neato

im sleepy

[leopoldo-maria-nanti]

[searchsystem]

Seb Janiak / Plastic Dolls / Naomi Campbell / Photography / 2011

[vxxt]

[creedencebuegwaterrevival-deact]

[fluoride-bomb]

where is this who is this powerful man

[evilvillain123456789]

hi could you let me into your house please. i need to strip the copper off of your pipes. so i can sell the metal and get more plastic toys of girls with cat ears.

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

let’s all go out to a walmart parking lot and chisel a name and date of birth and death into a bunch of these things

[zone0neko]

that’s how you get very short zombies to burst out and take over walmart

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

love the implication that headstone height is chosen based on the height of the person

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

love the implication that putting down a headstone makes a body spawn under it

[live-laugh-lurk]

love the implication that zombies have a specific interest in walmart itself and not the people inside

[ratfuck]

take me out to the BALLS game

take me out to the CROTCH

buy me some PENIS and cracker jacks

I don’t care if I ever CUM back

[rainbowgazes-archive]

thos earent the lyrics

[rainbowgazes-archive]

take this down

[vedurnan-archive]

[queenwhiskey]

[queenwhiskey]

the calm before the storm

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

That’s the kind of power walk you see in a man who’s going to slap it more than once

[kol-isha-deactivated20180227]

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

TFW your boyfriend is a 17th Century Catholic vampire who is NOT OVER™ the Glorious Revolution of 1688.

[lunarebane]

Ok i was expecting red flags and shit but I’m not sure what color this flag is but there’s a flag and I’m confused.

[los-ninos-rojos-deactivated2025]

Parque das Garças, by Clara Araújo

[onegianthand]

Star Wars theme park

[solarsyrup]

Mr. Garson sir I love your work but what the living fuck

[ambientbruh]

Odd flex

[briscal]

[nekomato-nekomata-deactivated20]

mosquito on my screen he hasn’t moved in the past 5 minutes

[nekomato-nekomata-deactivated20]

[cungadero]

8th dimensional superbeings doing this shit to me right now

[zimbabwe2007-deactivated2017060]

[unflatteringcatselfies]

he is neither fit nor active.

[underwherequestionmark]

incorrect, he fits in the box and activates my heart with love