Taskmaster (UK) Season 4 Sentence Starters
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Your friend misled charity, and as a result, some people have perished.
It's like someone choreographing a ballet and then, coming out onto the stage afterwards, taking a shit.
I don't think I want your dirty on my cups.
I think I'm just angry at you because you have your whole life ahead of you.
What do you define as juice?
I love you and I love my wife equally.
He's got hair, hasn't he?
Who doesn't like a breadglove?
She thought for a bit, which is sometimes a useful thing to do.
I spent my whole time taking my pants off and putting them back on.
That is the sort of hiding place that my niece would choose. She's five.
They're not all chickens right?
Everything he's brought has been universally judged to be shit.
Yes, it's been said, by you, just then.
It's cheeky isn't it, like baby dinosaurs.
There is an unfortunate amount of my flesh in this one.
Friendship is truth.
I think if I put it into words, the beauty would be diminished.
That is some pretty Las Vegas shit.
You are out of the magic circle.
Where I come from, you can scoop them up in a bucket.
I know what all the words mean, but together, I find them confusing.
If only I had sharper scissors, I could've put more of the camel through the gap.
I didn't take your virginity, it just sort of fell out.
Would you like to see me looking for women?
We were doing handshakes, which are like milkshakes but handier.
The ol' classic dickhand.
You've drawn a multi-colored kidney.