School Masterpost by @Studyspoinspo
Back to School by @ib-studyblr
Ultimate Masterpost by @studylikecrazy314159
Shit School is Starting Soon by @mylittlestudyblog
Everything you need to succeed in school by @studyign
Random
How to print on sticky notes
How to pick out a laptop
Idk what to do with my life
Ten of the best Youtube’s educational channels
EDUCATIONAL YOUTUBE CHANNEL MASTERPOST
Music Masterpost
Six resources that have changed my life
Top Tips for Top Grade
100+ Legal Sites to Download Free Literature
How to disappear online
Senior year advice and how to make senior year effective
Surviving Junior Year
Websites
Websites everyone should know
Sites everyone should know
Wolfram Alpha
Recommended Apps/Websites
Apps
Awesome free apps for students
Study Apps
Best Study Apps for IPhone
College Resources
Free textbook PDFs
Sites where you can get free textbooks
100 Delicious, Dirt-Cheap Recipes for the Starving Student
College Masterpost
Dorm Essentials
Dorm Packing Cards
How to write a university level essay
Scholarship Masterpost
University Tips
42 College tips I learned freshman year
How to narrow down your college list
How to become an adult
Embrace yo inner butterfly no matter what you look like.
My same reaction when “Worh It” is on
*Chris Traeger Voice*: My life is LITerally falling apart