miau

ele/dele - he/him - 21 - 🇧🇷 dni if youre my boss

[mushroominawaterbottle]

cavalo homossexual das montanhas

[redstonedust]

when you think about it a rollercoaster is probably safer than a car. i mean you crash any vehicle going over 60mph and youre likely to be gravely injured so id rather be in one thats stuck in a tested loop and not driven by my road-rage prone mother. this is why im about to make a bold new proposition for public transport,

[redstonedust]

and you may say "if you want transport that goes on a predetermined on rails route you want trains" and thats true i do want trains. but i want trains that do sick loops and make me vomit. its an improvement for nobody and it would be awesome.

[micajestr]

bed time ^_^👍

[charl0ttan]

cal i for nia girls where in the popsiclw

[autismology]

I wish tumblr would let us decorate our profiles like a 2000s MySpace scene girl. Sounds sick as hell

[sourgunk]

How it feels to walk to the bathroom while drunk at a restaurant

[spacedoutsheepy]

Did Elvis ever actually fucking say "woah mama" or are you just thinking of Johnny Bravo

[andhumanslovedstories]

We don’t talk enough about the two identical old women who just hang around Azula saying ominous shit in unison. What’s their deal. Is there a comic about them. Are they paid for their services

[andhumanslovedstories]

WHAT FUNCTION DO YOU SERVE IN THE GOVERNMENT

[foreskinnty]

They serve cunt and omens. What more do you need?

[sridevi]

WONDER WOMAN // The Feminum Mystique: Part 2 (1976)

[ms-cellanies]

True back then, still true today.

[minyard-05]

don't let being born a girl stop you from being the man your father never was

[manu-script]

The lands richness belongs to indigenous people btw not to the Argentinian state or its European occupiers xoxo

wow what a novel concept I'm sure no one in the south american continent has ever thought of the brand new idea of land back of course not everyone knows the stupid south americans could have never thought of that

[manu-script]

its the condescending tone especially, like in that post that said it "probably sucks to be progressive in argentina", as if the savage south americans could never be smart enough to have their own independent causes to fight for and progressive movements that have lasted for decades (as long as a conveniently placed dictatorship didn't kill them off of course). nooo, you're right, we need Alex from Assfuck, California to come civilize us

[manu-script]

also it's very telling when the response at latines talking about imperialism is bringing up indigenous communities as a gotcha, because... they're still victims of imperialism. what's your point exactly?

earlier this year indigenous communities in cachi, salta were violently evicted from their homes by over 500 officers because a politician decided it so, but it's radio silence for that huh? if you only bring up native communities to try to silence latines that try to bring awareness to the imperialism that affects all of us, then you don't actually give a shit about them

[feyburner]

Man at my job just told me to “hold your little horsies just a little longer ☺️” about the task I’ve been waiting for him to complete or at the very least update me on for six weeks. Brendan, I will fuck your adult son. You’re gonna start seeing me at family Christmas. Horsies in tow.

[xylophonetangerine]

What the fuck does that even mean??

[mushroominawaterbottle]

i need to find someone else to lay in my bed and watch crazy movies. there is absolutely no one now and maybe i just need to build a diferent relationship with someone but like. i want to show movies to someone again. and my mom doesnt really like movies and it is not the same thing at all

[pureguavas]

stop using ai. reply this post with what u want me to draw and I'll drink a cup of water and draw it

[zapatism]

o zoológico de SP tá com filhotes de lobo-guará 🥺

[zapatism]

[gravedangerahead]

Mo deusi 🥺🥰😍

[zapatism]

açaí, guaraná e cupuaçu........ 😭😭

[kaijuerotica]

i hate that diet culture means all the tasty drinks everywhere are loaded with stevia now. this isn't even a stance about health, I just think it tastes so fucking bad