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ele/dele - he/him - 21 - 🇧🇷 dni if youre my boss

[mushroominawaterbottle]

cavalo homossexual das montanhas

[tibets]

here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls

[tibets]

i have truly posted some things online

[karaagehime]

to the window to the walls to the corner dick and balls

[teaboot]

Spot a phantom cock from the mezzanine Set in caulk by the support beam I’ve done glanced that way about a million times Checking the popcorn ceiling with the panty lines

[mushroominawaterbottle]

tem um cara no trabalho que chama todo mundo de time. individualmente. muito comédias estar só eu na cozinha e ele chega e fala bom dia time 👊

[mushroominawaterbottle]

another episode of oh man maybe i did fuck my body up for real this time but ☝️this has happened a bunch of other times so its ok

[mangue-manguezal]

Death feigning beetle larvae also feign death

[tekunoraizu]

aaaah i’m dead and i’m a baby ahhhhh

[mushroominawaterbottle]

achei que eu tava ficando louco porque o interfone não para de tocar e ninguém nunca responde quando eu atendo mas é só a tv do vizinho

[icaseybaybee]

[lettuce-from-the-salad-bar]

[malinanan]

More yuri fight club sketches 😇💋

[mushroominawaterbottle]

had 1 nap and woke up feeling like my stomach acid was leaking and eating my other organs. if this flour with milk dont fix it ill turn into the joker

[d1s4strous]

eighteen inch nails: i want to fuck you like two animals

[pmamtraveller]

By Heyshiro Matsuoka

[dogposts]

This is Murphy, my Ultra Baby dog. He loves being in laps!!

[perfectday1972]

clarice lispector in her apartment, rio de Janeiro,c. 1963 via aquapricot

[quezify]

[segamascott]

[fagflint]

crackship ciri from the witcher x claudia iwtv. i think theyd get along

[newhologram]

t.A.T.u. in a Japanese Snickers commercial (2013)

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

when you gormless whinging fucks cry and cry on main about how you got gaybaited by the latest marvel slop i want you to remember that you are spitting in the face of history. THIS is gaybaiting. have some fucking respect