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ele/dele - he/him - 21 - 🇧🇷 dni if youre my boss

[mushroominawaterbottle]

cavalo homossexual das montanhas

[factbot]

Jesus once fought a quail and lost

[oliviawebsite]

[faerieconsort]

estragos unidos realmente é terra de ninguém né

[tut557]

[gravedangerahead]

Nem uma morango está livre dos padrões de beleza 😔

[gravedangerahead]

[evil-b0ng-ripping-wizard]

[mushroominawaterbottle]

cant sleep and am fucking scared of being watched even if i am sure im alone

[despazito]

Niu Lai has not made its way onto tumblr yet so I guess my anglophone ass has to make a post about it

[despazito]

Low-budget ‘Niu Lai’ emerges as a surprise hit with its ‘disaster-level’ animation, grabbing millions in China as curiosity rivals Nolan’s ‘

This movie is currently a huge meme in china. It came out of nowhere and inexplicably got a theatrical release, looks like ass, was animated completely by the director and his mother, and took several years to make. "Niu Lai" translates roughly to "The bull is coming" and apparently the film has several other allusions to stock market puns. The Chinese stock market coincidentally had an uptick the day of its release which added further fuel to the meme fire. After going viral Niu Lai began to actually turn profit at the box office, theatres unprepared for Niu Lai mania (the creators did not distribute any promotional material) had to improvise DIY posters:

Niu Lai has now been pulled from theatres.

[starship-goldfish]

Good news: Niu Lai was only pulled from cinemas its hometown, because "the film’s poor quality could harm the city’s image." The rest of China is still screening it.

[mushroominawaterbottle]

gender is a sport and i dont know how to run so im just kinda walking weirdly until i give up and take a nap on the grass

[mushroominawaterbottle]

missing her a lot again can someone explode me

[mushroominawaterbottle]

petplay but youre a slug so i just stare at you for 3 and a half hours while you eat 1 piece of carrot

[visibun]

got smacked in the face with this shit when i tried to find this post

[mushroominawaterbottle]

oh my fucking god the ai ate my post

[mushroominawaterbottle]

odeio acordar cedo pra trabalhar. de vez em quando eu sinto tanta saudade de ser desempregado. eu não tinha dinheiro mas se eu quisesse eu podia acordar 11 da manhã e ir olhar vitrine de loja e assistir filme de graça a tarde. continuo sendo um vagabundo do caralho mesmo com um emprego mas isso já é outros quinhentos

[mushroominawaterbottle]

eu não quero ser masculino que nem os caras que usam calça jeans e camiseta preta, eu quero ir comprar pão parecendo o john travolta em embalos de um sábado a noite

[mushroominawaterbottle]

manas a minha lâmpada caiu do nada

[mushroominawaterbottle]

its so crazy how ghosting people even by acident is so easy. blinking once and you havent answered a text in 2 years

[mushroominawaterbottle]

one time my therapist told me she tought all history was fake so i never went there again