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[mvptodd]

So, I've recently been reminded through my best buddy ever (TikTok) of 2000s Sean Faris existence, and I say all fan artists out there jump on this because?? that's Jason Peter Todd?! He is what I imagine Jason to look like.

I know it's been said before, and I think this was a fan cast at some point (? I need every artist out there to make my dreams come true 🙏 (and if DC could hear my prayers and stop hating him so much by drawing him like an ugly nut sack that often, that would be greatly appreciated too) (Dexter Soy is an outlier who will not be part of this slander, we thank Dexter Soy for his work 🫡)

Peter is one lucky bastard, no wonder he struggles so much. Serves him right. Then again, he looks like THE Tom Holland, so really he cannot be talking.

[luciaintheskyainthi]

Headcannon that Zendaya is just Zendaya in the DC universe

Peter matches the greatest showman or wtvr with Jason like this:

Jason’s the same cuz that’s your ex??

also Stephanie would be the BIGGEST Zendaya fangirl I just know it

love ur fic!!

naw dog that would actually be brutal ☠️☠️ ☠️ Steph would ABSOLUTELY torment him like: "Damn Parker, you fumbled a baddie for THAT??

Meanwhile THAT is currently strong-arming Steph out of the apartment

[mvptodd]

on the same vein, imagine Steph makes them come over to watch a sappy movie for valentine's day or something and everyone unanimously chooses 'Only you'. Peter agrees, since he has never heard of it before, and suddenly he is haunted by seeing both his dead aunt and mentor dating on screen. ☠️ day: ruined.

[spiderboichildofathena]

I love making my Peter Parker as spider like as possible. Like yes, this boy has fangs and is venomous. He was bitten by a black widow depending on which comic you’re going off of. Yes Peter is a cold blooded boy who can’t regulate his temperature and gets really sleepy in the cold. Yes he hibernates. Yes he’s allergic to mint. One thing I’ve personally added is Peter doesn’t digest his food. It fucking melts and dissolves at a rapid rate because spiders have a venom that turns their food into liquid for them to just drink. So the kid has to eat way more just to sustain himself. Feel free to give me spider related ideas for this freak.

[mvptodd]

I always thought he was bitten by a tiger spider (hence MJ and Gwen calling him "tiger" in most, if not all, iterations) so, following this concept, I've always wanted to see Peter having tiger stripes on his back and arms (maybe legs too), just like tiger spiders do. It would not affect him on the slightest, just make him look 100 times cooler. Just imagine some vitiligo stripes shaped like tiger ones.

Like, what if his suit gets damaged in a broadcasted battle, and basically everyone that knows him just discovers who he is by the very distinct vitiligo.

[mvptodd]

woah been a minute since I posted here. Anyway.

I just had a vision.

ECM!Spideyhood, but make it a Tangled AU.

That's it. That's the post.

(NO IT ISN'T OMG, CAN YOU IMAGINE! the possibilities!! Like...let's pretend Peter has yet to have his Azula moment™ and he still has long hair, for the sake of the imaginery. Just.. what if the cult thing was slightly more spot on? and he was deadass trapped there until Jason, as Red Hood, finds him there because he was looking for some clues on a Gotham villain/case or something?

Let's picture Peter using his webs, instead of his hair, to let his version of mother gothel in (perhaps Richard or Mary Parker? cause I've seen many fics who make them be evil scientists and I just can't help but love the concept of a Parker being straight up evil. )

Imagine:

"For the record, I like Jason Todd much better than Red Hood." "Well, then, you'd be the first, but thank you.")

(Edit: No because another vision has come to me.

What if the reason his parents, or whoever evil guy we want to hate on today, maybe even MYSTERIO. omg. Just gaslighting him and making him believe Jason is not real and that he wants to hurt him or something. And Jason, well versed in tricks and hallucinations thanks to lovely lady Gotham, just punts his ass to the moon mid evil-rant. Okay, let's get back on track.

WHAT IF the reason they keep him is because of his healing factor? like mother Gothel does in the movie. . OR. omg (and I'll be getting a bit away from the MCU here and imagine it's another Peter, but with Harry instead of Ned) NORMAN OSBORN!! Just how cool would it be if Norman was the one needing Peter's healing factor to cure a very ill Harry Osborn? Just how he used Venom in the insomniac games to keep him alive. Like.... the possibilities are endless!)

Imagine Peter's bite cures people. And he bites Jason, as one does, and Jason is Freaked Out™ but also very much Freaked In (if you get my meaning...)

That's all, thank you for coming.

[mvptodd]

Someone let Peter have Twitter please. Or Tumblr. I'll take Tumblr. Just let him be the most annoying version of himself PLEASE.

I have a whole lot more of these bad boys at the ready. The obsession has taken a dire turn. I cannot escape them.

[mvptodd]

I feel like I have to say it. If those two little assholes don't get with the program and start kissing already sometime soon you will be seeing me on the news. This is not a drill. What this deranged (read: lovely) author is doing is SICK and TWISTED. The slow burn is killing my soul. @luciaintheskyainthi why must you torture us like this

[luciaintheskyainthi]

[technolesbiana]

PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY!!!!!!!!!!

[luciaintheskyainthi]

I HAVE HTE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE

[mvptodd]

I feel like I have to say it. If those two little assholes don't get with the program and start kissing already sometime soon you will be seeing me on the news. This is not a drill. What this deranged (read: lovely) author is doing is SICK and TWISTED. The slow burn is killing my soul. @luciaintheskyainthi why must you torture us like this

[mvptodd]

Now that Peter can, indeed, summon an army of spiders, do you guys think he looks back to that one conversation he had with Ned right after he found out, and just start being miserable for the rest of the day thinking about how excited Ned would've been about it and how unfair it is that he will never be able to show him how much he has grown?

It destroys me to imagine Peter using his magic, or accessing the Web and getting such a melancholic look on his face thinking about his guy in the chair and every 'what if' possible. Just, imagine, Peter relentlessly trying to search for Ned's new, but still familiar, magic trail even universes away.

(I was just reminded of the look of awe Peter had when he found out Ned could use magic and now I have to make it everyone's problem)

Also, now that Peter has magic too, the both of them could've been a fantastic duo. Trio, even, considering Jason is "a man of magic" too. And that's another thing. How all of them could've been GREAT.

MJ, Ned and Jason would have gotten along SO WELL.

Both MJ and Jason being scary and straightforward literature nerds with dry humour (I'm sensing a pattern here. Anything you might want to share with the class, Peter?), and Ned being even more excitable than Pete...

May would have gone to war for Jason after just one look. Maybe even beaten the Joker up BAD and turn him into a meatloaf, when she got the whole story. And Bruce would be hearing from her very good lawyers, for one reason or another, too.

I am, additionally, dreading the day may 1st comes into view in the ECM calendar. That will be absolutely devastating. Man's gonna have Jason going gray with worry too. The little skunk he has on his hair will expand everywhere. All the talk they have about going gray and growing to have arthritis and cancer will be happening sooner than expected.

[mvptodd]

This just happened to me and I needed to inmortalize it. I was looking for a Spidey pic to put as my pfp. Third pic I click on, this appears underneath. I've trained my Pinterest so well. I feel like a very proud mom 🫶🏼