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@mutedlucidity
That seems to be somewhat common, these days. Perhaps an amnesia epidemic? I’m somewhat worried—…why on earth were they searching for the Mona Lisa?
People see an art gallery and they think every famous painting they've ever heard of should be there. And when I say no, the Mona Lisa is not here, sorry. They ask me when its due to arrive because, for some reason, they're under the impression the Mona Lisa actually leaves the Louvre.
I know a Magdelena and a Magnolia. Why do I get the feeling you’re speaking of the latter?
That's a yes, then? Small, blonde, can travel in and out of dimensions.
[ Not really a doorstep, if we’re being technical. ]
I’ll pay you five bucks if you pretend you didn’t have to do this, alright?
[ Because what could possibly be worse than leaving your cat outside for the night? Why, accidentally leaving them another dimension. ]
I'm not ten years old. Don't worry about it.
[ He holds the cat out for her (he hates this damn thing, it's gotten fur all over his coat) and winces as the tabby struggles to be free, clawing at the parts of his wrist his sleeves aren't covering. ]
Will says hi, by the way.
…If you do not see the point, I am not going to shoot my own foot.
My name is Honey. Since, it’s a little awkward to talk in your gallery which I shouldn’t be in and not give a name, like a rude person.
I have no reason to alert the authorities. I've determined you're not a threat to the art. That's all that matters, really. I can't go calling in false alarms all the time, they'd never bother to show up.
August.
Unless—?
You wouldn't happen to know a Maggie, would you?
Fun.
Yes. You didn’t call the police yet.
What would be the point?
They take far too long.
Who even wears bow-ties casually, anymore. Unless--
To see if I could do it, what else would be the point.
The guards do their jobs just fine. Human beings are not multitasking machines. Soft shoes and the ability to predict attention span are all you need. It was an excitement, I proved this system could not beat a dedicated psychic. Fun, is the word I’m looking for.
Fun.
That's all?
[ Casually shows up at your doorstep holding a restless cat. ]
Delivery.
Two people today have asked if I could point them in the direction of the Mona Lisa.
It seems they forget we're in London.
That would have been easier, wouldn’t it.
…Bribery would have been so simple. Even though it wasn’t what I was doing. No sir. My method involved lots less bribing and lots more skirting around people looking in a different direction. I wasn’t stealing.
No stealing, no bribing, what's the point.
We're firing all the guards and getting new guards, I've had it, I'm writing a formal letter of complaint to whatever superiors I have--this is getting out of hand. What's the point in having security guards if they just sit around and look everywhere they're not supposed to?
Humour me, what are you hoping to accomplish by breaking in after hours?
laissez les bons temps rouler.
The gallery closed an hour ago, did you bribe one of the guards on your way in?
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