[velvetys]

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[annabelle--cane]

tragedy protagonist categories:

yknow what yeah I think that's just about how anyone would react in this situation. fair enough.

alright this isn't how just Anyone would behave in this situation but I'm humble enough to admit that there have been times in my life when I was doing badly enough that I'd probably also fumble it like this

babygirl what the hell are you even doing

[annabelle--cane]

thank you hamlet prince of denmark for being the character ever for the 437th year in a row

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

It's the last day of April

[my-little-bologna]

Wake up babe, new meta layer just dropped

[sanerontheinside]

I don’t know who needs to hear this

but it’s time to move the noodles to the pot

[guerrillatech]

[offishly]

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me there's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

[without-ado]

"Return to the Moon" Artemis Ⅱ 2026

l Andrew McCarthy 1,2 l Alex G Perez 3,4 l Alexander Gerst 5

[thisauthorisscreaming]

Does it count as 'sword in the stone' if it looks more like 'sword in the cairn'...?

[nofilter-cory]

[abyssaldyke]

It's spring now which means the kids in my city have started drawing hopscotches on the sidewalk and as a rule I do every hopscotch I see because 1. Use it or lose it (ability to scotch) and 2. If a child got down on the hardscrabble streets of Boston Massachusetts to draw a scotch the least I can do is use it, but in doing the hopscotches, I've learned that about 50% of them are the typical 8-10 step scotch and the other 50% are. Somewhat avant-garde. And of course I'm not vetting the entire scotch before I start it so sometimes it's like haha 8 steps woo! Childlike whimsy! And sometimes they're 20 steps or 30 or they've got a section with three squares instead of two where you have to do a little Charleston to step on all three, or, memorably, FORTY one foot squares. A full BLOCK of jumping on one foot but I'm no quitter so once I've started Jigsaw Junior's fuckin hopscotch gauntlet I'm there til the end just a daily pot smoker in her thirties jumping kasa-obake style through an affluent suburb while some little proto-kennedy watches from his bedroom window rubbing his sadistic little third grade hands together and cackling. It's amazing. I love spring.

[jennydolfen]

Born unto Light

Adolin Kholin, the Golden Retriever himself! I love him so much. Painted in Procreate. Details!

Etsy Procreate brushes Patreon Tip jar Prints

[stealingpotatoes]

decided to make a harrow model so i can make her do a little dance whenever reading htn puts me in emotional distress

[czech-hunter-reject]

Teeheehee, off to do my little schemes 😜

[czech-hunter-reject]

Teeheehee, on my way back home from doing my little schemes 🤪

[dumbass-twunk]

me going through the entire update and reversal without ever once seeing the fucked up new notes system because i only go on mobile and never update my app

[revivivivify]

[ot3]

this is like the worst genre of post that has ever developed on this website bar none and i've been here for over a decade so im comparing it to like mile long superwholock gif chains that say REBLOG IF YOU'RE NOT HOMOPHOBIC and the bar is really really low low

[street-of-mercy]

[kness]

Just gliding through 🦦