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Help this guy and I’ll always love you.
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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I can’t think of any good dick jokes! Ah, what a wasted opportunity.
Give me a hand and help me swing… I mean! Swing this promo!
Help this guy and I’ll always love you.
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Rick Grimes in Every Episode » No Way Out I was wrong. I thought after living behind these walls for so long that maybe they couldn’t learn. But today I saw what they could do, what we could do, if we work together. We’ll rebuild the walls. We’ll expand the walls. There will be more. There’s gotta be more. Everything Deanna was talking about is possible. It’s all possible. I see that now. When I was out there with them when it was over when I knew we had this place again I had this feeling. It took me a while to remember what it was because I haven’t felt it since before I woke up in that hospital bed. I want to show you the new world, Carl. I want to make it a reality for you. Please, Carl let me show you. Please, son, don’t die.
“ I’m no soldier! I’m no clone ! …”
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That awkward moment when you argue with your characters.
Fluff Meme: Cuddles Edition
“Mm…you’re warm….”
“You are ridiculously comfortable…”
“Awe! But I don’t want to get up….”
“Get back here and cuddle with me…”
“Nope! You’re my prisoner today…”
“I’m tired, come to bed and cuddle with me please?”
“Well I guess I could come over there and cuddle with you for a bit…”
“Well if it’ll make you feel better…”
“A little cuddling won’t kill you, I promise.”
“It’ll be warmer if we cuddle together….”
“I’m sorry babe; I’m just not in the mood today, could we cuddle instead please?”
“I always sleep better when you’re here with me…”
“Why don’t we just relax and cuddle all day, hmm?”
“I’m really sore today, could we just take it easy and cuddle today please?”
“Somehow cuddling with you is even better than I expected it to be…”
“Can we cuddle for a bit please? I’m feeling kinda down…”
“I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with…”
“You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this…”
I started this blog when Z-nation was in season one, episode 2. My friends always said I was 'paranoid' like Murphy, they saw Murphy and remembered me, even now I really think it’s funny, well, I was playing with a few Z-nation and TWD rp blogs, and then it happened, an accident on the road, the car I was hit in the back of a truck, I was in a coma for a while, then in the hospital for some days, but I'm very better now... It was hard and stuff like that, but, I really enjoy Z-Nation and I’m happy that I’m back haha
Start call
I don’t think my theme is bad, but I think I need a new one
things to do
go to college
edit theme (And do meme stuff)
rp
Reblog if you RP a character in Z Nation!
Masterlist in Progess Genderbents and OCs ✓ The Masterlist is here
After a car accident and have stayed so long in a hospital, I'm finally back.
When you go shopping with the squad
"I was raised to be charming, not sincere."
“So you weren’t raised properly, cause you’re not charming, babe” [SassyAllThatSassy]
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“Come on out, I can hear ya.”
Daryl heard footsteps in the woods. He was hunting anything he could catch for the group. leaves rustled behind the tall pines nearby. It didn’t sound like a walker or an animal. He’s been out here long enough to tell the difference. Them walkers, always growled all sorts of jibberish. Anyone could hear it from a mile away.
Murphy took a deep breath, he had managed to get lost, wonderful universe, he took a deep breath and tried to keep hidden. "..." But then the man with the crossbow spoke, and Murphy shook his head, coming out of hiding place “OkaY! Okay! Just don’t shoot! "