Musical Monkey Business

Mozart was writing letters about feces, so now I’m slinging shit around too. Hope | 21 | She/They

[musicalmacaque]

[italwaysdoes]

gonna throw hands with whoever invented tenor clef

[oleannalovesbutches-deactivated]

if given the aux, i WILL play the holy minimalists, and NO you CANNOT stop me 😄

[musicalmacaque]

First days of class have already taught me so much.

Gonna go (drunk) teach my friends about renaissance cadences

[tatooine92]

fam I just don't know if sex will ever be as good as the fourth movement of Dvorak's New World Symphony

[musicalmacaque]

Wish I could meet Liszt just so I could ask him what those hands do

[musicalmacaque]

Who’s winning in a fight Wolfgang Amadeus Monkey or Johann Sebastian Baboon

Very good question and quite hard to answer.

Wolfgang held Johann in very high regard and thought of him as a great master whom he could learn from. I believe that, if they fought, it would most likely be as a duel held for mutual amusement, and not as a true fight to the death.

If they were to fight based on music, the very obvious winner would be J.S. Baboon aka Daddy.

But in this particular fight I believe Wolfgang Amadeus Monkey has the upper hand here.

Wolfgang is known particularly for is humor. His humor is often particularly crude and vulgar. Since his death, many people have looked into his humor, particularly into his interest in shit.

Some of Wolfgang Amadeus Monkey’s most commonly referenced scatological materials include and excerpt of the following letter to his cousin (and probable love interest)

“Well, I wish you good night, but first,

Shit in your bed and make it burst.

Sleep soundly, my love

Into your mouth your arse you'll shove.”

As well as in several pieces of music. The most commonly referenced is “Leck mir den Arsch fein recht schön sauber,” which loosely translates to “Lick my ass nice and clean.”

Tldr: Wolfgang Amadeus Monkey would throw shit at Johann Sebastian Baboon because he thought it was funny and then Johann would get E-Coli or something and die.

[internetgreatesthits]

[catchymemes]

[wickedlymozart]

I cant help but make angst! I love making mozart content

[artandbeauty71]

when times get hard, i know my girlie classical music got my back

[shostposting]

being autistic is so weird sometimes, like i swear you can be going through a horrific depressive episode and in constant pain every day from the moment you wake up to the moment you fall asleep and you're like. hmm. i need to research the dead soviet russian classical music guy about this. and it actually helps