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[all4oneone4all]

Happy 10 Year Anniversary to BBC's The Musketeers 🎉

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Porthos: There's no way he likes me back

Athos: Aramis would throw himself in front of a moving car for you

Porthos: Aramis would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun

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Athos: I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of this one

Aramis, reloading his gun: Manslaughter it is

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Treville: Aramis, may I speak with you for just a moment?

Aramis: Ooo, someone is in trouble

Aramis: It's me. I don't know why I did that

[narcoticwriter]

I don't care what anyone says about this, but Athos is the best character in The Three Musketeers. You will not change my mind.

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Aramis: It's time for Plan B

Porthos: We have a Plan B?

Aramis: No, but it's time for one

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Aramis: I was hoping when I met my soulmate that they would stop me from doing dumb shit

Aramis: Unfortunately Porthos doesn't try to stop me. He just waits and laughs at me when things go wrong

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Athos: I said don’t be seen!

Porthos, rigging up 300 pounds of explosives: No, you said leave no trace.

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Aramis: Don’t be so pessimistic. It’ll affect team morale

Athos: What? And getting us blown up won’t?

Porthos: Only very, very briefly

[nie-narzekam]

Chaos & Mayhem, at your service.

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Aramis, putting his hands over Athos' eyes: Guess who!

Athos: It's either Aramis or the cold, clammy hands of death

Aramis, pulling his hands away: It's Aramis!

Athos: Dammit

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Porthos: the real secret to immortality? Not dying. You want to be immortal? Okay. Easy. Just don't die. That's it. Refuse to die. There you go.

D'Artagnan: but-

Porthos: but how? you may ask? That's easy. Just don't do it. Refuse to. Say "No thanks"

Athos: *nodding*

Aramis: he's right, it works

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Athos: the feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why

*red guard bursts into the room*

Athos: that 's right, I was getting chased

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Porthos: if there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back

Aramis: of course. I can't flip this table by myself

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*Aramis and Porthos sitting in jail together*

Porthos: so who do we call?

Aramis: I'd call Athos, but I feel safer in jail

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D'Artagnan: what do you think Porthos will use for a distraction?

Athos: he'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do

*building explodes and disappears in a ball of fire*

Athos: ... or he could do that

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D'Artagnan: *is hugging Athos*

Aramis: hey! It's my turn to hug him!

Aramis: *grabs Athos*

Porthos, kicking down the door: what do you mean, "yOuR tUrN"? We agreed now is my time slot!

D'Artagnan: no, it's still my turn!

Athos, trying to keep his calm: guys, I love you, but just because I'm the smallest doesn't mean you can be hugging me constantly!

D'Artagnan: but we need the moral support!

Porthos: and you are small! Which is endearing!

Aramis: if I don't hug you right now I think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning!

Athos, close to tears: well- I, I guess