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i just drunk stumbled into my home… to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..

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And this is how Athos and d’Artagnan met and fell in love.

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Yes! Head-cannon accepted!

(817):

Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.

#athos #the musketeers #bbc #musketexts #texts from last night #A queue? No

(972):

I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.

#Porthos #aramis #portamis #the musketeers #bbc #musketexts #texts from last night #A queue? No

(410):

I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?

#D'Artagnan #the musketeers #musketexts #bbc #texts from last night #A queue? No

(908):

can we drink soon

(732):

I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night

#aramis #athos #aramis x athos #the musketeers #musketexts #texts from last night #A queue? No

(858):

I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.

#constance #constance bonacieux #the musketeers #musketexts #texts from last night #A queue? No

(386):

Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.

#Porthos #aramis #D'Artagnan #portamis #the musketeers #musketexts #texts from last night #A queue? No

(406):

I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye

#Porthos #aramis #portamis #the musketeers #bbc #musketexts #A queue? No

(617):

For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between

#aramis #D'Artagnan #athos #the musketeers #bbc #musketexts #texts from last night #A queue? No

(605):

i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..

#aramis #athos #bbc #the musketeers #texts from last night #musketexts #A queue? No

Holy cow!

Almost 700 followers! Thanks guys! Sorry I haven’t been very active on here lately. I just graduated college and I’ve been working my summer job. I just filled the queue so there will be some more Texts from the Garrison shortly.

#update

(248):

Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated

#aramis #athos #the musketeers #bbc #musketexts #A queue? No

Holy crap!

619 followers!!! What??? You guys are awesome! Sorry for not posting, but it's getting close to finals for me. I'll fill up the queue by the weekend. Promise! ❤️

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