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*finds myself then leaves her alone*

the whole “i used to be a teen who hated authority only to grow up to become the authority that hates teens” is a bad bad thing that practically every other generation has fallen into and we all need to make an extremely conscious effort not to repeat the fucking pattern

jezi-belle

Studies have shown that the shift starts to happen around age 30. If you’re close to that, make a conscious effort to be open to and accepting of younger people. I’m 31 and paying close attention to how I react to young people and new trends and shit and trying to keep myself from developing those thought patterns.

bmwiid

noted

schmergo

I don’t like to call Frankenstein’s creation a ‘monster’ because he seems pretty chill, so I just call him Frankenstein’s lil boi

thefuzzhead

*new yorker accent* yeah, that’s guy’s just Frankie’s kid, what’s it to ya?

neyruto

Cowboys are witches and horses are their familiars

istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti

guns are their wands and they only know one spell (bullet)

omnybus

Rootin’, tootin’, toil n’ shootin’

Fire burn and cowboy bootin’

Eye of newt and spicy beans,

Toe of frog and denim jeans,

Whiskey, grits, n’ demon spittle

tossed into my iron griddle

With the tannin’ of our hides,

Somethin’ wicked this way rides

serendipiteaart

Not that anyone asked for this but

tchaikovskaya

none of yall know what propaganda actually is, do you?

tchaikovskaya

this is legitimately the absolute funniest thing anyone has ever added to one of my posts, thank you for your service

ororomunroedontpullout

A true warrior queen has risen

filmeditors-deactivated20230605

i’m literally in HYSTERICS over this righr nowhdjahkshdjshsjs

bithighs

brittascribbles

Yeah but the past is the past

katesattic

Surely, more letters will fit in the same space.

leftboob-enthusiast

Like no offense to my friends and family but if I had the chance to abandon this timeline for a medieval fantasy land I would absolutely do it, goodbye student loans and depression hello cool magic shit and most likely an early death by the sword (as it should be)

mens-rights-activia

Have fun shitting in outhouses and losing loved ones to the plague™

the-bakeneko

medieval fantasy, not actual medieval times you impudent fool

firelordderpy

Have fun crapping in outhouses and losing loved ones to the Goblin Raiders™

the-bakeneko

That’s more the fuck like it

justjames

“Do what makes you happy”

andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes

Um, no you weren’t born bisexual, you chose to watch Pirates of the Caribbean when you were 13 and fell in love with both Keira Knightly and Orlando Bloom.

werewolfxo-moved-deactivated202

novel about a morally grey pirate captain who is cursed to die within 5 years for stealing some forbidden treasure, and only giving her heart to someone and expecting nothing back can break the curse

but rather than go on some journey to find some true love or whatever, she decides to use her last years to travel the seas with her crew and collect treasure and drink and be merry

and on the day of reckoning, she is falling more and more ill, and her crew gather all around her to say goodbye to their captain when suddenly the curse is broken. because she gave her whole heart to her ship and her crew, and expected nothing back.

they-better-be-mysterious-deact

#i like it #i really like stories about True Love that isn’t the romantic kind (x)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

pansexualcookware

Oh oh oh oh oh yessssssssssss please

herbwicc

Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao