CDawgVA Sentence Starters
♥︎ I may have accidentally reworded some, sorry! ♥︎
♥︎ “So I was shopping online for Christmas presents, for my friends and I, and I encountered two problems.”
♥︎ “I don’t know why I’m buying gifts for friends- I don’t really have, you know.”
♥︎ “First of all speak properly.”
♥︎ “You’re telling me to speak properly?”
♥︎ “You do realize I am a connoisseur in all things English.”
♥︎ “How dare you insult me.”
♥︎ “That’s what you deserve.”
♥︎ “____, I’ve known you all but 5 seconds, and you’re already hurling insults at the way I speak?!”
♥︎ “Get a life?! How about you learn some class?!”
♥︎ “____, you slut, I’m calling you back!”
♥︎ “You know the words.. they sting more than any physical pain ever could.”
♥︎ “What do you accomplish by doing that?”
♥︎ “Haha, no, not today asshole. That tea is for someone else.”
♥︎ “He’s abusing me now?”
♥︎ “Oh my goodness, it is way worse than what I thought.”
♥︎ “Please don’t hang up on me, I have no friends.”
♥︎ “Now ___, I know that you don’t mean that.”
♥︎ “What do you think you’re some kind of Anime Protagonist?! With you’re- you’re secretive laughing?!”
♥︎ “In your language? The language of a peasant?!”
♥︎ “I’m well aware of the language of peasants. And there is no such meaning of fuck off other than to fuck off, ____.”
♥︎ “Now I’m sure that your simplistic brain can understand that.”
♥︎ “Oh no, I don’t think so, you sound just like my type.”
♥︎ “Do you think I give a shit wether you do or don’t?”
♥︎ “Why the fuck did you hang up on me?”
♥︎ “Well that sounds like a fucking great deal for me!”
♥︎ “Hell yeah count me in!”
♥︎ “Pftt, you think I have a wife?”
♥︎ “I spilt milk on the motherfucker.”
♥︎ “I just want to know hot to get the milk of my fucking keyboard.”
♥︎ “You get it, and you could kill a child, by hitting him over the head with it.”
♥︎ “I’m asking you to help me.”
♥︎ “You’re going to rat me out! I can’t have that.”
♥︎ “You see I have selective vision.”
♥︎ “How is that possible?!”
♥︎ “I see the truth and ignore the bullshit, you know.”
♥︎ “That’s preposterous.”
♥︎ “Saying the word child is apparently illegal to you is it?”
♥︎ “That’s not a special, that’s an entree sir.”
♥︎ “This is a terrible restaurant.”
♥︎ “What a bare disgusting remindment of a meal!”
♥︎ “Listen, I apologize for saying your restaurant is garbage.”
♥︎ “You know clearly you have some standards.”
♥︎ “Oh okay, I mean we’ve only just known each other.”
♥︎ “Well you just said you were in love with me or something, that seems kinda weird.”
♥︎ “Yes I’m not in love with you.”
♥︎ “I never said I am in love with you.”
♥︎ “You said you loved me, but it’s whatever.”
♥︎ “Do you think I am an idiot?”
♥︎ “You trying to say that I’m a fucking idiot?”
♥︎ “Are you crazy or what?”
♥︎ “Why the fuck would I do that?”
♥︎ “For real now this is dumb.”
♥︎ “Wanna go on a date, ____?”
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