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A blog where I post crossover things. Like headcanons and stories and fanart!

[equalistmako]

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[damianmcgintleman]

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

[equalistmako]

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

[prokopetz]

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

[snickerslizard]

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

[prokopetz]

Yes.

[iguanamouth]

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god theres art

[tediousfeline]

@altadude you know what must be done.

[altadude-deactivated20190418]

[lesbopsappho]

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

[magickspills]

I apologize to all my followers for this

[watfordwallflower]

if i had to read this you do too

[quinintheclouds]

I have a hate-hate relationship with this

[theepitomeofamess]

………

[anony-phangirl]

Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Tis the season bitches

[theresneverenoughfandoms]

DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN

[logan-exe]

Why is this on my dash?

[princeanxious]

…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.

[randomslasher]

You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance. 

[chooseyourmusehasmoved]

“maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance” is an incredibly profound quote and I did NOT expect to get it from a Grinch x Tony the Tiger post

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so i’ve decided to make this happen actually

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

CHAPTER 2 IS OUT

[kaillou66]

This is actually an amazing fic, I highly recommend :3

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh yeah, everyone’s actually super angry at how well-written it is

and my personal favorite: “I wish you all the best, but I do hope you one day suffer for your sins”

[go-drink-the-kool-aid-deactivat]

@zelsbels-official

[hellspawndoodles]

Merry Christmas, everyone.

[wild-mare-of-prosecution]

That time of year again.

[welcometocrosscity]

FUCK you guys, I’m coming back from the dead to announce that this is canon in the Cross City multiverse.

[welcometocrosscity]

William was way less stoic when he was younger. ESPECIALLY around his wife. You have no idea how much I love my wife juice this man drinks

[welcometocrosscity]

I just realized I’ve been misspelling the abbreviation for the Horribly Unethical Children’s Entertainment Club. It’s supposed to be hucec, not hecec. Fuck me

[welcometocrosscity]

Asking for elaboration on the William being trans post, I’m curious now

THANKS FRIEND. I WILL NOW ELABORATE

SO. William. Little baby William realized he was trans at age 14, but didn’t come out until around 19 because this is the 70s and they weren’t nice. Due to this, it was incredibly difficult, near impossible even, to legally change his gender markers and name. He did have his supportive friend, Henry, who had been friends with him since childhood, but unfortunately, he still had to best his greatest enemy: the State Of Utah.

So, he left for a while. He was frustrated and, as he tends to be, too stubborn to just give up and wait for protests to work. He didn’t leave the state, he left the franchise, disappearing into Cross City for a while. He came back after a few weeks, and returned to his normal life in FNaF Utah with all legal documents necessary to claim he is a man named William. Where did he get them? No idea! To this day, it is unclear how William does it, but he basically couldn’t be denied at this point. He even did (poorly but shh) his own top surgery while out, so chest-b-gone. And if anybody tried to physically deconfirm his gender, he would just glare at them and it’d be enough to scare any doctors away. (Remember, the Afton Family Death Glare)

So now William has master forgery abilities. And he didn’t stop using those abilities there. When  Alex, someone he had a crush on, came out as a trans woman, he surprised her by disappearing for a weekend and bringing back her own legal documents (and promptly got proposed to). When Henry said “Man, Joey is turning out to be kind of a crackhead, I wanna start a new business with you William,” he dropped by his house three days later saying “So we now own a large building in Hurricane. What business would you like to do?” and they started working on Freddy’s together. 

It just went uphill from there. But also downhill. Along with being able to secure legal facts to benefit his friends and those he cares about, he also forged fake police evidence and fake alibis. Nobody could confirm that William was a criminal, because every time they tried, he’d just gesture to the forged evidence, and nobody could find a leak in it to disprove it. It was nothing but words against his own. He never even got caught for any of it.

Well,, not by the police at least.

And, there you have it! William being trans is what motivated him to learn how to gaslight the government.

[welcometocrosscity]

The Afton family are all capable of the most intimidating death glare known to mankind. Michael included, but his horrible anxiety means he never does it.

[welcometocrosscity]

William being trans is why he is scarily successful. Will elaborate if asked.

[welcometocrosscity]

Behold: the Horribly Unethical Children's Entertainment Club! Not their official group name, but all the following characters were buddies at some point, and any kids they may have had were friends at the time too. Such a shame they all suffered

-William Afton

-Henry Emily/Stein

-Joey Drew

-Atie Schrader

-Elliot Ludwig

-Laith Pierre

-The Stan Twins (ik they don't have horribly unethical children's entertainment companies but they get to be here shhh)

I will reblog and add any old men I need to

[welcometocrosscity]

New additions!

-Ford Cruller

-Rick Sanchez

[welcometocrosscity]

SORRY FOR NO CONTENT YESTERDAY </3 HAVE DOODLES I DID WHILE WAITING FOR LAUNDRY. BILL CIPHER IS THE MAIN ANTAGONIST OF THIS AU

[welcometocrosscity]

To elaborate on the last post: Bendy and the Ink Machine used to be two different franchises, before Joey yanked Bendy into a novel about an animator, where Joey originated. It went well at first, Bendy was peaceful, but Joey wasn't satisfied. He went harder.

[welcometocrosscity]

Ford:

[welcometocrosscity]

Behold: the Horribly Unethical Children's Entertainment Club! Not their official group name, but all the following characters were buddies at some point, and any kids they may have had were friends at the time too. Such a shame they all suffered

-William Afton

-Henry Emily/Stein

-Joey Drew

-Atie Schrader

-Elliot Ludwig

-Laith Pierre

-The Stan Twins (ik they don't have horribly unethical children's entertainment companies but they get to be here shhh)

I will reblog and add any old men I need to

[welcometocrosscity]

Alex from Minecraft is William's wife. She ended up disappearing shortly after Elizabeth was born, getting stranded in Minecraft (since she appeared AFTER Steve did, he was already in Minecraft at that point). William didn't take the disappearance well.

[welcometocrosscity]

Everybody in Cross City is bisexual unless otherwise stated

[welcometocrosscity]

The imposters from Among Us are the same species as The Thing.

[welcometocrosscity]

There's a phenomenon present in characters from things like Eddsworld, Dream SMP, and even Andrew Hussie in Homestuck: muses. Self insert characters have a special connection to their real life counterparts, they're a part of them. If the person leaves the project (or, even worse, passes away), the character will gain a hole in their soul that's incredibly difficult to fill. Like a part of yourself just walked away. All characters cope with this feeling differently, but it usually causes great emotional and mental damage. Tord, due to how long he's been in this state, is probably one of the characters handling it the best.

[welcometocrosscity]

Inspired by @katelynntheg, Julius the Cat is Cartoon Cat. One of the many examples of how neglect can mentally fuck with a character, physically if they're desperate enough to become a sensation again. People love horror after all, right?

[welcometocrosscity]

All AUs of Sans know each other. They jokingly refer to themselves as the Sans Council.