#messinastarter

[srslykit-blog]

BEAU HAS A CRUSH BEAU HAS A CRUSH BEAU HAS A CRUSH

[nvmseth-blog]

Whenever some baby boomer starts wankering on about the ‘evils of technology’, I’m just going to assume it’s because they accidentally sent a nude pic to the iCloud. Because fuck the iCloud! Am I right, baby boomers?

[hbuellis-blog]

Who wants to hang out with a cute florist and get some free pizza? Bennett and I were meant to be having movie night but then someone had to answer a booty call and left the apartment, so now I’m on my lonesome with too many pepperoni deep dishes.

[ffslaura-blog]

My oldest sister’s boyfriend proposed to her but he didn’t go down on one knee so her answer to him was ‘TBD’. Allison can be super harsh at times but I don’t really like her boyfriend so this is kinda funny.

[ughollie-blog]

Sutton and Kara drank their cereal this morning like Belle and the Beast. Here I was thinking I was raising one child, not two.

[aightanna-blog]

Westley helped with a fire today and ended up with a blacker coat than Buttercup. But it was all in the name of hauling a kitten out. That’s m’boy. My normally skittish Homeward Bound boy.

[ftsaaron-blog]

I can’t stop singing Defying freakin’ Gravity and my girlfriend is about to like, kill me. I totally need a blonde photographer from Maine to take the blame, so can she step the eff up?

[jsykjimmy-blog]

‘Welcome To The Family’ by Little Big Town may seem mighty unrealistic, but it sure as hell describes how my first ever ‘meet the folks’ shtick went down.