my word is law

fiona stop judging me jack is a bird now

[musicals-but]

newsies but it’s modern and pulitzer is donald trump

[musicals-but]

I don't like this anymore

[simsiddy]

newsies where everything is the same but john Mulaney is also there and he doesnt know any of the choreography or the songs 

[musicals-but]

hi newsies but instead of taking off their hats thy dab

no

[musicals-but]

newsies but race cockblocks jack so hard that the whole katherine thing never happens and jack ends up w crutchie ~ crutchie anon

hmmm i like it

[musicals-but]

25th annual putnam county spelling bee but instead the kids have healthy happy families

a beautiful dream

[musicals-but]

newsies but sarah is there AS SHE SHOULD BE

beautiful

[musicals-but]

newsies but when davey sings "thank you g-d!" during watch what happens reprise a disembodied voice responds "youre welcome"

it’s god from monty python and the holy grail 

[musicals-but]

Newsies but instead of Jack Kelly it’s Jack Black

why can I imagine this so clearly

[mobeanz]

Im afraid of my own creation

[musicals-but]

MAURA WHY

[musicals-but]

newsies but spot is played by joey fatone

[musicals-but]

STOP IGNORING THIS

[musicals-but]

Newsies but Spot is replaced by an angry hairless cat

do not bring up the beaver man thread in my good shitposting household

[musicals-but]

newsies but it’s the movie madagascar

[mobeanz]

[musicals-but]

newsies but at random times race walks in with a saxophone and starts playing careless whisper 

[snail-gardens-deactivated201904]

“I ain’t got nothing if I ain’t got Santa Fe!!”

*moment of silence*

BLARING SAXOPHONE

[pistolpackinfloozy]

Petition to replace King Of New York with a tap dance rendition of Careless Whisper

[musicals-but]

yes

[musicals-but]

newsies but they all all talk like gen z stan twitter

this ask generates a powerful energy I don’t know of yet and i hate it

[musicals-but]

newsies but it’s 2004 and they’re in a boyband called Newsiez (pictures will follow)

[mobeanz]

[musicals-but]

newsies but in all of the songs the melodies are the same but the lyrics are replaced by the script to the bee movie

[musicals-but]

stop ignoring my masterpiece

[musicals-but]

Newsies but instead of a cigar race had a kazoo and race is just maura

this is...beautiful 

[musicals-but]

Newsies but they all look like the cats from the new Cats movie

this is the worst thing to have ever entered my inbox. i hate it.