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so, which of the davies boys are single now? asking for a friend.
(via confessmessina)
You’ll have better luck with Micah. Next.
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What my kid brother means to say is that we’re charmed and flattered as fuck, but neither of us are really lookin’ right now.
what’s elsie’s problem?
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Hey now. It’s not my place to stick up for her but... that’s enough.
TEXT: GREYSON
Micah: you cut your hair?
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When @greydavies and I first met, he was very adamant in informing me that he had no idea where the salon was. So, of course, I decided to direct him there myself today and introduce him to a pair of scissors! :)
@.rebelmicah: he cut it??
@hjparker: He cut it! It looks lovely, doesn’t it? :)
@.rebelmicah: yeah :)
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When @greydavies and I first met, he was very adamant in informing me that he had no idea where the salon was. So, of course, I decided to direct him there myself today and introduce him to a pair of scissors! :)
@.rebelmicah: he cut it??
I got a perfectly good cream pie to shove in my brother’s face for his birthday yesterday, but turns out he wasn’t in the mood. So there’s a cream pie goin’ to waste if anyone wants to let me pie them. Or you can eat it. But where’s the fun in that?
TEXT: HERO
Micah: Thanks for takin' care of my brother last night. I know he ain't easy when he's like that. x
.rosefyi:
Oh! Right, he’s the gent from… Back to the Future? Is that correct? Ooh, I think you and I certainly have some very different taste in movies then. Maybe this Autumn of yours is better matched for you, then? Oh, of course not! Horrible taste in movies, but charming all the same. Wonderful! Sounds like a pretty solid plan to me. Though, if you do get into any trouble, it might be wise if I know your name too? You know, in case I ever need to accidentally shred all records of your crimes, or anything of the sort. Hypothetically.
Mhm, surely you’ve seen Back to the Future, righ’? Well, Autumn is m’little movie pal. After makin’ sure Greyson hasn’t stolen some poor bastard’s car, m’first order of business is to watch The Aristocats with her. Shit, I haven’t said m’name, have I? S’Micah, by the way. But let’s hope I won’t be showin’ up in any of your reports - or I’ll be hopin’ y’shred them this time.
.rosefyi:
Yes, I certainly have! Now, quick question- Are you asking if I’ve seen The Frighteners because we’re in New Zealand and you wanted to seem cultural, or is it really your favourite? Either way, a great movie, but a little too weak for my tastes. I like something a little more inclined to keep me up for at least a week. Oh, well, I won’t be calling you an arsehole. You’re quite cute in that funny sort of way, even if we have spent a large portion of this conversation trying to decide whether or not one of us is a secret criminal of sorts. Yes, kinda funny. But no! I’m not. I don’t think so, anyway. But as you can see, I have a tendency of making a mess at work, so it wouldn’t be so terrible if I had a few tricks up my sleeve, would it? I’m just kidding, though. I promise not to get you into any trouble.
Nah, I just really love Michael J. Fox! But like, I love it ‘cause it’s weak. Horror movies are too clever these days with their weird paranormal stuff that doesn’t keep me watchin’. M’glad y’don’t think m’an asshole though. That’s always a relief. Aw, well I can promise y’righ’ back that I don’t plan on gettin’ into any trouble - and I’ll try and make Greyson promise the same.
.rosefyi:
Oh, well I’m very sorry to your friend Autumn. I’m more of a horror fan than a Disney fan though, terribly sorry! Ooh, really? Are you used to people telling you that you’re not cute? And… a disaster. Well, because I have a very serious job in which I have to handle a lot of very important evidence, and just last week I… perhaps accidentally shredded Kenny’s entire report on the break in that he’d just been covering… He’s a darling, so he wasn’t unkind, but I felt dreadfully guilty about it all! Ooh, if he is getting better at not getting caught, do you think you’re more inclined to help him on his endeavors, or help a new friend out with an anonymous tip off? Hypothetically, of course.
Horror, huh? I can dig. M’a big fan of the cheesy ones though. Y’ever seen The Frighteners. That’s m’favourite. Eh, I’ve been known to get called cute, but also an asshole too, so I never know where I’ll stand with people. Y’shredded police shit? Ha! Sorry, that ain’t funny except it kinda is... Are y’jus’ tryna get him into trouble? Or get me into bother for aidin’ and abettin’? S’that the phrase?
.rosefyi:
When you say like fox Robin Hood, are you asking me if my type is foxy? Or are you just asking if I like the Disney movie? Because those could be two very different things. I’ve never seen the movie, so that’s that. Ooh, intimidating? Me? I think you must be the first person on this entire planet to think so, how cute! But I suppose I am, smart, I mean… Though also a bit of a disaster, so that evens it out, right? Hm, no! I haven’t, and now I’m a little disappointed. I haven’t met him, or even heard of him. Which bodes well for you!
M’gonna go for the Disney option, but m’glad we’ve cleared that up. Not that y’should go ‘round spreadin’ the fact that you ain’t seen the Disney one. M’best pal Autumn won’t be best pleased with you. Aw, now you’re callin’ me cute and somehow that’s more intimidatin’! A disaster, why’s that? M’relieved to hear that, and hopin’ that means he’s stayin’ outta trouble and not jus’ gettin’ better at not gettin’ caught.
.rosefyi:
Oh, yes, of course. Duh. Sorry, long day. Though, if you were about to commit a crime then give me a heads up. Not that I condone it, but you’d make my job a lot easier. One of those what? I don’t know, but I promise that I do not get all warm and fluttery over criminals. Not serious ones, anyway… Just the Robin Hood types, naturally! I don’t have a weird interest in criminals! Alright, let’s start again. I’m half asleep, also in dire need of some coffee, and… I work in forensics. Hence the interest. Your brother, though… Does he take a lot of trips down to the station? What’s his name?
I would? Your job involve police or somethin’? ‘Cause y’don’t look like a police officer if that’s alrigh’ to say. Robin Hood, huh? Like... fox Robin Hood? Ah, forensics. That makes sense and makes y’all the more intimidating. Y’gotta be smart as hell to get into that stuff, huh? Thankfully I haven’t heard or him bein’ in the station here yet, but he migh’ jus’ be lyin’ to me. Y’haven’t come into contact with Greyson Davies, have you?
.rosefyi:
What would you want with my attention, oh stranger? Or is that what they do in New York? Do you just… Call out at random hoping that a stranger will come running, is that how you make friends? Sounds exhausting, because then you’re always left with the possibility of standing there looking like a bit silly. Hold on, you’re a criminal? Well, wonderful! We’ll make fast friends, i’m sure. Oh, goodness! Six hours? Well no wonder you’re so keen for some coffee, you must be shattered! No rest for the wicked, hm? Ooh, that’s very cute. Is your brother prone to mischief, in that he requires you as a chaperone?
‘Cause I needed to know where to get the bad coffee! Didn’t we jus’ go over this, sweetheart? I think I jus’ said I wasn’t into crime. M’really worried about why y’seem so eager for me to be though. Y’ain’t one of those whaddaya call ‘ems, are you? Those folks that get all fluttery over criminals? Hybra... hybris... ah, m’sister would know the word, but she ain’t here. S’an understatement! M’surprised y’actually haven’t bumped into him yet what with your weird interest in criminals. Not that he’s a criminal, jus’ like y’said - mischievous.
.rosefyi:
Well, you did, but that was all the yelling combined with my nosiness! Now that I know you’re only after coffee, and you aren’t after committing a crime or putting on a spectacular show I’ll admit i’m a teensy bit disappointed… But no, not from around here. You are the absolute first person I have ever met to be disappointed by good coffee, but I salute you, sir. And it’s perfectly alright, swear away to your hearts content. So, New York, yes? What brings you to washed out Welly?
Maybe that was my plan all along, huh? Not to disappoint you, just to get your attention. M’not so into crime though, this is one of the rarer occasions where I’ve apologised for it! M’sure I’ll adjust to good coffee soon, once the homesickness wears off. Welly ain’t so bad... But I’ve been here for about six hours so... Anyway, m’here to keep an eye on m’little brother.
.rosefyi:
Oh, I don’t think actually yelling ‘Wellington’ will get the ground to open up its mouth and answer you, but worth a shot I suppose? As for bad coffee, I can’t help you there. The Busy Bean is pretty good, there’s an absolutely darling boy in there who serves me my coffee. Very smiley. There is one lovely girl in there that never appears to be doing any work, though, so perhaps she’s your best bet for an absolutely tragic cup of joe. Hm. ‘Cup of Joe’, is that correct?
But it got your attention, even though y’don’t sound like you’re from ‘round here. I like smiley people, luckily. So I’ll try there, even if I end up bein’ disappointed ‘cause I’m gettin’ some fuckin’ fantastic coffee. Sorry, I shouldn’t cuss ‘round folks I’ve just met. I ain’t heard anyone call it that in a while - maybe Manhattan thinks they’re too uppity to say it.
WELLINGTON! What does it take to get crappy coffee ‘round here? I ain’t kiddin’ when I say I already miss New York’s ‘more water than coffee beans’ rule. Crazy, righ’?
@rebelmicah: hope my little bro is ready for a big surprise soon! ;D
