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texts: ned/mary-jane ( accidental ).
Ned: cartoon characters are cool as fuck.
Ned: that sucks. that just makes me want to buy you a ton of candy just because you're missing out.
Ned: i have never had someone do my makeup before. i mean, why not? lol.
Mary-Jane: almost as cool as comic book characters.
Mary-Jane: i would not say no to candy. i freaking love tootsie pops.
Mary-Jane: i'll take you to sephora, find your shade match lmao.
texts: ned/mary-jane ( accidental ).
Ned: it was a racist remark and a fat joke rolled into one. :\
Ned: no candy? what a rip off. also what's so great about sephora? i went with one of my best friends once and all i got was my arm painted with sparkly shit and lipstick and it smelled like someone dumped 30 perfumes into the floor and rolled in it.
Mary-Jane: oh, shit. well then fuck him. i'm sorry, i'm dumb. i hear cartoon characters and get excited.
Mary-Jane: my mom thinks giving us candy will ruin our teeth. we aren't allowed to have fun.
Mary-Jane: it's a feminine presenting thing. it's like crack to those of us that adore it. i'd totally do your makeup though, ngl. i love doing people's makeup.
texts: ned/mary-jane ( accidental ).
Ned: considering our school bully once called me the love child of wreck it ralph and maui from moana i feel that.
Ned: pretty sure my mom put one in my stocking so we may be good to go. -thumbs up emoji-
Mary-Jane: how's that an insult? maui and ralph are cool as hell.
Mary-Jane: wow, how lucky for us. i got a giftcard for sephora and a few new books/dvds in my stocking.
texts: ned/mary-jane ( accidental ).
Ned: oh no, that's gross and kind of weird. i mean, being the girl-next-door is fine, but applying that stereotype to an actual human being is not okay. i have a friend who gets manic-pixie-dream-girl-ed all the time...well she did prior to getting with her boyfriend but yeah, that was like a frequent thing and i always was uncomfortable on her behalf.
Ned: https://media.giphy.com/media/f6UOUjxj2RY52/giphy.gif
Ned: wow, really?
Ned: holy shit.
Ned: marry me.
Ned: i'm sorry that was weird. lol.
Mary-Jane: people can be so inconsiderate and gross when they're trying to shove us all into their bullshit societal boxes. it gets on my nerves.
Mary-Jane: LMAO buy me a ringpop and we'll talk.
texts: ned/mary-jane ( accidental ).
Ned: let's just say i'm not conventionally attractive and girls probably wouldn't talk to me if my best friend wasn't my best friend.
Ned: actually best friend(s) plural.
Ned: but i mean, hey...if you're into nice guys...not like internet "nice guys" that are actual dicks, but like, real nice guys...and/or star wars, 90's music, and 80's slasher movies than i am your dude.
Ned: noted ;)
Mary-Jane: being conventionally attractive is overrated. if i hear someone calling me 'the girl-next-door stereotype' one more time, i'm gonna scream.
Mary-Jane: i'm sure you're drop dead gorgeous, even if you wouldn't call yourself conventionally attractive.
Mary-Jane: star wars? 90s music? 80s slasher films? i'm swooning.
Mary-Jane: honestly, it's my goal to one day be as badass as general leia organa. until then, i'll just cry and keep building my lego death star in my room.
texts: ned/mary-jane ( accidental ).
Ned: no problem at all.
Ned: i bet it's better than decent.
Ned: oh shit i did give you my full name. oh my god now you can look me up on instagram and facebook shit goddammit why am i an idiot?
Ned: anyway.
Ned: better enjoy this one while it lasts.
Ned: wow, holy shit yeah i was right.
Ned: you're gorgeous. oh my god.
Mary-Jane: i won't look you up if you don't want me to. i don't want to make you uncomfortable.. i say, after i sent you my half-naked body without your consent. smh. i'm sorry again.
Mary-Jane: dfgdg you're sweet. flattery will get you everywhere.
texts: ned/mary-jane ( accidental ).
Ned: no, don't die. it's fine. i'm not going to like, share it or anything. i'm not like that, and again...yeeted out of the apartment window.
Ned: yeah, i mean, it's gross to say but like...your body's beautiful. i bet your face is better though.
Ned: leeds, ned leeds. -sunglasses emoji-
Mary-Jane: thanks, sugar.
Mary-Jane: my face is decent, ig.
Mary-Jane: ooh full names? guess i better be fair. i'm mary-jane watson.
Mary-Jane: - https://data.whicdn.com/images/304223434/large.jpg -
Mary-Jane: threw on a sweater, so, y'know.
texts: ned/mary-jane ( accidental ).
Ned: holy shit.
Ned: sorry, that was disrespectful. my mom would literally yeet me out of our apartment window.
Ned: you're beautiful wow.
Ned: i do not deserve.
Mary-Jane: ... wait, this is so the wrong number. oh my goshh. i'm going to die.
Mary-Jane: ... You think i'm beautiful?
Mary-Jane: nevermind, this is totally the right number because you're sweet. fuck the douchebag it was meant for lmao he's annoying for the most part.
Mary-Jane: what's your name, sweetie? i'm mj.
texts: ned/mary-jane ( accidental ).
Mary-Jane: -picture text-
Mary-Jane: Do I look cute? ;')