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ele/dele - he/him - 21 - 🇧🇷 dni if youre my boss

[mushroominawaterbottle]

cavalo homossexual das montanhas

[d1s4strous]

eighteen inch nails: i want to fuck you like two animals

[pmamtraveller]

By Heyshiro Matsuoka

[dogposts]

This is Murphy, my Ultra Baby dog. He loves being in laps!!

[perfectday1972]

clarice lispector in her apartment, rio de Janeiro,c. 1963 via aquapricot

[quezify]

[segamascott]

[fagflint]

crackship ciri from the witcher x claudia iwtv. i think theyd get along

[newhologram]

t.A.T.u. in a Japanese Snickers commercial (2013)

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

when you gormless whinging fucks cry and cry on main about how you got gaybaited by the latest marvel slop i want you to remember that you are spitting in the face of history. THIS is gaybaiting. have some fucking respect

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ask our AI ass—i cannot overemphasize how much i will not be doing that

[classhattery]

I have this saved on my phone permanently

[screwed-in-life]

O corpo humano é uma máquina fenomenal. Se tu não come, tu sente enjôo por estar com fome, aí quando tu come tu sente enjôo por ter comido.

[girlblocker]

by 2026 the average tumblr post about gender and interests will be like ‘dont ask me why but having a job is sooo boycore and cooking at home is so girlcore’

[melodiesblue]

[boyslovevisualnovel]

> looking for new yaoi/yuri

> ask the fan if their material is real yaoi/yuri or live action american tv show

> they don’t understand

> pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is real yaoi/yuri and what is live action american tv show

> they laugh and say “it’s good yaoi/yuri sir”

> watch the yaoi/yuri

> it’s a live action american tv show

[boyslovevisualnovel]

and then the live action american tv show isn’t even gay

[fiftyfandomsinatrenchcoat]

*takes your wattpad-socialised hand* *holds it gently* you will survive without an app. you will survive without censorship by filtering out tags yourself. you will survive learning a new platform‘s etiquette. now go forth and observe ao3 culture without making immediate demands. it’s our house, and for now, you are a guest

[starlightomatic]

do fish ever get to repent? or are they doomed to swim around forever bearing the sins we have tossed to them to consume over the many years?

[starlightomatic]

[noir-renard]

[starlightomatic]

[oifaaa]

I think itd be funny if people in the dc universe started calling for Batman in the same why they call on mayor Mamdani any time theres an inconvenience in Gotham from the local villian of the week to the city needs more dumpsters they just make and upload a video saying "Batman can you come deal with this"

[elissagothicity]

Sitting on his own cape while glittering sparkles beside him, not a single thought