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DNI if you read DNI's

[red-red-spout]

welcome to my blog

^^^^ secret rat

[itscolossal]

The Japanese Mini Truck Garden Contest is a Whole New Genre in Landscaping

[danskjavlarna]

Source details and larger version.

Archival advertisements reveal the trends of their time: here’s my collection of vintage ads.

[toskarin]

do you ever daydream about suddenly losing your ethical background and making your fortune off of inventing something like Runic Astrology

[toskarin]

such norse gods as yggdrasil and the rest of the pantheon

[toskarin]

now, if memory serves, runecasting is a modern extrapolation of what was meant by casting lots, and I don't think I'd call Stephen Flowers an exception to "losing your ethical background and making your fortune off of inventing something like Runic Astrology"

[despazito]

[despazito]

Awesome

[headspace-hotel]

This dog is so inbred holy cow

[headspace-hotel]

I somehow missed that the dog was born literally the day after Charlie Kirk's death, giving the name an appearance of suggesting that Charlie Kirk was reincarnated as an inbred Pomeranian.

The way Americans attempt to show reverence and honor gives disrespect and blasphemy a run for their money.

[cloverandcrossbones]

Standing on the Rock of God is listed as both their parent and great grandparent. Black Gold is both their great grandparent and great great grandparent.

This dog's family tree is a bush.

[arcticbats]

shitty brazilian karkat

cadê o fandom de homestuck brasileiro 👀👀👀

[peoplegettingreallymadatghosts]

Do you actually have a person in mind anon or is this all just hypotheticals

[peoplegettingreallymadatghosts]

For the notes:

No it’s not koi herpesvirus you piece of shit stoner it’s Incel for Kissless Hugless Virgin

Hylic, noun:

[michaeldeforge]

bicycling

[blessyouhawkeye]

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

[t34-mt]

2026 reference for Morang (part 1) work clothes worn when collecting animals the sea side rocks and tide pools.

Whale ticks will wash up in bulks. And maanul children have been prone to picking them up because of their large size and somewhat "funny" orb appearance. Unless they're washed up dead, the whale tick will flap its flippers when disturbed, usually creating a slight slapping sound as it hits itself due to how engorged they are, as well as flashing the yellow underside of said flippers. It is usually enough to scare off predators, or the sophonts fledglings into at least dropping them.

The opposite may occur, where the children will bother the Oiwi more, because they want to see it react and do its thing again. It may result in death by exhaustion if they're relentless enough.

Bonus of fledgling Morang hopping after Monmartre while holding a tick, Monmartre is running away in fear because of parasites, she also believed (like many) that the tick would latch onto her and turn her into a dry raisin. In reality, the chances of an adult whale tick attaching to a maanul are extremely low, mostly because it would not work.

Also morang redesign is here, but the clothes dont show much of it

[taxus-fraud]

Hey guys, my opponent just fused their entire side of the board into a gestalt entity, which is currently dissecting and calcifying my pieces such that they fit into its twisted vision of an eternal, perfect state of the universe. What's the best counter in this situation?

[innerchildabortionclinic]

just once I want one of those street interview manosphere guys to approach me so I can give an insane response, go viral, start selling merch, start a crypto rugpull,

[innerchildabortionclinic]

the lack of ethnics cancel out like PEMDAS and it's a valid career path

[despazito]

really loving this fake AI scandal of trump secretly meeting with the volturi

[despazito]

[pissvortex]

BREAKING: Trump Has Allegedly Signed The White-Gold Concordat And Is In League With The Thalmor 😳🚨

[contemptible-scoundrel]

you have been banned from participating in r/candy for the following post: vegetables are underrated as fuck if you believe this to be a mistake, please contact the moderation team.

[toskarin]

[despazito]

Today the texas GOP convention paraded around a real elephant and it rightfully took a massive piss on the floor.

[despazito]

I tried to find out where the hell they sourced an entire elephant from. Her name is Paige, she is in her 40s or 50s and is privately owned by a circus family that rents out elephant rides for parties and festivals. They seem to operate under two names, the East Texas Elephant Experience models itself ambiguously as a sanctuary type facility that offers direct contact with guests and circus style trick shows, and as late as 2025 they tour their elephants cross country to give rides at ren fairs under the name Trunks and Humps Inc. Multiple videos of bullhook usage. I was gonna say it looks like they only use blunt batons on the "sanctuary" grounds and hooks on tour but no it looks like bog standard bullhooks in both operations.

it's very hard to catch because the staffs hands are GLUED to covering up that end of the stick when not in use, almost like they don't want people seeing it lol.

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[aflo]