SUGAMON COFFEE SHOP AU???????????
(a shit barista, jin would say as yoongi continuously spells everyone’s names wrong and bathes in his own ocean of smug)
“listen here vietnam i don’t care so either take your latte and scatter or you can stay and fight me while my hands are loaded with hot beverages honestly vietnam take your pick”
namjoon’s a (though self-proclaimed) poet and rapper
he’s pretty well known for his instagram and his soundcloud
“namjoon why are you taking a selfie with that plant we’re in public for fucks sake-”
“??????????? aesthetics???????????????”
the cafe yoongi works at suddenly hosts an open-mic
namjoon’s there and he spits freestyle to a kanye west instrumental
yoongi didn’t expect the awkward kid who fumbled through his coffee order to actually be able to rap that well but
yoongi thinks he’s p good
actually he thinks the guy is fucking amazing but he doesn’t want to seem too excited
(namjoon barely got through tall cappuccino but he got through an entire verse of his rap and yoongi is so fucking confused but he takes it because namjoon looks so good up on stage)
namjoon keeps coming back during open nights and continues to go up and spit fire
(yoongi takes up longer shifts to compensate just so he can kip a few hours and just stand in a far corner and watch namjoon on their little stage)
one day he stops rapping and instead sits on a stool and recites long poetry and yoongi’s so in love wow (but only lowkey though)
(actually he realizes it’s pretty high-key when he spells namjoon’s name right on his cup the next day and the taller boy gives him a wide grin)
yoongi tries to persuade jin to stop the open-mics but jin is adamant on continuing them
yoongi is in Deep Shit because wow how to stop falling for boy who can spit fire to yeezus instrumentals with a snapback covering half of his face but can also recite soft rimbaud in a soft sweater on a little stool with his moleskine out
namjoon’s reciting valentine by carol ann duffy when he makes eye contact with yoongi standing at the back of the room
he keeps eye contact and recites the entire poem staring at yoongi
yoongi leaves quickly at the end because wow how not to puke my stomach is going to upchuck itself
namjoon comes by the next day and orders his usual coffee
yoongi writes sand dune on namjoon’s coffee
namjoon takes out his own sharpie and writes on it too
do u know what rhymes with yoongi
“namjoon i don’t have to time to play games i’m still working-”
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