@highlyunfortunate - Tumblr Blog

you’ve only felt the tip of life’s dick.

goodluck taking the rest of it.

shout out to the time i received this ask on christmas eve and then the next night i got $300 stolen from my bank account

transmascreplica

it's crazy there's a band as good as death grips and their fans aren't evil in a pretentious way but evil in the way they seriously undervalue the art

unclefather

genuinely sickening to think about how men pop up out of holes in the ground and you have to swing a mallet and hit them over the head to get them to stop

#victoria park #glasgow #photography

markovchaingang

through multiple disposable propaganda networks painstakingly build up over the course of the last decade, a couple of very expensive bribes to some very influential people, and no less than thirty sockpuppet accounts on reddit, i have put into motion a series of events which will culminate in a singular idea forming pseudo-organically in the consciousness of progressive discourse: the idea that it's problematic to subject a woman to a sexual encounter without having practiced on your homies first

markovchaingang

i do this because i am a good fucking person and not for any personal benefits btw

#victoria park #glasgow #photography

wholefamilydeadringerforsimpsons

Its sad because the last time the beatles ever jacked off together, they probably didnt even know it was the last time. RIP John lennon

good-to-drive

My mom kept complaining that all of a sudden the Beatles are back and they're fucking everywhere and they're so obnoxious and were practically having an orgy in her garden under a cucumber leaf and that's when I realized she meant spotted cucumber beetles and not Paul McCartney

good-to-drive

Whenever I see a really off-the-wall take about the beatles I remember this adorable post from an older fan about how they used to play "Beatles" at recess but they were too young to really know who the beatles were so they just played house with British accents and I assume that's what a lot of people on this website are doing as well

markadoo

too young to really know who the beatles were

NO ONE is too young to know who the beatles were. its important to tell your children about the beatles as soon as they can understand language. My father told me when i turned two that the beatles were four men who sang and played music. over the years he added more details like girls loved the beatles and how some of them died. there is no excuse.

good-to-drive

7wise

aliens have been getting our messages the whole time actually, they just don’t want to talk to us because we keep sending out shitty beatles songs

riverlarking

ancient peoples loooved a flood narrative it was kinda like their beatles

solongfranklloydwright

the french beatles

solongfranklloydwright

jean, paul, george, et ringeaux

solongfranklloydwright

7wise

I follow 2 Beatles rpf blogs so whenever I see an unrelated Beatles post that has nothing to do with them being in love with each other I get really confused

eelsabound

got an ad on instagram for a group of beatles impersonators that hire out for events and all the comments were asking if they hired them would the paul and john kiss

eelsabound

streetlegal1978

beatles movie plot: we have a LP to record lads!

ringo subplot:

rodeoromeo-archived-deactivated

climbed over my couch like a fucking gremlin to sprint for the remote to rewind to get a picture of Ringo tenderly touching George’s hand while George lights his cigarette. biting and yelling