Princess bee

I M V E G AN

[niyarest]

this will happen to you if you sexualize minors

[dearbisexual]

“lgbt people are allowed to hate religion and u can’t call them out for it”

nah. im allowed to be like, distrustful and wary of and even hate christianity specifically, b/c i come from a christian background. 

that doesn’t mean that 1) im allowed to give lgbt christians grief or 2) im allowed to be islamophobic or antisemitic 

[hiphopfightsback]

Most heroes of progression are never mentioned in history books.

[joey-wheeler-official]

a true hero of the modern era

[tastefullyoffensive]

Best man on the job.

[sloppystyle]

god I wish I was a feral hamster

[goth-aunt]

Scream

[evnw-deactivated20230112]

WHAT

[evnw-deactivated20230112]

[winebarfer-deactivated20170703]

Kermit the Frog, 1977 

[meetmeinthehallway]

great pic of harry styles 2018

[theshitneyspears]

cast noah centineo as ash ketchum you cowards

[packapunchpatrickpaxton]

[fivestarqueer]

Ash is literally 10 years old and fucking Japanese. He should be played by Scarlett Johansson and nobody else

[pietriarchy]

from now on the system is gonna skip from 68 notes straight to 70 just to be safe

[klapollo]

its december third and i just gotta ask all of you one question

[klapollo]

[marisatomay]

my parents……..Were Right

[marisatomay]

if you get home at night after work and discover that the able-bodied quasi-adults who were at home doing nothing but watch netflix all day have not even thought about making dinner or feeding the dogs or taking out the trash or emptying the dishwasher and have left it all for you to deal with then you’re allowed to be Less Than Happy

[bob-belcher]

cards against humanity not only buying part of the U.S border to stop trump from building the wall between the U.S and Mexico but also hiring a law firm specializing in eminent domain with the intent of making it harder and more expensive for the government to build the wall has got to be the boldest move in this stupid simulation we’re living in. not all heroes wear capes

[yancyeet]

People keep saying that Detective Pikachu is going to have the obligatory almost-swear-but-cut-away-last-second joke, and it almost certainly is going to do that

But I can’t stop thinking about the fact that the movie IS PG-13

Meaning they can get away with saying fuck once and keep it PG-13

[tiwaztyrsfist]

Reverse cut-a-way. Detective Pikachu is in a room with normal humans who can’t understand him. He stubs his toe really hard. We get like 30 seconds of very loud angry “Pi pika pika pipipika kakapika pipi-” then the main character walks in and we just hear the deep detective pikachu voice go “-FUCK!”

[valtsv]

calling ur dad “my father” is just the socially acceptable way of saying “my dads a bastard and i hate him”

[gayserblast]

Same goes for ‘My mother’

If you meet someone and they call their parents ‘father’ and ‘mother’ they either were raised in an Amish community or have absolute bastard parents

[trashtv0]

This or just call them by their first name

[yawntyy-deactivated20211113]

Calling parents by their first name either means you killed them and got away with it or are planning to

[thecommonchick]

YAS! 🙌

[imstill-there]

dear person who aggressively stormed into the cubicle next to me and started peeing angrily: are you ok

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i absolutely read this as office cubicle and was trying to figure out what sort of day you had that this was your reaction

[snarkmodeactivate]

listen my man it doesn’t matter how many times you shriek you need a healer I am a delicate little music boy and you need to stay close to get your healing not charging into danger so you better jingle jangle back into the love zone or I’ll push your ass off a cliff

[youngmysticcy]

My first thought was “Bard in D&D”, it took me an embarrassingly long time to realize the OP probably meant Lucio in Overwatch.

[nerdgasrnz]

Bold of you to imply Lucio Correia dos Santos isn’t the bard of Overwatch

[dankmemeuniversity]

[euthymiclurker]

Hades:

Zeus: