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ele/dele - he/him - 21 - 🇧🇷 dni if youre my boss

[mushroominawaterbottle]

cavalo homossexual das montanhas

[mushroominawaterbottle]

petplay but youre a slug so i just stare at you for 3 and a half hours while you eat 1 piece of carrot

[visibun]

got smacked in the face with this shit when i tried to find this post

[mushroominawaterbottle]

oh my fucking god the ai ate my post

[mushroominawaterbottle]

odeio acordar cedo pra trabalhar de vez em quando eu sinto tanta saudade de ser desempregado. eu não tinha dinheiro mas se eu quisesse eu podia acordar 11 da manhã e ir olhar vitrine de loja e assistir filme de graça a tarde. continuo sendo um vagabundo do caralho mesmo com um emprego mas isso já é outros quinhentos

[mushroominawaterbottle]

eu não quero ser masculino que nem os caras que usam calça jeans e camiseta preta, eu quero ir comprar pão parecendo o john travolta em embalos de um sábado a noite

[mushroominawaterbottle]

manas a minha lâmpada caiu do nada

[mushroominawaterbottle]

its so crazy how ghosting people even by acident is so easy. blinking once and you havent answered a text in 2 years

[mushroominawaterbottle]

one time my therapist told me she tought all history was fake so i never went there again

[mushroominawaterbottle]

why when its my turn to exist we just live in a fucking black mirror episode

[mushroominawaterbottle]

i think im gonna die before im 30 not because i want to but i just kinda know its going to happen

[mushroominawaterbottle]

my dream is to write a book that is really stupid and means nothing and then if anyone asks me what it means ill just say i dont know

[mushroominawaterbottle]

se não tem um problema você sempre pode inventar algum

[neverwonderneverremember]

getting an update on my phone that says "you can now upload a photo to gemini and it'll create a full song with lyrics based on your photo!" and i just. why? why would i want that? why would anyone want that? it sounds like the type of thing that'd be funny to do once but. is this really what it's all for?

[apokrify]

The Yangtze River porpoise.

[writingdose]

my goal in life is to be 80 and still writing yaoi fanfiction

[tpwrtrmnky]

the real answer to almost every "does [identity A] belong in [identity B] spaces" question is actually just "these spaces are informal social groups and if you're cool you can hang, don't worry about it"

[tpwrtrmnky]

You can be Homer Simpson at the lesbian bar. It's fine. Don't worry about it.

[lizardlicks]

not without those fire exits I'm not. have fun in your death trap, ladies

[mrsandman42069]

[kaijuno]

[mousenemy]

give it up for another 70 years of goo

[inkjie]

soliloquy by an immortal cave painter.

pencil, ink, and ochre on paper