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@muslimsimmer
if you’re reading this
a lump sum of money is on the way to you
it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?
It Works the money is on its way!
Need this.
Of course
It worked tho
I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.
ENERGY
Bro she said “I didn’t do anything” lol now imagine if there was no evidence. By default little black girl goes to jail.
I’m him
She had on her invisible White Privilege body armor. She’s just surprised those pops got through.
forever reblog
CHECK!!!
Word…..
Aleah: I’m going out for brunch Juanita and some of her friends.
Warren: Y’all are really hitting it off. Are you taking Nikki?
Aleah: NO, Here’s a crazy Idea you spend time with your daughter instead of you trying to weasel your brother out of his bar.
Warren: I spend time with her!
Aleah: First Never raise your voice at me again. Second, No you’ve been really distant lately. I understand you were unhappy with what your father left you in his will but taking it out on Blake isn’t going to make you feel better. Your father knew exactly what he was doing when he passed away and gave his children what they needed. So instead of passing on you daddy issues on to our daughter how about you take her out to a park today. I love you.
Juanita: I can’t handle the fact you've been here all night talking to me.
Blake: It’s even crazier that my mother was right, Don’t ever tell her I said that i’ll never live it down.
Juanita: My lips are sealed.
Blake: Speaking of lips, What happened to yours?
Juanita: It’s long story, That I hate telling other people.
Blake: Well here’s my number in case I stopping just other people.
@gremlinsims Happy birthday mama
Thanks for all the love you've given me and the advice. Thanks endlessly making me laugh. Thank you for dealing with my endless complaining and my constant need to complement you. Thanks for always showing your support for my page no matter how long of a hiatus I'm on. Happy Birthday MOMA!!!! I Love you to the moon and back!!!! I'm excited to hear about all the amazing things you do today! 💕❤️❤️ p.s Sorry mine is late
@gremlinsims When it's your mom's birthday and you haven't told her you love her or gave her all the love she deserves
Blake: I’m sorry for my mom, she’s pretty pushy. My dad always said that he never proposed she just told they were getting married and he agreed.
Juanita: OMG! I could totally see her doing that. When we met the first thing she told me was we we’re gonna be family. Ever since then she been pushing you on me. Her crazy son blake. Did you really set a trash can on fire when you were 10?
Blake: What was I supposed to do it was in front of me, so I set it aflame.
Juanita: So nothing has changed you’re still a loose canon? Wow way to grow up.
Blake: well Allie told me that you’re only friends are her, my mom, a dog named cow, and my best friend’s wife.
Juanita: Oh you don’t wanna hear the stories Allie told me about you. You dry humped a stuffed monkey with a nerf sword and your dad caught you.
Blake: I heard you sat in your classroom and talked to yourself every lunchtime.
Blake: You look nice in yellow.
Juanita: Thank-you, may ask why you got in a fist fight with your Warren tonight.
Blake: He’s an asshole and exactly what to say to push my buttons.
Juanita: What did he say to you?
Blake: He made a comment about our dad.
Juanita: Our? Warren is your brother? Oh So you’re Blake.
Blake: Yeah. Who are you by the way.
Juanita: I’m Juanita, I’m friends with your mom and younger sister. Also Alicia has been flirting with me all night.
Blake: Allie was right you are cute.
Juanita: Look your face is clean so I’m gonna leave.
Presley: You can’t leave yet Juanita, I made your favorite cake you gotta at least have a slice before you go.
Juanita: nah, I better go I left cow alone all night and I feel bad.
Presley: At Least have Blake walk you home it’s late and I’d blame myself if anything happened to you.
Blake: I’m fine with walking her home.
Juanita: oh, you don’t have to. I can make it home all by myself, I’m a big girl.
Blake: Even a big girl needs a shoulder to cry on every once and awhile.
Presley: You two go and get to know each other. It’ll to yourselves good.
Juanita: Hey! Break it up! This is supposed to be a happy occasion!
Blake: You cut me in the face!!!
Warren: Well don’t throw the first punch when I a glass in my hand, disappointment.
Blake: Do you want want Me to punch you again Freddie Mercury!
Juanita: HEY!!! Someone Get this Man Please!!!
Aleah: Warren get your ass over here !!!
Juanita: You come with me, I’ll clean up your face.
Warren: I wanna talk to you about dad’s Will.
Blake: Warren, really your gonna bring this up again?
Warren: Well you don’t need that bar. If you let me sell it could pay for allie’s college , your kids future, and my kid’s future.
Blake: You know that’s not what matters that was dad’s bar and he gave it to me because he knew you’d pull some shit like this.
Warren: It’s not like you take care it,, your always out of town and it just collecting dust on the dock.
Blake: Look I was going to fix it up once I was ready to come back.
Warren: Just say you don’t want it so I can sell it. You’re being stubborn and stupid.
Blake: Wow name calling I thought you were supposed to be 30.
Warren: It’s just frustrating your letting dad down, just be an ass.
Blake: What’s up kiddo?
Allie: So, you remember my english teacher?
Blake: No, but I’m sure you’re gonna tell me about it.
Allie: Well I invited her tonight, you’ll love her. she’s sweet, smart, funny,and has so many secrets that she won’t tell me.
Blake: Why are you and mom both trying to set me up? Set up Alicia, she seems to be looking for some-one.
Allie: We aren’t focused on her right now it’s your turn to finally be happy.
Blake: I am happy kid. I don’t need a girl to make me happy.
Allie: Look in that direction.
Blake: That’s an odd request but ok….. What am I supposed to be looking for?
Allie: Just look you’ll see it.
Blake: How long am I supposed to be looking?
Warren: Blake I need to talk to you over here.
Allie: Wait Don’t GO!
Blake: Calm Down, I’ll be back.
Warren: Look who should up late again.
Blake: Aww, I didn’t know mom invited Tom Selleck.
Aleah: I told you he’d say that honey.
Blake: Hey, Aleah how are you?
Aleah: I’m fine. I’d love it if you’re brother would shave off that mustache.
Allie: Blake!!!!!!!
Blake : Kid !
Warren: I didn’t get a greeting like that.
Allie: Blake is cooler than you by far. Don’t you have two more men to find for your baby.
Aleah: That’s a tom selleck movie.
Warren: I know.
