Reporting for Duty.

Ex-Dahl corporal. Vault Hunter. Maliwan security guard. ((Borderlands OC)). Icon drawn by eridiumangel

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“Doing the right thing doesn’t always amount to what’s best for everyone.”

Ex-Dahl mercenary on the run, now working for Maliwan. Single-shipped with @intxrnd​

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((miss the Moe and Kurt vibes))

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@blxxdmoney reblogged from here:

Moe flinched when she heard the splintering of concrete and pieces of it falling to the ground. She wasn’t one to point out the futility of his anger, that taking it out on an inanimate object wasn’t going to help anything. But in that, they weren’t the same; her anger drove her to do something productive. That was stupid Dahl training, for you. “We are, in some respects.” She rested her head against the cool rock, wishing that she had something to drink at the moment. She was running hot, not only from battle but also escaping. She thought their plan had been foolproof. What had she missed? “But we’re just two people, and we did well enough on that basis.” Moe held out a hand, inviting him to take it so that he could sit beside her. “We rest, refresh, and come up with a plan to deal with the rest of them. Slowly, but surely, yes?” Nor was she one to point out that Rhys’ troops had money, while they had whatever they could scrounge out of their pockets. “Breathe. It’s okay.”

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((Since it seems like most people are leaving/going on hiatus, this blog and its sideblogs are going to be archived. If there’s a resurgence in the BL fandom again, I may come back but it doesn’t seem likely.))

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blxxdmoney​:

Oh Jesus fucking christ she didn’t. Kurt wasn’t sure if he should laugh or not. God this looked so stupid but Moe went through all this trouble just for him. He might as well try and have fun despite the penis shaped decor and hats. 

“Oh Momo- wow! You shouldn’t have- Gosh you are so kind.” 

“Soooo…what drinks did you get?” 

“I didn’t. So I got you the next best thing.” To one side of the room was a half-decently dressed man with an array of different bottles. “It wasn’t cheap getting you your own bartender, but I didn’t know what you liked.” Moe glanced around at the rest of the room, feeling extremely self-conscious as to how everything looked. “You know, you can tell me the truth if this is all too much, okay?”

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thedoctornumber11​:

The Doctor lowered his hands as she lowered the gun.  “Dust?” the Doctor asked her, “Pandora?  Is that the name of this planet or this area?  A tour would be nice, although I suppose not needed.”

“Yes, Pandora. If you go to one of the Fast Travel stations, there’s a map you can peruse that should lay out the more... inhabitable areas of the planet. ... do you need me to show you to one?”

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blxxdmoney​:

“You’re the only person I trust to put your hands over my eyes so- yeah I trust you a lot.” 

“Hell are you doing Momo?” 

“I heard the news and figured I should at least do something before you’re lost to me forever.” Keeping Moe’s hands on his eyes, she guided him towards another room where there was booze, a suspiciously-large cake, and a few of the more sane COV members standing around with phallic hats on their heads. “Welcome to your bachelor party.”

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blxxdmoney​:

“No of course not they just broke a rib or two is all-.” Kurt said with a huff, his left side felt bruised, he wasn’t sure if he had a black eye or not. He’ll be sure to get the guy who did this to him. 

“Well- given as my dear beloved family didn’t come back to get their shepherd. Maybe you should be a hero and bring me back to em.” Kurt started working out a plan in his head. Maybe Maliwan would be better in the long run than the COV. “Troy’s got some independence now I’ve never seen him have before and those two brats are fighting a lot more than usual he isn’t much of a doormat like he used to be…Maybe I could fan some flames for you guys.” 

“Would they really see me as some kind of hero given how easily they tossed aside Katagawa?” Moe pulled him up to his feet and checked his side to make sure he wasn’t bleeding too badly internally. “... how do you know they just won’t kill me too?” she offered in a whisper. As far as she could tell, she couldn’t trust the CoV as far as she could throw anyone. Which made it difficult because she trusted Kurt. “How do you know they won’t kill you too for getting captured?”

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sirens-shock​:

“Even if you made him apologize I know it wouldn’t be genuine, hearing I’m sorry from him means nothing besides I know the only way he’d say sorry to me if he thought it would get me to spread my legs for him again!” Akachi regreted saying that last part out loud, but he was the truth. If Kurt thought he somehow had some magic words to get them together again he would have said it by now. “I’m sorry for that…but he isn’t someone whos going to apologize unless he got something out of it.” 

“I…I don’t know if it would be best if you stayed out of my life, you aren’t the one who hurt me and I doubt Kurt was ever honest if he ever told you what happened between us.” 

“I would rather it’s just him and anyone he’s got under his thumb to stay away from me and my family.” 

The more Akachi spoke of Kurt, the more Moe’s stomach turned. Had he been lying to her all this time, or was this just some side of him she’d never seen before? She worried at her lip to stop the inevitable frown from surfacing. “I... he’s never mentioned you before. And he’s been...” What was Kurt getting out of a friendship with her? Was it all some ruse with some ulterior motive? “... nothing I say will convince you differently. We both know different versions of him apparently, but that doesn’t meant I don’t believe you. I’ll endeavour to keep him busy and steer him away from you at any cost if that’s what it will take to put your mind at ease. ... and for what it’s worth, I’m sorry for what he put you through.”

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@blxxdmoney

Moe stood behind a seated-Kurt and pressed her hands to his eyes. “How much do you trust me?”

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thedoctornumber11​:

“Usually I’m busy saving people and fighting off invaders.  I help where I’m needed, although I prefer to just travel and see the sights,” he told her, “I assure you, I do it for peaceful means.”  He laughed slightly, “So how long have you kept someone held up like this then?  Because we can’t stay here like this all day.”

“I’m military, so pretty much all day, if it’s needed.” But Moe wasn’t taking orders from anyone, and although she was still on edge (and still didn’t really believe him), she would keep her gun at the ready should he prove to be lying. So she finally lowered it, though the safety remained off. “If you’re expecting a tour of Pandora, I’m not the best person to ask since I haven’t exactly been everywhere. This... is The Dust.” She gestured to the large stretch of sand dunes behind her, devoid of any structure or settlement.

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thedoctornumber11​:

“No, not an Eridian,” he told her, “As for what Time Lords do, we travel through time and space using technology we have access to.  We also have two hearts.”  He didn’t want to mention the regeneration part, at least not yet, “What type of trouble do you think I might pose?” he asked as he kept his hands raised, “And surely you have a better solution than keeping that gun pointed at me.”

“Using technology to do what?” Cause havoc? Overturn governments? With that kind of power at anyone’s disposal, they could do whatever they wanted for their own betterment, at the risk of everyone else. “Any type, as you’ve just mentioned by the fact you can travel through time. No one does that for peaceful means. And this...” She nodded down at her gun. “It’s worked well for me so far.”

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averysgarage​:

Nice apartments, restaurants, shopping, it was almost eerily normal. A little like being back home, the one before Pandora, which was both comforting and nauseating. Avery kept the thought to herself, falling in line with Moe’s footsteps toward the city. 

“Mm, I’ve been savin’ my stomach for this Promethean food. I’ve been eatin’ skag meat and Moxxi’s pizza way too much an’ I know that can’t be healthy. Just lead the way.”

“Be glad you haven’t had to subside on Dahl MREs. Those are even worse than skag meat.” Moe ushered her forward to keep an eye on her, not only for their safety but to ensure that nothing too shiny caught Avery’s attention and distracted them from their path. Promethea was shiny with so much tech that it was probably a given that the redhead would want to go window-shopping for hours on end before they ate. So she exhaled with a sigh of relief when they actually got to her shared apartment in a timely manner. Sizable, mostly neat, and still smelling like the place was still new, Moe gestured towards the living room. “We don’t have another bed, but I assured... Carson that you would be fine with the couch. It’s much bigger than a twin bed, anyway.”

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thedoctornumber11​:

“The simple version is that I’m an alien,” he told her, “Not human.  Not the same species as you at all.  I’m over 1500 years old, even if I don’t look it.”  He kept his hands up as she kept the gun pointed at him.  He was tempted to try and disarm it with the sonic but wasn’t sure he’d reach in time.  “You can’t exactly just keep me held up like this forever,” he pointed out.

“... so an Eridian,” Moe concluded. They were the only other alien life form she knew of, and he looked nothing like them. So he was lying or he’d learned to shapeshift away all the pointy, ceramic-looking bits. Still, he hadn’t known the name Pandora, so maybe he was telling the truth. “I could, if I needed to. I don’t know what kind of threat you pose. What exactly can you Time Lords do?”

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blxxdmoney​:

“….Maybe?” Kurt had been somewhat close to the twin gods, as close as he could get to them at his position. He saw them as a healthier relationship than him and his siblings, but he wasn’t blind he saw the cracks and he saw a lot more once Troy got a little bit of a taste of a power of his own seperate from his sister. “Yeah-yeah that could probably happen.” 

“In my opinion, you’d want to turn Troy against his sister. Troy might have his crazy ass power but he’s still a total doormat deep down.”

“Or you could turn Tyreen against her brother- I’d personally go with her, you get the parasite out of the way and you still get the crazy siren powers!” 

“So…Maliwan mad their deal didn’t work out or something?” Kurt figured Maliwan would just run back home after the failure of the Prometha take over.

At least that was some bit of news to give them something to work with... although she wasn’t really the one in charge to make that decision. With the death of Katagawa, everyone was scrambling around like chickens with no heads. “That would be my best guess, yes. Though with Vault Hunters also taking out our numbers, we’re not exactly in the best position to...” To do anything, to be honest. They were trapped between a rock and a hard place, and it was becoming quite difficult to know who she should be working with anymore. “... are you... alright? They didn’t rough you up too much, did they?”

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