Life As I Know It

26, college grad [MBA], crazy in love [married!], exhausted but incredibly happy

[mjalti]

when ur parents start talkin shit about ur personality

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tiktokarchive]

Man: Hey French guy, how do you say yes? Oui. How do you say no? Non. How do you say maybe?

[Said with strong Southern accent]: Puh-tater.

[uptional]

[simon-petricock-deactivated2024]

When u wake up and ur teddy bear is on the floor

[hellyeahrihannafenty]

Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle

[dr0wnedperfectionist]

I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..

[livelife-havefun-partyhard-deac]

Parrot caught singing let the bodies hit the floor

[pixelfighter]

I was so done when it whispered…I would shit bricks if I heard that when I got up to get a drink in the middle of the night…

[the-robotic-strawberry-deactiva]

“Let the bodies hit the….FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!”

[nonomella-deactivated20171016]

oh my god he’s so into it

[nandalorian]

metal

[tahthetrickster]

today i found out that my favorite vine has an extended version and i couldnt be happier

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[thyrell]

enough explaining how trans people don't actually deny biology to transphobes who don't care. let's start actually denying biology

[thyrell]

i dont think genitals exist

[dumbass-twunk]

Mitochondria are a lie created by the American education system

[whitepeopletwitter]

[music4life23]

Last night I had a dream. Or maybe it was a nightmare.

In this sleep world, I was out & about when I ran into my ex; the love I left behind before dating my fiance. He wanted me back. He was begging for me to take him back. He was worse off without me. He looked vaguely homeless now, with long stragly hair partially combed over a heavily balding head, a beard that clearly hadn't been trimmed in months, and fingernails that looked like they'd been torn and chewed. The boy I left behind had been weathered by some storm. And though I'd once loved him, I felt only pity for him now.

When I left him 4 years ago, he was chasing his dream and had no room left in his life for me, though we had been together for 2 and a half years and he had asked me to run away and get married only weeks before. I left him so we could both get centered & find happiness. I didn't expect that 2 years later he would tell me before his parents that he was moving out of state for work. And I didn't expect that 4 months later I would see him at a bar when I was out celebrating my best friend's birthday because that move didn't work out for him. Nor did I expect to see him 8 month after that at a friend's wedding, still dating a girl he couldn't be loyal to. I pity the person he's become. It seems as though he still hasn't found room in his life for love and he's filing the hole with whatever he can find.

I pictured better for him.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[im-moving-yo-blog]

“you wear that shirt a lot" yes because i own it

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[nevaehtyler]

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