GIRLS ARE COOL

[sailatina3]

There's a girl out there with a sad life. Her owner beats her. Her neighbor is an asshole. Her family is nuts. Every day for her is hard. But she always rises up again.

Her name... is penis.

[exo-appreciation]

[3000s]

YUP we're gonna kill your whole family

[freak-phone]

designs done for a friend (2024-2026)

[maykitz]

can i matchmake you guys somehow?

[plumslices]

SHUSHU/TONG Earrings

[lemonsweet]

[bunkey]

notice how everyone is horny today

[bunkey]

[magpies-and-mornings]

It has taken me far too long to notice that the lobby transporter thing is a huge coffee carafe

Interesting contrast with the Octarians using tea kettles for the same purpose

[the-best-url-on-this-site]

Kitchen Nightmares is really just like

Owners: i don't know why my restaurant is failing. Chef Ramsey please help

Ramsey: hello i am Gordon Ramsay. How is the food

Owners: we have the best food

*food comes out*

Gordon: this is an alive rat

Owners: our customers love te alive rat. We have the best food. Every day they order the alive rat.

*dinner service*

Customer: oh my god this is an alive rat

Waitress: is everything okay?

Customer: no it's an alive rat

*food is sent back*

Owner: this has never happened before. Fuck you Gordon Ramsay you should just leave. People love the alive rat

*Gordon goes in the freezer*

Gordon: there are 25 molds unknown to science. The rats have set up a lab to study them. Blimey. Scientist rats. They've unionized.

*later*

Gordon: your food is bad

Owner: no!!!!!!!!

Gordon: yes

Owner: oh my god our food is bad

*remodel, menu change*

Owner: oh my god Gordon Ramsay you saved my life thank you so much

Gordon: promise never to serve alive rats again, yeah?

Owner: yes of course

*end of episode*

Gordon: ratatouille ammirite? *He walks away chuckling*

End card: the restaurant was shut down three months later because they went back to serving alive rats.

[laloroy]

[hotvampireadjacent]

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[modogoblin]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[abeterger]

my shaders did NOT react well with carrot cake…

[enderzorua36]

Flan 🍮

[halfgayfullgayconsequences]

[cognitohazardous]