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Fuck It! My Immortal Sentence Starters!

Taken from here and slightly edited for rp purposes. General warning for some fuckery.

“I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white.”

“I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie!”

“I’m a goth.” In case you couldn’t tell.

“I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there.”

“It’s snowing and raining so there’s no sun---which I’m very happy about.”

“A lot of preps are staring at me.” Puts up middle finger at them.

“Is it good? Please tell me, fangz!”

“Preps, stop flaming ma story!”

“Do you like __?”

“No I so fucking don’t!”

“Good Charlotte is having a concert in Hogsmeade.”

“Oh. My. Fucking. GOD! They’re my favorite band, besides MCR.”

“What the fucking hell?”

“He put his thingie in my you-know-what.”

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS.”

“The only reson he swor was bcuz he had a headache!”

“You ludacris fools!”

“Why would you do that you ludacris dunces?”

“BECAUSE I LOVE HER”

“Fine. Very well. Go up to your rooms.”

“My name is ___ but people mostly call me Vampire these days.”

“Why?”

“Because I like the taste of human blood.” Giggles.

“Well, I’m a Vampire.” 

“Dark misery was in his depressed eyes.”

“She is very haunted and depressed about it.”

“Since she has converted to Satanism she is now Slytherin now not Griffindoor.”

“He dumped me because he liked Britney, the stupid preppy fucker.”

“I felt bad for him even though I’m a sadist so I stopped.”

“I hath telekinesis.”

“We call him Diabolo now.”

“You might think I’m a slut but I’m really not.”

“How fucking could you--you--you--fucking poser muggle bitch!”

“I started crying tears of blood.”

“Abra Kedavra!”

“What do you know? You’re just a little Hogwarts student!”

“I MAY NOT BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT! BUT I’M ALSO A SATANIST!”

“I thought you didn’t have the scar anymore?”

“I do but Diabolo changed it into a pentagram for me.”

“Fuck off. You know I fucking hate the color pink anyway, and I don’t like fucked up preps like you.”

“Imo noto okayo!”

“You look Kawaii, girl.”

“STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!”

“Allah Kedavra!”

“Rid my sight you despicable preps!”

“Snaketail, what are thou doing?”

“It’s so unfair! Why can’t I be ugly or plain like da other girls!”

“Im too good at many things!”

“WHY CAN’T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT’S A FUCKING CURSE!”

“So I guess ur a prep or a Cristina or a what now?”

“OK then I guess I will have to.”

“___ are you a PREP?”

“Hey bitch you look Kawaii.”

“U moronic idiots!”

“What a fucking poser!”

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PART I. of SENTENCE STARTERS based on Heathers: The Musical     contains themes of: underage drinking, smoking & suicide (played lightly in the show)

1. BEAUTIFUL 

“I believe I'm a good person.”

“I think that there's good in everyone.”

“This is the Thunderdome.”

“Hold your breath and count the days, we're graduating soon.”

“But I know, I know, life can be beautiful.”

“If we changed back then, we can change again.”

“We can be beautiful...”

“Just not today.”

“Get away, nerd.”

“What did you say to me, skank?”

“My best friend since diapers.”

“I’m sorry, are you actually talking to me?”

“You're a high school has-been waiting to happen. A future gas station attendant.”

“No discernible personality, but her mom did pay for implants.”

“She is a mythic bitch.”

“I’d like them to be nicer.”

“That would be beautiful.”

“That is an excellent forgery.”

“I crave a boon.”

“Shut up __”

“Sorry ___”

“Ya know? This could be beautiful.”

“You hope, you dream, you pray and you get your way!”

“And when you’re beautiful, it’s a beautiful frickin’ day!”

2. CANDY STORE

“Are we gonna have a problem?”

“You got a bone to pick?”

“I’d normally slap your face off.”

“I’m feeling nice.”

“I like maxin’ dad’s credit card.”

“I like buying stuff they cannot.”

“Step into my candy store.”

“It’s time for you to prove you’re not a loser anymore.”

“If she had your chance, she’d leave you to rot.”

“You just have to prove you’re not a pussy anymore.”

“You can live the dream, or you can die alone.”

3. FIGHT FOR ME

“Holy shit! Holy shit!”

“So who might you be?”

“Could you face the crowd?”

“Could you hold my hand?”

“It’s fine if you don’t agree.”

“I would fight for you.”

“Would you fight for me?”

“You can punch real good.”

“You’ve lasted longer than I thought you would.”

“Wanna fight for me?”

4. FREEZE YOUR BRAIN

“It’s only a matter of when.”

“I don’t learn the names.”

“I live for that sweet frozen rush.”

“Freeze your brain.”

“Get lost in the pain.”

“Happiness comes when everything numbs.”

“Who needs cocaine?”

“Does your mommy know you eat all that crap?”

“I learned the world doesn’t owe you a cent.”

“The sky’s gonna hurt when it falls.”

“Better start building your walls.”

“Fight pain with more pain.”

“Try it.”

5. BIG FUN

“Dad says act your age.”

“You heard the man, it’s time to rage!”

“Drink, smoke, it’s all cool!”

“It’s time for big fun!”

“You’re doing it wrong!”

“I feel great!”

“___ you’re looking good tonight.”

“Hey, is that weed? I want a hit.”

“Way to show maturity!”

“Quit it jackass, get off of me.”

“I didn’t need you help.”

“I can’t believe you actually came.”

“I brought sparkling cider!”

“Coming here took some guts--time to rip them out.”

“Are you trying to poison me?”

“People wouldn’t hate you so much if you acted normal.”

“We’re up til dawn.”

“Why are they surprised?”

6. DEAD GIRL WALKING

“I don’t have to stay and die like cattle.”

“I could change my name and ride up to Seattle.”

“I'm a dead girl walkin'!”

“What are you doing in my room?”

“You know, it’s cause you’re beautiful.”

“You say you’re numb inside, but I can’t agree.”

“So the world’s unfair, keep it locked out there.”

“That works for me!”

“How’d you find my address?”

“Make this whole town disappear.”

7. THE ME INSIDE OF ME

“Believe it or not, I knew about fear.”

“I knew the way loneliness stung.”

“The world, it held me down.”

“No one thinks a pretty girl has feelings.”

“I am more than shoulder pads and makeup.”

“No one sees the me inside of me.”

“You’re making me sound like Air Supply!”

“This has to be good enough to fool the cops.”

“There’s a suicide note.”

“They wouldn’t dare look into my eyes.”

“Just underneath was a terrified girl, who clings to her pillow and cries.”

“They’ve left me a myriad of scars.”

“Our children are dying!”

“This is the loveliest suicide note I’ve ever read.”

“Maybe I can help the world by leaving.”

“I never knew about her pain.”

“We’re breaking through!”

“Holy crap this is awesome!”

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SENTENCE STARTERS based on WOODKID’S The Golden Age

1. THE GOLDEN AGE

“Boy we're running free”

“No I would not believe, that the light could ever go”

“But the golden age is over.”

“Did you ever dream we'd miss the mornings in the sun?”

“Water freezes, the wind blows.”

“The golden age is over.”

2. RUN BOY RUN

“This world is not made for you.”

“ Running is a victory.”

“ This race is a prophecy.”

“Tomorrow is another day and you won't have to hide away.”

“But for now it's time to run, it's time to run!“

“Run, boy/girl, run!”

3. THE GREAT ESCAPE

“Tell me that we'll always be together.”

“I feel that we are meant to be more than the shadows of each other.”

“We're free, so what is fate to say how things are gonna turn out now?”

“This rage will lead us through the burning plains.”

“If storms are breaking over great escapes, ___, we'll find how to make it with the rain.”

“ Can't you see that we're dead until we wake up?”

“All your dreams are about to happen now.”

“We are racing to the break of dawn.”

4. BOAT SONG

“We packed our bags and said farewell.”

“We threw our hearts into the sea—forgot all of our memories.”

“The sea was rough and felt unknown.”

“The wind is sweet and smells of home.”

“Will we be blown off course?”

“Are we instruments of fate?”

“Do we really have a choice?”

5. I LOVE YOU

“ We are shining in the rising sun.”

“I am softly watching you.”

“Oh boy/girl, your eyes betray what burns inside you.”

“Whatever I feel for you, you only seem to care about you.”

“Is there any chance you could see me too?”

“Is there anything I could do, just to get some attention from you?”

“As we were dancing in the blue, I was synchronized with you.”

“Cause I love you.”

“In the waves I've lost every trace of you.”

6. THE SHORE

“I walked all day along the shore.”

“I drown my pain in alcohol.”

“I was made for loving you.”

“I guess you ought to know the truth.”

“I wonder what I am made for.”

“Nothing's stronger than me and you.”

“I spend my days without you now.”

“The sky doesn’t look that blue.”

“My life is full of wine and gold.”

“It’s not worth it without you.”

“Just like my bed, my heart is cold.”

7. GHOST LIGHTS

“Everything I liked is about to fade.”

“If in the hands of gods you have lost your way.”

“I will never fall down.”

“No matter what it takes, I'll try to save the ghost lights!”

“I will never feel down.”

“No traces remain of the sunny days.”

“Without you, I can't stand the sound of the rain.”

8. STABAT MATER

“Hey, do you recall when the war was just a game?

“Hey, when will I see you again if I go?

“Hey, how could we be close again?”

“Do you still braid some flowers in your hair?”

“Will the perfume of the daisies remain?”

“Now the fire's in the way.”

“The past is sucked by quicksands I'm afraid.”

9. CONQUEST OF SPACES

“By a black hole of vanity, there blossoms the age of greed.”

“Fragments of memories are drifting away from me.”

“I’m  reaching the point of tears.”

“I'm ready to start the conquest of spaces.”

“Come with the night.”

“It’s science of fighting.”

“Love dies silently.”

10. WHERE I LIVE

“I've never seen the Northern Lights.”

“I've never seen the snow.”

“I ignore the ocean's flow.”

“Where I'm born is where I'll die.”

“My children left on a cold night.”

“My child left on a cold night.”

“Kids want a better place to grow.”

“I tried to be strong.”

“No matter how wise I was, I feel wrong.”

“I'm waiting for the sun.”

“I'll never reach the truth of lies.”

“I’m watching my flowers grow.”

11. IRON

“A million miles from home, I'm walking ahead.”

“The snow burns my hands.”

“I'm frozen to the bones.”

“I am a soldier on my own.”

“I don’t know the way.”

“I'm ready for the fight and fate.”

“From the dawn of time to the end of days—I will have to run away.”

“I’m walking away.”

“I want to feel the pain and the bitter taste, of the blood on my lips again.”

12. THE OTHER SIDE

“I heard a whisper on my shoulder pretending that life is worth the fight.”

“Can you hear the song of thunder?”

“I remember cheering from towers.”

“Those days are dying in the dark.”

“I was shaped for the fury.”

“Now I pay the price.”

“I was promised the glorious ending of a knight.”

“The crown is out of sight.”

“I have lost the force to fight.”

“I’ll see you on the other side.”

“Only in the arms of restless anger, will end the story of a soldier in the dark.”