Chrysalism

The best things in life are where you least expect them

[dopeeeeeeshxt]

Ayeeee

[babyanimalgifs]

We just love baby animals

[victoriel-translations]

Test your colour vision

[obscene-queen]

IM A FUCKING MOLE

[obscene-queen]

i tried again and got dog HOW AM I AN ART KID

[tenduelimagines]

I’M A HAWK WTF I’M BASICALLY BLIND

[justahappylilblog]

tiger gang

[bellamouse16-deactivated2022111]

I’m hawk. Thanks. Next color test please

[invadertoph]

Hawk! Not bad.

[chernicals]

i got robot

[pleasesirmayipleasehavebeanssir]

I got tiger

[i-am-thevoid]

I GOT ROBOT??

[kylieaye]

I got hawk

[utwo]

Wonderful Scotland by:

© S C O T T

[animated-disney-gifs]

[memesandlaughs]

[ithelpstodream]

[wheredoesthegoodgo]

how-to-give-yourself-a-pep-talk-101

[phdstudygirl]

Kinda want to post this on my bathroom mirror, not gonna lie.

[twitterlols]

[valtsv]

i don’t want to look “hot” i want to look alluring, haunting, bewitching. i want to look like the kind of person hozier would write a song about.

[vijara]

look: the right people will get it. the right people will see you and appreciate you for the person that you are. the right people won’t require you to dilute, censor, or edit yourself in order to be worthy of their time and affection. you don’t need to waste your time on people who are committed to misunderstanding you 

[lovebeyondmeasure]

[katiebishop]

[texnessa]

“When I was a student at Cambridge I remember an anthropology professor holding up a picture of a bone with 28 incisions carved in it. ‘This is often considered to be man’s first attempt at a calendar’ she explained. She paused as we dutifully wrote this down. ‘My question to you is this – what man needs to mark 28 days? I would suggest to you that this is woman’s first attempt at a calendar.’ It was a moment that changed my life. In that second I stopped to question almost everything I had been taught about the past. How often had I overlooked women’s contributions?” ― Sandi Toksvig

[thatlittleegyptologist]

So tonight I joined my parents, and the neighbours, at the local pub quiz. We won, and won the bonus round, much to the annoyance of the other teams. Apparently my parents and their friends win every other week. Nerds. So to prank them the landlord had a special “Super Hard Pub Question” for us for double or nothing on our prize (vouchers for a gallon of beer) to let the rest of the pub feel better because we were “guaranteed to lose” since there was “no way we could know the answer.” I got picked to answer it because I’m the youngest and have less General Knowledge.

The question?

“What is the word for beer in Ancient Egyptian?”

Pub: *loud raucous laughter and cheering*

Landlord: *looks smug*

Me: Do you want that in English or in the original Hieroglyphs?

Landlord: The hieroglyphs of course!

Pub: *more laughter*

Me: *scribbles quickly in the 10 seconds I had to answer*

Landlord: Fuck. Me. 

Pub: *utter silence broken only by someone at the back exclaiming WTF* 

Landlord: How did you even know that?

Me: You picked the one person here who can read them?

Landlord: Oh shit it’s you isn’t it?

Dad yelling from the back: SURPRISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It’s safe to say we’re simultaneously fucking legends/not very popular at the local right now.

[beardedboggan-deactivated201812]

This is my new favorite post.

[blooooom]

it can be tempting to live your life like a prequel. to live as if you’re setting up your own story.and once you lose the weight, once you have the money, once you graduate school, once you’re in a real relationship, once, once, once. then finally, you’ll begin to live, and everything you do up until that point is some kind of half-life, some unimportant foreword you can skip. don’t do this. inhabit your life completely. sink fully into the wealth of your existence. the power to manifest is in the fearless owning of who you are, so that you can shape where you’re going.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[chewbacca]

Cherish your journey and respect your journey.

Lizzo on CBS Sunday Morning  |  Oct. 6, 2019