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ele/dele - he/him - 21 - 🇧🇷 dni if youre my boss

[mushroominawaterbottle]

cavalo homossexual das montanhas

[lakevida]

when youre inadvertently 1% too nice to a straight guy you can usually pinpoint the exact moment where he decides you must be acting that way because you want to fuck down on him crazy style and it is at this point that one would be well advised to have a cyanide capsule under a false tooth or an equivalent fast acting response

[temprpeppr]

I got inspired

[mimic-firstaid]

@habken made art on some old man Grace and I made a dumb little comment saying that Eridian scientists would need to find a way to replicate that old person candy. Then I was graced with this comment by @uhmimpostingart :

And it has been bouncing around in my head… now we all get to suffer ‘cause I share my brain rot doodles

✨ACCEPTING AGE WITH GRACE ✨

[yookay-times]

[duchessvongooseberg]

[yaoiblackmold]

Im sorry but it is so funny how people outside of tumblr view us. Like why are the tiktokers treating tumblr like some professional ass website you need to do extensive prep before you begin posting on. And the follower farming advice is so fucking funny to me when this is the website where people actively hate getting new followers

[queen-of-hobgobblers]

Tumblr is the website where you ramble to yourself like a madman until someone decides they like you and put you into their pocket like a shiny rock. That's how you get followers

[imlostinthebooks]

"have some idea of content you want to do", "have lots of drafts before posting" - no, silly, just post whatever comes to your mind at 2 AM. the best thing about tumblr is that you can start rambling about some obscure background character from a 3000 year old poem, and there'll always be someone equally invested

[shortwaveradioenthusiast]

[kingedwardsapphires]

Me stepping out of the optometry office after slamming four lokos with the doctor and immediately meeting the love of my life (but I have social anxiety)

[firebirdeternal]

"I have never seen a cat that showed affection/love for it's owner" is the pet ownership version of "I don't believe in Female Orgasms they don't exist, after all, my wife has never had one"

[mushroominawaterbottle]

my pet snail fucking died

[mushroominawaterbottle]

sister is threatening to send me to rehab which is exagerated tbh.

[mushroominawaterbottle]

yerterday i drank so much i started believing i wasnt real and nothing had consequences because nothing was real and then a girl dragged me outside and got me a car to go home. oh the joys of being alive

[sweetsweetemo]

"a Anitta não é internacional, moro nos estados unidos e ninguém fala nela" 📍 xique xique - kentucky

[mushroominawaterbottle]

so many people on instagram are so fucking stupid oh my god

[mushroominawaterbottle]

so many people on instagram are so fucking stupid oh my god

[latinotiktok]

Latinotiktok, vcs sabiam q no Brasil a gente tem uma instituição q controla o clima?? Fundação Cacique Cobra Coral apenas a maior de todas!!!

THE BRAZILIANS ARE CONTROLLING THE WEATHER

[brazil-official]

[kirayabaultrahappy]

@spicy-goose-machine

[zapatism]