Lady Evengleam did nothing wrong

[murkmeresbignaturals]

So glad that Fyodor has taken the DCG throne as the undisputed king of sucking and fucking. Yasss king, get nasty with it in the garden.

[brekfastserial]

[moxis]

u can’t stop me

[murkmeresbignaturals]

Do Elijah but he's simultaneously dating Lazarus and the Red Duke at the same time (mind swapping)

Ooh spicy

On Circus nights, the invitation only comes if Lazarus is fronting, since the Red Duke never got invited. He keeps demanding Elijah fix this, but Elijah thinks it's too funny to change.

Elijah likes sword practice with both his boyfriends. He can always tell if they switch places mid-fight; the Red Duke fights way more aggressively.

Elijah is actually really different depending on who's fronting. With Lazarus he's encouraging and gentle, but with the Red Duke he's sassy and competitive.

It's a little weird dating two people in the same body, but it's practically normal in Fright and Folly. Elijah sometimes offers to get one of F&F's necrosurgeons to attach an extra head so they can both talk at once, and neither of them are ever sure how serious he is about it.

[murkmeresbignaturals]

Full Dragon Anthe x Anyone rlly I just want to know your dragon headcanons for her.

Ooh I really like this one. I'm going to do one headcanon with each of the main characters just for fun.

Dragon!Anthe is completely capable of being the size of a normal human, she just doesn't see why she should be. Elijah's taller than her in human form. It's only fair for her to get to be taller than him this way.

It's said that music is the only thing that can soothe a furious dragon. Whenever Anthe loses her temper, Fyodor's the only one brave enough to get close. He serenely plays his balalaika until she's calm again.

The only thing more possessive than a Hallowpyre is a dragon. Phoebe and Anthe's home is a fortress, with thick protective vines hiding the treasures within from all seekers. The most protected room in the house? The bedroom of course, where their most precious treasure sleeps.

Nettle hates nicknames, but Anthe occasionally teases her by calling her "brine shrimp" because she's so little and fluttery. Nettle tolerates it from her, but anyone else who tries it will get their ass kicked, dragon or not.

[murkmeresbignaturals]

Can I request some yandere!Red Duke who's really possessive of female LI? Please and thank you!

Isn't this basically canon anyway?

When you can't figure out whether to call him Lazarus or Nero, he tells you "Neither. You should always call me Your Grace."

He puts a wall of fire around your room every night, and sometimes he "forgets" to remove it the next morning. You shouldn't be going anywhere that isn't to see him anyway.

The first time another guy tries to flirt with you, all he has to do is look at the guy to send him running. He pulls you close and announces to the room "The next one who doesn't understand she's all mine will get burned alive."

When he decides he doesn't like your outfit, it simply goes up in flames, leaving you untouched. What are you upset about? He'll buy you two new ones that are much better suited to your beauty.

[murkmeresbignaturals]

Would you please do headcanons for regal Phoebe with a Winter court partner? She is everything <3

Sure thing, anon.

The first time you show her your snowy home court, you're afraid that she hates it because she holds onto your arm the whole time. But when you ask her if she wants to go look at something, she shakes her heads and says "Don't you see you need me here to keep you warm?"

The first time someone insults you because of your court, their entire mansion is found wrapped up three feet deep in kudzu the next morning.

When you go out with her, everyone bows their heads to the Hallowpyre heir. You try to walk behind her, but she gestures you to her side so that everyone bows their heads to both of you. After all, anyone fit to be seen by her side should receive the same respect.

She bosses you around all the time but only because she knows you love her voice when she asks for something.

She will absolutely step on you, but you have to ask nicely first.

[murkmeresbignaturals]

Hey guys, I'm going to be doing character headcanon requests for DCG, so if you've got them send them my way. If you like them, feel free to throw a few bucks my way, my kofi is linked in description.

[murkmeresbignaturals]

Chapters: 3/3 Fandom: The Dawn Chorus Gala Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Lady Evengleam/Dame Nettle, Lady Evengleam & Loveday Vulpes, Lady Evengleam & Lord Murkmere, Sir Conifer, Spica, Brake, Callista, Ellowyn, background Fyodor/Jules, Background Anthe/Phoebe Additional Tags: High school AU, whump, hurt/comfort, prep!Fanshawe, sorry guys but I don’t like him he’s just so stupid, redeemed!Evengleam, goth!Evengleam, Evengleam and Loveday are besties, I know I KNOW but I feel like they would be the cattiest gossip trio with Murkmere in another life, you know they have all the tea, Loveday is that anime nerd who always wears a wolf ear headband, Loveday/Koga from Inuyasha, they’re all theater kids lol, hints of Murkmere/Elijah if you squint Summary:

Nettle has had a crush on Conifer, high school quarterback and prom king three years running, since she was thirteen and he protected her from a football hurtling towards her face. She even joins the cheer squad so she can be closer to him. But he never even looks at her. When she gets invited to his 16th birthday blowout, she thinks her dream’s come true at last. But it turns out that the popular kids never thought she fit in, and they’re planning to humiliate her in front of everyone to teach her a lesson.

Evengleam knows exactly how fickle the popular crowd is, because she used to be one of them. Until they turned on her when she was outed, and she became a disgraced outcast overnight. Now, her only friends are Murkmere and Loveday, who own their status as social pariahs, while Evengleam just wants to hide in the theater’s costume department and forget about it. But she keeps running into this annoying little ex-cheerleader while she’s trying to sneak a cigarette backstage, and realizes that maybe she has more in common with Nettle than she thinks.

Can the jaded Evengleam help Nettle to navigate her own fall from grace? Can Nettle finally be her true self, and find friends who like her for who she actually is.... and maybe even true love?

Songfic set to Angels by Within Temptation. Listen to it during the first part of the fic for best effect.

[natureisthegreatestartist]

I think we can guess why the blunt-headed burrowing frog is also known as the balloon frog.

[lesbianshepard]

me every time an objectively evil villain is killed: some people just hate to see a girlboss winning 😔

[lesbianshepard]

“oh we had to stop her she brutally murdered people and was trying to end the world” how about you grow up and mind your own business. 

[murkmeresbignaturals]

She murk on my mere til I declare a mistrial

[fyodorfiles]

@murkmeresbignaturals

Which homestuck is most like Murkmere?

[murkmeresbignaturals]

You know I only love sad soggy boys

[bluecheer]

1958 catboy party game by willa morley

[coughloop]

This is what being a straight man on tumblr is like I think

[anxietyproblem]

[faith-thee-slayer]

it’s always “your redemption is something you have to work towards for the rest of your life” and never “how was the unhinged spiral into evil? the unhinged spiral into evil looked fun”

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